|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|07 Jul 2001||Jason||Wait. All you have to do is go about your life as normal and then one day, out of the blue you will die. It may be in 70 years (of old age), or in next week choking on a chicken bone, but it doesn't matter it will happen. So no need to make a mess or jump off a high place, just wait. wait. wait.|
|06 Jul 2001||Jade||I totally agree with the people that say it DOESN'T get better. I've been clinically depressed for at least 14 years. I'm currently unemployed with no light at the end of the tunnel. Desperate, scared, believing that I will never have a healthy male-female relationship, broke, and crying constantly. But here's the thing...I started reading this silly website and started LAUGHING at the idiots and the tongue-in-cheek comments. How can I contemplate killing myself when I'm LAUGHING?
Look, whatever is going on will maybe get worse, maybe get better...maybe it'll suck so much you'll take it out on innocent people, maybe something really freaking cool will happen like winning the lottery or the evil-ex dies in a excruciatingly painful death. Ya don't know. Find a way to LAUGH at the inanity, the irony, and the absurdity of life.
I can't kill myself. I have cats that depend on me. My family doesn't deserve the hell they would go through because of my selfishness. My friends would be PISSED. So, since I'm pretty much stuck here on earth suffering with the rest of ya, I guess I'm going to have to find a way to laugh at it all, to blow off the bullshit, and try to identify the really important things in life...and accept the crap that comes my way until I can get out of it.
|05 Jul 2001||Shit stirrer||You lot are all fucked up, you have seriious problems. My life is brilliant so fuck you. GO COMMIT SUICIDE YOU WANKERS.
p.s. nobody loves you.
|03 Jul 2001||pessimist||HEY, every second takes u closer to death.... JUST WAIT!!!|
|02 Jul 2001||Failure Four||children often have trouble finding firearms... seeing as they probably are just going through a stupid phase at this age i believe they should attempt suicide in a way that does not have a very high sucess rate.... such as slitting wrists or overdosing on medication... if they survive it will screw them up majorly to know that they attempted something so stupid when they had their whole lives ahead of them...|
|02 Jul 2001||World's Biggest Idiot that's my title||i believe the best method of killing yourself if you were a child under the age of thirteen would be any method involving overdosing on medication or poisoning oneself... i believe this because in the ages under thirteen a child's body has not fully developed, they are still small and thus it is easier for them to overdose fatally on lethal substances or medications...|
|02 Jul 2001||Suicidal Manners||Life Sucks.
nobody cares about me.
if they do care about me i'll find out soon enough at my funeral.
i'm gonna drink liquid metal (room teperature).
hope i won't puke it out of my body.
see ya in the next life
|02 Jul 2001||EMAIL ME PLEASE||$10,000 OFFER !!!!!!!!!!
I AM VERY SERIOUS ABOUT SUICIDING MYSELF. I WANT TO USE HIGH EXPLOSIVES IN ORDER TO NOT FEEL HARM AND TO NOT LEAVE ANY TRACES SO NO FUNERAL. BOOOM...FINISHED !!!
My plan is to use Ammonium Nitrate NitroMethane explosives and then go suicide safely at the Quarries near my town.
Anyone who can SERIOUSLY help me accomplish my Suicide plan will get all my money. You don't have to feel guilty for helping me suicide...I'm already dead in my mind.
I need supplies of High Density Ammonium Nitrate (Fertilizer)
I need a crushing machine
I need a drying machine
I need supplies of NitroMethane
Most of All, I need explosive boosters and blasting caps.
I am not encouraging anyone to suicide themselves. I am just seeking help doing this myself.
|02 Jul 2001||Drew||I see alot of people bitching about "god's gift of life" and "god loves you", well god gave me this life and he controls every thing I do. so If I kill myself it's because god wanted it, right???? makes sense to me.|
|02 Jul 2001||mario hernandez||lock your self in a room full of rap music and a rusty knife|
|01 Jul 2001||don dixion||go to school every day and flip off all the black people|
|30 Jun 2001||skullfucker||if you are a girl, its to have sex with an elephant...
if you are a boy, to have sex with an elephant...
|30 Jun 2001||neo||take a cord, stick one end in the electrical socket and shove it into your chest, very minimal pain, or anything over 2.3 amps (which will shut down your heart and ultimately KILL YOU)|
|30 Jun 2001||Im Already_Dead||Life sux, NO SHIT! I cut my wrists; I had over 2 concussions, internal bleeding, THE WORKS! You name it, I've probably tried it. Well, here I am, still alive and breathing. Maybe G-d doesn't want me to die yet, why I am here, I still don't know. Killing yourself, is a huge ass motherfuckin decision so if you really want to do it, you better step onto some train tracks and wait for your fate to come true. Now I live really close to some train tracks, but haven't had the guts to stay on them for over a minute. It's scary if you think about it, once you're brutally mutilated and dead, there's no turning back. So think many times if you really want to do it. I mean I've tried the little things, but if you really want to die, then DO IT. I mean who knows, maybe we all have a reason on this planet, but if you can't find one, then more power to you cuz I am still unsure if I really want to die that badly. On the other hand, if I could turn back time; I would have loved to never have been born. But then again we haven't made a time machine to do this.|
|29 Jun 2001||ALJO||THAT'S EASY. GO TO A BLACK PEOPLE'S PLACE IN NEW JERSEY WITH A SHIRT THAT SPELLS I HATE NIGERS. THEN START SCREAMINN THAT NIGGERS ARE GAYS AND INSULT A BLACK PIMP. YOU WILL DIE IN A SECOND|
|28 Jun 2001||Santa||get hit by a car|
|28 Jun 2001||devil knight||call a big drug dealer and take all of his coke and run. then him and his boy will gun you down|
|27 Jun 2001||carina||hit your head against a wall and then very very hard... you should try it some time if you like|
|26 Jun 2001||Kevin Bay||Step 1: Cover body with Filet Mignons (necklace, coat); stew meat works as well.
Step 2: Visit your local zoo.
Step 3: Jump into Lion/Tiger/Bear pits.
Step 4: Run frantically in circles.
|26 Jun 2001||josh||i'm 13, i know how life can suck more than anyone else, i know. in fact i tried to commit suicide once but even that failed. i suggest think about it, don't jump to conclusions just cause you didn't get wat you wanted for hanukah or christmas. think, then start smoking, like me, it's fun your parents abandon you, then you are free to wonder the world alone (or kill yourself).|