Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
08 Feb 2001 Twist of Faith Get yourself a Knife and have your friend jump on your back and slit your throat ear to ear then stick a CO2 cartridge in your sternum then stick little bars or soap down your throat so that when they pop you head back a bar of soap comes out. HUMAN PEZ DISPENSER
06 Feb 2001 phane Passer sous les roues d'un carosse.
06 Feb 2001 ezra the best way is to sing a lullaby until you run out of breath, or to sing to the fish under a river.
06 Feb 2001 Ira Try to meet once upon a time any serial maniak-killer.
Remember, you don't have so much time, no longer than 355 days, try to be fast!
04 Feb 2001 Jenny I'm not too sure. I think if they were to kill themselves they could always watch a movie and micmic the scenes. Or of course they can pretend they can fly or something
03 Feb 2001 Adam Eat lots of fried foods, starch, breads etc..... Then die from a heart attack at 101!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02 Feb 2001 erin swimming in a lake, and you cannot swim
02 Feb 2001 DEATH THE BEST WAY TO KILL YOUR SELF IF UNDER 13, IS TO GO UP TO A ANGRY LONER AND SAY NICE COAT FAGGOT, HE WILL WAST YOUR FUCKING ASS. THE SUICIDE PART IS BEING A FUCKING STUPID IDIOT TO DO.
02 Feb 2001 Lola Boeys The very best way, of course, is to eat and eat and eat and eat. You eat cakes and candies and french fries and weenies and nuts and candels and toenails and toast and chicken and spaghetti and dumplings! All that. And you just keep eating everything you like and everything you wonder about until
you
just
can't
eat
another
bite --
and then you eat another bite.
01 Feb 2001 Palasm I don't know... I feel like killin' myself... although I'm older than 13... haven't really thought about it till I was older... but sometimes I feel like covering myself up with everything I can find in bed and try to suffocate myself while I sleep...
01 Feb 2001 stephanie to play suicide is the best children can do... It's a way for them to experiment with death and recognize how precious their own life is...
I don't really know what such a suicide kit should have as content... I'm sorry for not helping you more... read you little mouchette and don't be sad...
stephanie
p.s. : I know that in a sense you're very happy... because, people suffering are the one with the biggest joy !!!
31 Jan 2001 SICK MOTHERFUCKER TAKE OUT ONE OF UR TESTICLES AND GET A VICE AND SIMPLY INSERT IT IN THERE AND START TIGHTENING!
IT ROCKS! TRY IT SOMETIME
31 Jan 2001 phaerohe mouchette, don't kill yourself.... kill me! It would be much more satisfying!
31 Jan 2001 JC I think this web-site is terrible. It's people like you who need the help not the suicidal ones. I happen to be under 13 and suicidal and this is just a waste of time and space on the internet.
28 Jan 2001 Chris Rhodes shotgun through the mouth, levelled at the back of your head (double barreled). Believe me, you don't want to try it any other way, you might feel something.
Better yet, go get laid.
26 Jan 2001 Zoé pour les enfants de 13 ans, je ne sais pas, mais en tout cas, n'essayez pas les médocs, on vous trouve toujours avant
26 Jan 2001 Yandoon Get your mom's best metal spork and scoop out your eyeballs. Eat those and then feel around your house until you find your little pumpkin carving knife. Cut off your ears and eat those, and then stick the knife up your nose. Go into your garage and snag the electric pruning shears. Flip the switch and hold the unit on your cock. Thwack! No more penis. Turn off the unit and eat your penis. Then, rip your balls off with your bare hands and eat those. If you are still conscious, drive to your local rock quarry and wander around until you bump into a lot of sharp-edged boulders. Hopefully you will stumble and fall off of a 300ft. cliff and smack right into the roof of the "Lemon Juice and Salt" factory. You'll be famous for your stupidity.
26 Jan 2001 Yandoon Buy a staplegun (the kind with the really big industrial staples) and a 2000+ psi high pressure sprayer. (You should get a friend to help you with this suicide) First, have your friend staple you to your garage door (by your wrists, legs, neck, wherever). Then have your friend hook your garden hose up to the high pressure sprayer. Have them turn on the sprayer and blast it at you. The pressure should be enough to rip your skin off. Have him keep blasting it until he makes a hole thru the other side of you (This is probably a really painful way to go). Now you are dead. Have your friend put your body in a trashbag and tell him to never get horny near your dead body because he might have sex with it.
25 Jan 2001 davvil watch programmes that you hate the most and after that just knock the screen with your head. If you're bald, it's better, you will get elecctric shock. The people will laugh when they see your hair like einstein.
25 Jan 2001 asim carry on living: the surest way 2 die

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