|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|09 Jul 2000||bas||its better to stay alive and love your self|
|09 Jul 2000||nightstar||stick your head in a toilet and pull the chain a few times if you are able to after the 1st time make sure you are dead before you stop|
|09 Jul 2000||dan||Watch S Club 7|
|09 Jul 2000||FAHADS||KILLING IS AGAINST MY RELIGION|
|09 Jul 2000||N. Leopold||I simply can't think of my favorite. I offer several options...
1. Run at the president with a gun.
2. Masturbate to death. (I can't prove this one works. Worth trying, though)
3. Lock yourself in a room with a pack of Indonesian wolverines until they eat you to death over a period of 4 1/2 days.
4. Shove an icepick under each toenail and let yourself slowly bleed to death while enjoying dinner alone.
5. Put your head in a vice and turn the handle yourself until your skull cracks, spilling pints of blood and pieces of your brain onto the floor.
|09 Jul 2000||Jason Growden||put a double barrel shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger with your toe.
|08 Jul 2000||Hansie||go to mom's bathroom and drink as many of this pills you can find in her bathroom cubboard|
|08 Jul 2000||This is bizarre? What happened to climbing trees and flying kites and driving around on your bmx.... These days the best way to "have fun" seems to have archives of answers to the question "how the best way to kill yourself is if you're under 13?" please... get outside, get some friends and GET A LIFE!|
|08 Jul 2000||Jim||The best way for a kid to kill themselves is to trick someone else into doing it... if the suicide is an act of revenge, provoke it from the person you want revenge from, e.g. your parent, friend, brother, sister, whoever. Make them really mad, i mean really really mad, do something u know would make them murderously angry, then push them that little bit further... they'll kill you AND cop the blame cuz technically its not suicide any more, its murder.|
|07 Jul 2000||PikaCHOO||Just swallow all your Pokemon cards..|
|07 Jul 2000||Apathina||Genital sacrifice.|
|07 Jul 2000||muppalizer||find a small knife and start carving neat patterns in your skin... the bigger the better, just remember to leave the fingers alone...|
|07 Jul 2000||muppalizer||heat up the oven to about 250 degrees celcius... when it's ready, enter|
|07 Jul 2000||Amorphus Aenima||Take a box large enough for an adolesent human. Make sure it is sturdy enough to suppress any strugling life form from within. In it needs to be a pad and pencil. An oxigen tank with a face mask inhaler. Include a list of all cement manufacturers. When used correctly the inhabitant would die in an undeterminable amount of time and remain entombed in cement in central park for hundreds of years as a sort of sacraficial time capsule.|
|07 Jul 2000||Amorphus Aenima||Back into a corner and let out a scream cause its' all coming down anyways. Lift your broken wing and hide until your death. They didn't let you fly in the first place.|
|07 Jul 2000||J Graham||As this originated on your Christmas page - listen to what Jesus said: "The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full."
John 10:10 That is THE Christmas present!
|07 Jul 2000||lucifer||stock your self on a garbage disposal unit and grind your fucking self because that what you are a fucking garbage.|
|07 Jul 2000||Amber||Repeatedly stabbing your self with barbie dolls|
|06 Jul 2000||Daphelle||Eh, naar Amerika gaan en daar de hele school doodschieten... Je krijgt de elektrische stoel!|
|06 Jul 2000||Cedric||Lying on the rails and waiting for the train to come is such a nice way. Or you can drink a whole bottle of bleach that mom is putting away in the kitchen's cupboard. Also, take your bicycle, close your eyes and ride as fast as you can to the nearby crossroad while the traffic light is red for you. (if it doesn't work the first time, do it again and again)... that's it for now.|