|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|22 Nov 2000||hasbro||well..i would try toys. they all seem to be pretty deadly. you could ride one of those hip new scooters around for a while until you hit a curb making the scooter spark which ignites your pants. .. maybe you could buy a nintendo and have a fatal seizure.
if i were you... i would buy all the legos i could afford, get some strong glue, and build a fortress around yourself. then you can starve to death, or , if you built it really well, you can suffocate. in the end you also have a nifty mausoleum. have a happy suicide!!
|22 Nov 2000||SLaiG_i||dip your mom's titties in poison and nurse away my lad. Oh $hit -- that might kill me too! :(|
|22 Nov 2000||mr. normal||Walk through a deserted public park in the middle of the night. i'm sure some crazy pervert will kidnap you. he'll take you home and tie you up. then he'll give you a bunch of speed and cut off your eyelids. when you complain he will sodomize you with a length of barbwire. after he has his fun with you, he'll drill holes in your kneecaps and untie you, letting you roll around on the floor until he smashes your head with a hammer. over and over again.|
|22 Nov 2000||carmen||rather then telling your parents that you are going for a bath, open up all the drawers in the bathroom instead and mix you own deadly corktails of extremely poisonious cleaning products. a sure way to kill yourself while allowing you to mix with all these pretty colours :)|
|22 Nov 2000||futbol||Find a Dog. Become anorexic and only eat dog sick. Then slit your wrist.
Take a whole bottle of valium. Run MS Windows. Eat yourself and yourself only.
|22 Nov 2000||ItBurn||Swallow a whole live rat.|
|22 Nov 2000||PiMP||same way you would kill yourself if you were over 13..|
|22 Nov 2000||Ballland||Sharp objects. Chemicals.
Consequential anal insertions by various wild animals.
|22 Nov 2000||Igor||Run head first in to a wall over and over again... it may not kill you but it sure would be funny to watch...|
|22 Nov 2000||MORON||Take a whole lot of elephant tranquilizers, then put a plastic bag over your head. you get knocked out, then asphyxiate.|
|21 Nov 2000||dan||u should put ur head into ur moms pussy so u cant breath ne more|
|21 Nov 2000||If you dont enjoy life.
Change what you are doing.
Change what you are thinking.
Change who you hang around.
Follow your passion and you'll never want to think about suicide.
Earl Nightingale said "You become what you think about."
|21 Nov 2000||Stabmaster Arson||If you just make a videotape of yourself masturbating on top of stuffed animals then distribute the videotape to people in your school, you'll be able to think of HUNDREDS of ways.|
|21 Nov 2000||trent||Point a plastic gun at a cop and yell "im gonna kill you mother fuckers!"|
|21 Nov 2000||Pio Augustus||Life will definatly kill you - sooner or later, maybe not suicide but the most dangerous thing on earth is in fact life, 100% death rate|
|21 Nov 2000||Jeebis||Swallow your entire Power Rangers action figure collection.|
|21 Nov 2000||lily||coucou me revoilà!
ma réponse (pas très interessante) a été publiée alors je reviens pour la rembourer un peu...
Ca me rendrait triste que tu meures, Mouchette, et ça m'étonnes que tu ais fait ce site, moi qui te connais si bien dans la réalité...
Bon alors comme je sais que tu ne vas pas vraiment te suicider, je donne des infos:
Ce qu'il faut surtout c'est choisir le bon moment, c'est très important : un moment où tu n'es plus vraiment toi-même, tu peux par ex fumer avant, ou bien être vraiment dans un état de fusion euphorique où tu ne te contrôles plus, c'est surtout ce qui compte.
Ensuite pour passer à la pratique, prend n'importe quoi, tu ne t'en rendras même pas compte, c'est pas ça l'important.
Je peux dire mon opinion personnelle maintenant? Je trouve que se suicider c'est une façon quand même assez égoïste de régler ses problèmes (on te l'a sûrement déjà dit!), et en plus, à 13 ans, on est tous un peu comme ça...
Si ta situation ne s'est pas arrangée quand tu auras 20 ans, alors tu as le droit d'en finir.
Je te regretterai Mouchette...
|21 Nov 2000||http://www.rawcut.co.uk||WHY, if your life is that bad then you would be dead already. If not, why not find friends who have nut alergies and play russian roulette with a pack of REVELS (mixed chocolate sweets some have nuts!) Another good way to go would be to see how many packs of pokemon cards you could fit up your arse untill you died|
|21 Nov 2000||Jess||overdose on sleeping pills|
|21 Nov 2000||greenbean||wait till your home alone and lock yourself in the fridge. a beautiful and terrible way to die. and imagine the surprise when dad comes home for a cold beer?|