|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|18 Oct 2000||Dani Barr||a noose, a bottle of tequila, and a three foot long sandwich|
|17 Oct 2000||M H||Believe in life.|
|16 Oct 2000||Urotsukidoji||Well I think the best way to go when your under the age of 13 would have to be the electric chair. Why? Well, because who else under the age of 13 has been in the chair? See, you would be the coolest cat on the block all strapped down and ready to go to the spirit in the sky. I think if this is included in maybe a deluxe kit, it would sell.|
|16 Oct 2000||Jeanba||the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13 is to run on railroad tracks by night.|
|16 Oct 2000||dire wolf||move to manitoba canada... if nothing else works... that'll do it... mentally if not physically...|
|14 Oct 2000||HTML Goddess||Have anal sex until you bleed to death from your ass.|
|14 Oct 2000||crackrocksteadie||That depends if you really want to die or not. If you wanna live, take a handful of pills or something. If you really wanna die, do it like I would. Start taking some hardcore steriods, really build up to taking superhuman amounts. They will develop your "steroid psychosis." use some cocaine too, if you have any. Do not use any depressants or anything but maybe take some acid or ecstacy or speed if you like. If you are taking enough, you will turn into a complete animal, and if your self-loathing is intense enough you will develop the gall to do yourself in for real, like not slashing your wrists but biting off your whole friggin arm, something like that. Or break into a vets office, steal some Forane or Halothane, pour it on a pillow and go to sleep. Respiratory failure or malignant hyperthermia will do you in. Last but not least, watch Natural Born Killers then go do it yourself. That would be cool.|
|14 Oct 2000||Denise Fuselier||Killing yourself is not at all a pleasant task.
1. Do you want to die or just play a game?
2. There are other ways of killing yourself:
For example: Take LSD - or drugs of anykind - before taking drastic measures of killing yourself. Of course if you want to die the game is over if you actually overdose.
3. Decide in your mind to die.... and you will be dead ... (The big trick is convincing others that you are )
4.If you are still breathing after taking drugs ... and deciding to die ... then live with your parents until they are deceased... And you can start plaing your game all over again.
5. GO see a psychologist... this will sure enough do the trick ...
6. If you are not totally brain dead after seeing a shrink, you might decide how to live again so that you can die properly like everyone else on the planet eventually does and change your mind to live a little MOUCHETTE!
|13 Oct 2000||Jean-Yves||Ne parles plus, ne lis plus , n'ecrit plus et reste seule. C'est la meilleure solution. La solitude est le pire des suicides. Et puis c'est cool, on peut toujours revivre demain!|
|13 Oct 2000||kate||Tie a rope around your neck and attach it to your bunk bed and... jump!|
|13 Oct 2000||OpriGANTUS||Eat a lot of beans and lock yourself in a small closet...|
|12 Oct 2000||scott||First you need some pictures of Janet Reno naked, then watch Beverly Hills 90210 for twenty straight hours. This should squash any hopes you may have of living. Now get a bottle of draino and drink it while you run your foot through a meatgrinder. The last step is to sit in front of the tv watching porn while kissing a light socket.
(not that i've thought about it or anything...)
|12 Oct 2000||Dani||lay down in the middle of the street dressed in black in the middle of the night. You can die and no one will even see, and If you curl into a ball, they will think that they just ran over a dog and won't even stop to look back!|
|11 Oct 2000||Crystal||There are so many ways, it would be hard to choose which would be a way to kill yourself. It depends on if you would care how much pain was involved. if you want something quick and painless you can slit every major artery in your body from your ankles to your coroted. hmmm I have a good idea, Buy an anatomy book and use your imagination!|
|10 Oct 2000||MeLiSsA HeNdErSoN||A stupid game. y a game like make it real. How the fuck can i kill my self i will tell ya where i live if someone comes and shoots me. but a game how retarded. life is pointless and u make a joke of killing your self hey i wanna do it and u wanna make a game out of pretending to kill yourself well how great for u like i care!|
|09 Oct 2000||Groman||Put on handcuffs and jump off a ferry.|
|09 Oct 2000||Andrew Hill||Kill Mouchette's cat and don't tell her why you did it.|
|07 Oct 2000||Pacman||Eat food from McDonalds|
|06 Oct 2000||Jessica||Drink a bottle of Nyquil, or some other sleep inducing thing, and put a plastic bag over your head. Be sure to fasten it with a rubber band around your neck.|
|06 Oct 2000||winter||I'm not offended. I find your site neither shocking nor thought provoking; this is old. I find pokemon more offending than this. Honestly, you are all a bunch of loosers.|