|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|06 Jul 2000||snakey||Jump of an big building. Throw yourself in front of the train, so you don't have to buy a ticket|
|05 Jul 2000||Crazy Deus||Some people need to understand that there is a fine line between humor, and serious life.
Those who can't handle humor, should not dabble in serious life, either. I can't stand those who can't handle a really funny joke, albeit a little tasteless. So stop the crap about: "I'm so sad, I know someone who commited suicide" or "Death isn't funny, I've seen too much death already." And so now, I am forced to say: THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE. You take me seriously, then I'll hunt you down and kill you myself.
And thus, my solutions:
1. Attack a beehive with your bare hands. (If you look like Macaulay Culkin, more power to ya)
2. Play outside. During a hurricane, earthquake, or small war.
3. Get into contests with your other 13-year old friends as to who can swallow the largest, pointiest object that can be found.
4. Jab enough pencils into yourself so that the lead actually kills you.
5. Go find daddy's gun. Go to school. Kill, when youre done havin fun, kill yourself.
6. "Where all the white women at?" (if you dont know what this is referring to, go watch Blazing Saddles)
7. Try to stop a gang shootout. Success only leads to the need to do it again.
8. Rub raw meat all over you, and carry around a dog whistle. Walk around, play a tune.
9. Eat only candy for a few months.
10. Finally, two words: POWER TOOLS.
|05 Jul 2000||Eric||Suicide is the last thing I would do...|
|05 Jul 2000||Matt||Go running into a forest at night when it is freezing and hide. That way you will start to 'shiver' and finally feel sleepy. Eventually you will fall asleep and never wake up. Search teams will find your body days later, (depending on how well you hid)|
|04 Jul 2000||Luis Gil||best way to kill yourself when you're under 13 is to browse your website!|
|04 Jul 2000||Sane_guy||Um is this a sick joke???
you people are sick, man. i know some1 who suicided so fuck you all.
|04 Jul 2000||mintyarc||tie a sheet around your neck, climb a tree, tie the sheet around a limb of a tree. then jump real hard into the ground beneath. That's pretty good way of doing it.|
|03 Jul 2000||Timmytim||Well, it's gotta be realistic, so for all you idiots going on about drugs and stuff; ding dong, we're talking about a 13 year old. I've thought of a very painful, but easy way. You simply stick your head in the microwave. You don't have to close the door, you just stuff a couple of tea-towels in the crack. Then you turn it on. Put it on the highest stand and for about 10 minutes. You will feel the temperature slowly rise. A head is made up of about 60% water. Water expands when heated. My best guess is that it will take about 5 minutes for your head to explode? It will hurt like hell, but I don't give a shit. Please don't blame me if you actually do/try it.
On the other hand, you could find the ingredients (but you'll have to be a fucking smart kid to do this) and make homemade cyenide. You could test it on your dog/cat/little baby sister. You didn't hear this from me either.
Or you could jump in front of a train but this isn't very creative.
|03 Jul 2000||sander||to look at my father in his fucking ugly face|
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|03 Jul 2000||The best way to kill yourself when you are under 13 is to pretend that you are eating a kinder-egg, then try to eat the whole egg so that it will get stuck in your throat!! Good??|
|03 Jul 2000||christof||hmmm... jumping from a high tower, the tour eiffel. and leaving a letter: 'i can see the world dying. and i wonder you don't'|
|03 Jul 2000||batlhako||try and outrun a moving train|
|03 Jul 2000||aids-magneet||Just go fuck ads much older people cas possible; you will meet an aids-carrier. And then you still have plenty of time to think how fucked up you have done.
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|02 Jul 2000||manolis||depence why a kid of that age would want to kill its self ... when i was in that age i just wanted to have everybodies attention on me ....so actually this is not a straight question.... it looks more like a request for comments ....so my comment is that self preservation enstict in that age is so strong that i can hardly imagine some kid would really want to kill it s selfe in that age ... if i am wrong i guess a death that would not harm the body would be switable|
|02 Jul 2000||Rez||cruisify yourself in the lawn|
|01 Jul 2000||Solid_burn||Just don't fucking kill yourself|
|01 Jul 2000||Schapie||Walk in the rain.|
|01 Jul 2000||Serge Hirchovitch||here are a few suggestions on how to kill a child under 13 :
* continue to believe what adults tell U
* go to school and swallow "education" at face value
* watch childrens programme on TV
* watch adult programmes on TV
* stop trying to implement your child values into an adult world
* believe in the values conveyed by advertising and media (anorexic 13 yo models looking like heroin addict selling calvin klein worthless chits
If U can stay away from the above , U might have a chance to let the real child in you survive
PS : je parle également le français donc tu peux me répondre dans la langue de ton choix
Je trouve ton site extra-ordinaire !!
Essaye de continuer dans la voie de l'expression artistique.
|30 Jun 2000||Cyco Path||My suggestion would be, listen to a nonstop follow of Gangsta Rap over and over until you can't help but talk in the same manner as the rappers then proceed to the closet "hood" available and well, just start talking. I'm sure intended act will be performed shortly there after.|