|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|17 Nov 2000||deboute||--going to belgium / aller en belgique
--living in africa or balkans / vivre en afrique ou dans les balkans.
|17 Nov 2000||Eu4ia||Walk in front of a bus.
(this is embarrasing for the human race, you know, and someone is probably going to raise a stink about it)
|17 Nov 2000||Rich||I don't know, I made it past there and so therefore can't help you. You really need the advice of someone who's already done it, but that probably wouldn't work 'cos they're dead.
Someone suggested hiring someone to do it. They said it was too expensive, duh! Pay them after the jobs done, dummy!
Anyway, seeing as your question is altogether a bit dumb one wonders whether you might be better placed debating whether you have the intellectual capacity to consider the question from all angles. I think the answer to this is probably no.
I wouldn't suggest it as a reasonable course of action anyway, your web skills are pretty damned good, so get a decent job and telework from Mauritius, then you might be happy.
|17 Nov 2000||cacogen||Before you die, you must ensure a proper reception.
A favorite pet will do. One that has passed on; recently, if possible.
Tell it to wait for you. The journey onward will be easier with company.
As for the manner of death, might I suggest an ill-advised lunge after an accidentally dropped bottle of sleeping pills at a tall building's edge?
|17 Nov 2000||nitesurf||Put a plastic bag over your head & tell your little brother that you want to show him the greatest magic trick. Then tell him to wrap your head in duct tape. Tell him to keep wrapping no matter how silly you act. Tell him to leave you in his closet for an hour & then get your parents to see his cool trick! Have a great life, Kiddo!|
|17 Nov 2000||Corey Knecht||Good ol' fashioned semen poisoning, undeniably the funnyest way, profitable too!|
|17 Nov 2000||First, I don't believe you are 13. Second, if you are, seek help. There are people out there who will explain to you that suicide is not something to joke about. I have had loved ones who have killed themselves before the age of 14 - and let me tell you, this isn't funny, or something to "play" out.|
|17 Nov 2000||dead||Tylenol kills you in 4 days. my parents found out on the first day... alot of ppuooookin and pain... slashin wrist takes guts, but what about STABBIN your wrist right through??? i'm just sayin this cuz i'm about to do IT HA!|
|17 Nov 2000||Focht||Why not put on a nice white summer dress with a nice white wide brimmed hat in July, then jump out in front of a speeding ice cream truck? Just think how of the contrast of red blood and white tattered dress? The bright blood of innocents and the innocence represented by the white of the dress so crudely torn and voilated will make a bold statement. And do it in in front of people, that will make it extra tragic because you can scar them for life as well.
Try to make every day an interesting one
|17 Nov 2000||xaosdog||Je crois que la meillure serait de: (1) devenir folle; (2) te rendre compte que la chose la plus precieuse du monde etait cachee dans ta cervelle; (3) demander aux champignon-gens de t'aider a la retrouver; (4) attendre le resultat inevitable.|
|17 Nov 2000||xaosdog||The best way to kill yourself -- at any age -- is to do so on a scale that itself ranges from the nanoscopic to the grand. That is to say, in a manner that links macrocosm with micro.
More specifically, the best way is to: (1) replicate your consciousness in a myriad of instantiations; (2) spread the various exemplars of you out across all time and space, thinly; (3) begin to hunt and eat them; (4) (it won't be long before you become the hunted yourself!); (5) when only one consciousness remains, return to step one; (6) when the final n consciousness instantiations are all simultaneously destroyed you will be done, where n is an integer greater than one.
|17 Nov 2000||Christopher Cohen Haffly||You're a complete lunatic if you think I'm going to potentially incriminate by 1) contributing the deliquency of a minor and 2) assisting in suicide. Freedom of speech does not extend to the transmission of criminal data and, fortunately or unfortunately depending on how you look at it, attempting suicide is illegal.|
|17 Nov 2000||j random stranger||take out your heart
you cannot live without your heart
put it on the web
|17 Nov 2000||jose||eat too many nachos.|
|17 Nov 2000||bruce||Ask your adult family to: Spoil you; Hug you; Love you to death.
Ask your younger family members to: Tease you, Annoy you, or Tickle you to death.
After all, we've all heard those expressions used, so they must have worked sometime !
|17 Nov 2000||pete||Pick at your acne until it gets infected and you develop septicaemia.|
|11 Nov 2000||mélanie thibodeau||Désolée mais ton kit de suicide est une vraie plaie ! Moi je tiens à ma vie et je ne souhaite pas que d'autres de mes amis meurent encore par suicide et je trouve ça dégoutant de voir des personnes comme toi qui donnent même des trucs aux jeunes pour se suicider. Tu est vraiment un branleur de gosse de première! Je n'ai peut-être que 17 ans mais tu est un criss d'innocent, j'espère que tu vas te pendre bientôt !
Une anthipatique a tes idées !
|11 Nov 2000||a cool person||--1.well, it's obvious, spend all of your hard earned life savings on a big speaker system, papa roach cd, and a big ramp on top of the empire state building, blast "binge" by papa roach and launch your four wheeler, full speed right the fuck off of the empire state building, if at all possible get enough speed to hit the next building and then enjoy the ride down!
--2nd cool way to kill yourself.......... walk into school naked, with a gun, or knife, kill as many people as possible then kill yourself, simple and traditional, but it works great!
--3rd way.... invite everyone over to your house and when they all show up get on the roof with a gun and jump off, blast yourself in midair and as you leave your body. Everyone will be laughing and saying what a dumbass but who cares?
--last cool way to die. go parashooting without a parashoot
(while you are on weed)
|10 Nov 2000||Lacy Nicole||You FUCKING idiots!!!
Do any of you have a clue how serious suicide is? I guess not.
Have some respect for those of us who are not ignorant, you stupid fucks. don't put ideas into a child's mind. because each one of them has future, and there is at least 1 damn reason to live, i found mine, now find yours. and leave 13yr old CHILDREN alone...
|10 Nov 2000||eggnest||to think like an adult.|