|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|27 May 2001||hell's devil||get a lollipop and swallow it. it's not your fault cause your parents are letting you have candy. :) also why you're brushing your teeth swallow the toothpaste and toothbrush. it's not really a suicide cause you wouldn't have done it if your parents didn't make you brush your teeth! :)|
|27 May 2001||allen||i can not believe this site. get out of it now, your life is too precious to take. and all you fuckers who think you should and tell other people too, i hope you do kill yourself!|
|26 May 2001||n3Ek||Church is a good start
Would be a good start
Nothing tops the day off
|26 May 2001||Shane||I imagine carbon monoxide poisoning would be pretty sweet. If you are technically inclined you could find out how to build an actual thanatron though. Too elaborate?|
|25 May 2001||total||place tape over your mouth and nose|
|25 May 2001||starla||donno, needle and a bit of air in sounds good to me... barbie was on the right track there|
|24 May 2001||!!!||SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP. YOU HAVE A DISORDER CHEMICALLY IN YOUR BRAIN. GET HELP|
|24 May 2001||Cain Smith||Put a Barney video tape in the kit along with a revolver, and a music tape that keeps repeating "if you're happy and you know it, shoot yourself."|
|24 May 2001||Jenna||Slash your wrists with mammy's sharp kitchen knife then jump off a bridge with your fave teddy bear!|
|24 May 2001||Kyle||I don't know about any of you, but I'm suicidal right now, and I'm not joking like some of the pages I read before this. It's May 23. Last Friday, a friend framed me for stealing money, but because I love this friend so much, I took the rap without argue. My car was taken away, I was fired, charged with a federal offence, grounded, and just today, I was dumped by my girlfriend. I have no love left in this world, and I have no purpose. I feel nothing but pain now, and it's eating away at me, terribly fast. Before last Friday, I had it made and life was literally 'perfect'. I'm now spiraling out of control. I put my old email on this so emailing me most likely will do no good. I have the feeling I will have killed myself within the next week, because I'm not afraid anymore. I don't know what to do because there isn't anyone at all in my life now, my parents told me they hate me, and my friends abandoned me. Suicide is an option. I think if you're in pain like me, suicide is a way out, and I intend to use it... Thank you for reading this, goodbye.|
|24 May 2001||C.Tooth||Best way to kill yourself ... Well this guy wrote me back telling me that i shouldn't have written that, did he do that to all of you??? Well here is another good way to kill yourself and be careful. Get a desert eagle 357., load it with a dum dum bullet, shoot youself in the stomach and it will blow out the top of your head. Or if you can't get a gun and you don't wanna hurt yourself too badly then take a lot of pain killers. Or if you wanna go towards the more bloody effect, then before you go to school you should kill someone and eat their brains, then go to school with an axe and start choppin, and cut yourself a lot of time, crack your ribs and punch yourself untill you bleed, then throw up all over everyone, you should surely die in a few minutes. If you're not in the mood for eating brains, then the last thing i suggest is cutting your wrists, then your groin next to your nuts or pussy (the main artery) and then your neck, you will die in a matter of minutes.|
|23 May 2001||Candy||Well if you do kill yourself, a few weeks before you do, do a whole lot of good things for everybody, even people you hate and be in a really good and happy mood. Then dress up really pretty, and take a rusty razor blade, and two hankerchiefs, and go to the prettiest place that you can find like a beautiful ocean around sun rise and slit your wrists, then tie them up with the hankerchiefs so when people find you, you will look so beautiful like your sleeping, and they will remember all the good and happy things you did for them, and they will feel so sad, and miss you soo much. But you better hope and pray that the bible is wrong, because God will bitchslap your ass to hell so fast, it will make your head spin.|
|23 May 2001||Mikael||Well, what can i say. There's alotta' ways. My favourite is blowin' your brains out, painting mommy's carpet red... But this is best in the age of 16-17 i think. Still, i wanna tell why i like it. It's messy, drama, you go with a bang, and allota' other things i can't remember. Downside, it's painless. Pain is good, it tells you you're alive, and when you don't feel it anymore... you're dead...|
|23 May 2001||yomama||Introduce yourself as "CCH" at a club in Cincinnati, Dayton or Columbus.|
|23 May 2001||barbie||well i'm not under 13, i'm 14 actually, not a big difference but i think the best way is just to get a knife or anything sharp that will cut flesh and dig it in to your wrists as deep as you can or until you reach bone (sounds painful doesn't it?) well if you really are depressed or fucked up in the head it won't hurt a bit, it will feel really good actually but make sure you cut extremely deep or else you'll just have stupid scars on your wrists. Another good way is to get one of those shot things and put it in one of your veins and just inject air and it will be quck easy not messy and painless, all you feel is the little pin prick. i'm gonna do this in a couple of hours i just need to write a bye bye note. well, see ya later--- lol|
|22 May 2001||GOGO||...IS to continue with living!|
|22 May 2001||Ben||The best way to kill yourself is to live until you are 80... somehow it happens without even trying!|
|22 May 2001||nikki||ignore the "Keep away from small children" warning labels on pills|
|21 May 2001||Erlymnya the Venomous Whore||Why kill yourself when it's so much fun to kill others?
The top 11 ways to kill someone with a spoon (In reverse order)
1. Put poison in the bowl end of a the spoon your victim is about to use, they will die
2. Bash someone repeatedly with the bowl end
3. Stab someone repeatedly with the edge
4. Gouge out eyes with the handle end
5. Force the whole spoon down the neck to cause suffocation
6. Wedge the spoon sideways into the mouth; the shaft will make eating impossible; death by starvation will follow
7. Fill a room with spoons and, when the door is opened, the spoon avalanche will certainly carry the opener to their doom
8. Stretch a large piece of bungy cord till it is tight, place spoons along its length and let it go. The spoons flying at great velocity will cut the victim to ribbons with their edges
9. Place a small explosive device on the handle end and place the bowl end near a door, edge up, the victim will enter the room, stand on bowl end, the handle end will spring up and the explosive device will fly into the face of the victim killing them instantly
10. Dig a big hole in the ground and cover it with a lot of closely woven spoons, the victim will not notice the hole, the spoons bend beneath them, and they will fall into the hole; death by starvation will follow
11. Tie your victim to an enormous spoon, then get Uri Geller to bend it, the victim's spine will snap and they will die
|20 May 2001||B||don't do it at all, so many people would be crushed. Doesn't matter how bad you think things are, they WILL get better, guarenteed, killing yourself should never be an option, i'm serious. Talk to someone, here are the facts of life, they are true, they are true.
1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
9. You are special and unique.
10.Someone that you don't know even exists loves you.
12. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
13. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner or later will get it.
14. Always remember compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.