|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|17 Jul 2014||edgar the edgar||They are putting microscopic microchips in the food and water. They are inside you. They are cyborgs that know every thought you have. These cyborgs control various spytech from hidden spy cameras in the flowers to a hidden spy space station 10 miles deep in the sun. They even have human slave spys with cloaking suits that hide in bushes and trees. They have satelites that hide behind clouds. They video record everything you do. If they catch you they will shove a rubber hose into your nose and shove it all the way into your throat and feed you pure pork fat and calcium supplements. This will make your bones extra brittle and they will slowly crush your bones with a hammer. You will become a motionless blob with explosive diarrhea. Then they will launch you into outerspace all the way to the space station so the astronauts can sell you into the intergalactic sex slave trade. This is how they get all thier money so they can fund false flag opperations and the pro russian nazis in the ukraine.|
|11 Jul 2014||Marco Dorian||Mi fa schifo la mia vita!|
|07 Jul 2014||Lucrezia||Siete malati per caso?
Penso di si.
Persona want live, not die
|05 Jul 2014||cai||I am going to kill myself. Sooner or later. There is nothing sad or weird about this. I cannot remember what it was like before I was born. I will not remember what it is like after I die. Life is great while I am here, but shit... at least for me, it is temporary.|
|04 Jul 2014||me||I Want to end my life whats the bast way to end it|
|03 Jul 2014||bandsaw||Set up your bedroom so when someone walks in party poppers pop and streamers and balloons fall from the celing. A song also needs to begin to play. They find you on your bed lifeless. Then in a few moments a television comes on with a doll on a tricycle that says I want to play a game....|
|03 Jul 2014||world famous in 17 seconds||Wait until the world cup. Run out center field totaly nude and shoot yourself in the head.
Tip: aim so your brains splatter on the security guards.
|02 Jul 2014||sarah connor||This site is full of witches that are casting spells on your mind for you to commit suicide and become so lustful you will nonstop maturbate 24/7. I know this because I had to go to the exsorcist and be sprinkled with water that made me catch on fire and smoke. They beat me with a rod until the demon came out of me. To stop this from happening I had several surgeries that transformed me into a cyborg. Now my problem is invisible robots keep molesting me in my sleep.|
|02 Jul 2014||my little pony||Snort some bath salts.|
|02 Jul 2014||butt cheese and crackers||You should never kill yourself. If you situation is the problem just leave. Make a new life. If your brain is the problem they make medications. If you are farting and cant stop point it away from me. I am allergic to farts and I may vomit on you.|
|02 Jul 2014||zane||overdose on Viagra,your gentials will fly off and hit china. and you die.|
|30 Jun 2014||midget stew||Take everything out of your refrigerator. Unplug it. Crawl inside and shut the door behind you. The door will seal and you wont be able to open it. You will suffocate.|
|30 Jun 2014||Yogi||Tape some fish sticks all over you and go find a bear in the forrest. Maybe take a jar of honey and a picnic basket.|
|30 Jun 2014||McSuicide super size me||Go to McDonalds. Go in the playland ball pit and lay at the bottom with all the balls covering you. Be very still and wait until your parents leave. Keep waiting until they close. Now get out and go eat all the free ice cream you want. Then you will be happy.|
|30 Jun 2014||:( :( :(||I ran over my kitten with my bike and its intestines squirted out its butt. It started to run away and the intestines were trailing behind. I feel so bad now. It ran under the house and it died. It smells bad. It was an accident. I did not mean to kill mr. Fluffy. I just want to die now because I did such a bad thing. I am going to jump in front of a truck. I am so sorry mr. Fluffy.|
|28 Jun 2014||broken and crushed in||Hind sight is seeing out your arse. Life blows. I am going to climb in a tall tree and jump on concrete sidewalk. Head first. All of you that want to email me to say no wait dont do it it will get better.... you are a liar. It wont get better, you just need me to think that it will so you can continue on In your own delusion that your life is good. At least I am honest. All I want is a picture of my body outlined in chalk posted on the internet. Then you can see for yourself what my the brains of someone who doesn't lie look like.|
|28 Jun 2014||save the rainforest||The best way would be to hold in you poop. You will get impaction and die from toxicity. It only takes about a month. It will also give people something to laugh about. They will say you are so full of shit your ass hurts. Stuff like that. Not to mention all the toilet paper you will save will equate to more trees not cut down.|
|28 Jun 2014||chilly willy||Liquid nitrogen enema. Freezing booty holes since 1999.|
|28 Jun 2014||horse tranqs and wine||This website is offensive to those who have loved ones that have commited suicide. Ever notice how people say commited suicide instead of killed themselves? Its because it sounds better and people are really just trying not to kill themselves everyday allday. They tell you they are happy and smile but deep inside they are fighting the urge to kill themselves. Dont lie to yourself. You hate your life and want to have a steamy affair with mistress suicide. Mistress suicide is going to make you climax so hard. You know you are so turned on right now thinking about those cold nipples and decaying flesh. You just cant wait to jump in the casket. You know you would rather rub warm elephant dung all over you than live one more day. You disgust me life. You worthless tick. Filling yourself on the life of others just so you can produce offspring. Its a cycle of never ending herpes outbreaks with bee stings. Black ass african bees. With super huge penises. I cantwait till the world is on fire and people are rotting from the radiation from the fallout. The world will be a much better place when mankind destroys all life. Then all you people to scared to commit suicide will be so greatful. You will say I am glad the time is here. Really the best advice I can give you is dont stick your penis in an electrical outlet. It will burn off the tip. Trust me on this.|
|28 Jun 2014||noxium 4||I am really not a human although my appearance would seem that I am a human. I am really from the planet urobonis. Its not even in this galaxy. Sometimes, when things get depressive, I visit there in my mind. Its always sunny there. My doctor say I am mentaly divergent. I think I am just delusional and have a vivid imagination. I also have extremely large methane emissions that contribute to you having headache and are collected with large magnets. After that the methane is crystalized and used to coat dental floss. It gives it the minty flavor.|