Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
28 Nov 2000 mephisto Pretend ur superman and jump off the Empire State
28 Nov 2000 cacogen We need to consider the implements and materials available to young children. Toys, of course. Food. Little clothes, small shoes, household items. It may be too much to assume a young child would have access to knives, a gun, wires and cars. Do you have a robot dog? They're sold in some places now. Take it for a walk on the roof of your house. Don't be too careful near the edge. If your parents are careless about leaving their wine lying about, a cool refreshing drink would help.
27 Nov 2000 Lizard step in front of an 18 wheeler on the interstate
27 Nov 2000 Unknown don't know how... what is the best way for being in love at 18 and losing that person after 3 years of them loving you and then they tell you they don't love you... what is the best way for me to end it... tell me A.S.A.P.
27 Nov 2000 Crow Motif Get a gun, shoot as many people as you can, shoot your family and then shoot yourself.
27 Nov 2000 steven alyari make cuts into your body while lying naked on clean white sheets and allow yourself to slowly bleed into drowsy death

i would try to intimidate people with your fearlessness of death first

ad/watch fight club, the fountainhead,and the white negro before you kill yourself

aren't you afraid of hell? even if you are an athiest. the possibility of a bad fate exists.. i.e. the idea that the objects of our universe are part of some larger consciousness.. perhaps when we die our mind becomes a lost thought in this higher beings subconscious.. existing yet unaccessable and consequently unchangable.. then what? think about the regret-filled waste that wanders in the recesses your brain.. i dont want to exist forever as as a constant regret in some other being's consciousness
27 Nov 2000 pschlugo i was always fond of donating my body to science so they could figure out how to interface your mind directly with the internet seeing how it's the most important thing in existence right now
27 Nov 2000 Dark Frog Tie some piano wire around something a foot or more (but not too high) above your own height. Wrap the other end around your neck, then put super glue on your hands. Hold on to your head for a few moments, then jump off whatever it is that the piano wire is tied to. After you land, your family members (friends, police, etc.) will find you holding your own head
27 Nov 2000 Liam Walk through Compton with "I hate niggers" written all over your body in magic marker (you'll have more room to write if you're totally naked plus you'll draw attention quicker)
26 Nov 2000 Anthony God damn your a fucked up little kid! Visit a REAL site at http://www.expage.com/franktonjr
26 Nov 2000 Frederica Impregnate yourself with a turkey baster. Then tell your parents you're deeply in love and they can just go fuck themselves.
26 Nov 2000 cartman Go into a biker bar on sat' nite wearing a honda t-shirt and yell: "all you pussy bikers suck!" then kick the biggest ugliest dude there square in the nuts.
26 Nov 2000 Matt Light yourself on fire, people will talk about you for years to come, gain the popularity in death that you couldn't get in life.
26 Nov 2000 FlamerJ Castrating yourself, then choking on your small little testicles.. biotch.
26 Nov 2000 Alex Rex WALK to a gas station and press the cash button. If the man at the register doesn't check and just absentmindedly hits the ok button for you to pump, hold the pump straight up in the air. Keep in mind there isn't even a car near you. Start pumping and look straight at the register, when the guy finally looks to see why you've pumped so much gas, light a match before he can turn it off. This ought to blow up the whole place, or at least your pump and certainly demolish any trace of you. The gas guy (if he leaves) will never forgive himself for being so stupid and not looking to see that you actually did not have a car. Good luck ^^
26 Nov 2000 ass fuk0r go to a mall in southeastern DC. wear a white robe and pointed hat. yell 'NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER!' and knock down some fat mammy of one of those street gangsters
26 Nov 2000 Euthanasia I would have to say, hanging yourself. It will be easier for your family to have an open caskit funeral for you.
26 Nov 2000 andrew m taking that ride the stranger offered you
26 Nov 2000   take 8 feet of rope. tie one end around your feet, the other end to a bridge (preferably a highway overpass) take 8 feet of piano wire. tie one end around your neck, tie the other end to the bridge. super glue your hands to your head. jump. the piano wire well sever your head and you will be left dangling from the bridge holding your severed head in your hands
26 Nov 2000 arleen Run in front of a bus or a semi. However, that's not100% sure. Try to find a gun (preferable over .22 caliber) and shoot yourself in the head.

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