|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|19 Nov 2000||josh||don't do it. although life is lame, and how it is. you only get one. make the best of it, and don't listen to hateful kids or parents or whoever. good luck|
|19 Nov 2000||Joke Slayer||Open the door of moving car on a freeway|
|19 Nov 2000||wah||plastic bag over head secured by rubber band about the neck. This is the official recommended method of the Church of Euthanasia (http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org)|
|19 Nov 2000||brendan||an action figure that blows up coating a 300 square meter area with napalm and marijuana so that the area gets burned and the fire department gets stoned|
|19 Nov 2000||mrpoo||poo. then eat the poo. repeat until death.|
|18 Nov 2000||Mitch||Putain!! Moi je capte rien je suis tombée sur un p'ove site ki se fout de la gueule des suicidaires...
Moi , g un véritable problème, mon meilleur ami est au bord du suicide car ma meilleure amie k'il amait + ke tt au monde l'a laché. Ses parents vont divorcer et il vient de sortir d'1 accident plutôt grâve...
Putain c' affreux!!
Y'a qq1 pr nous aider, ds cette situation????
Vous là, AIDEZ NOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|18 Nov 2000||Bob||If you live in San Francisco, you *must* jump off the bridge. What you CAN do is drink a bottle of anti-freeze (I hear it even tastes good!) I hope this is not for you -- your art is too, too good. Don't piss me off.|
|18 Nov 2000||Jahosaphat||Get an altimeter and some dynamyte, go to the top of a very tall building. Connect the altimeter and the dynamyte so that the dynamyte goes off at about 150 ft. Cover the dynamyte with a large jacket and make a big deal out of the fact that "you're going to jump" until you gather a substantial crowd below to "watch your rescue" Jump, fall, BANG, and scatter yourself nicely.|
|18 Nov 2000||FD BArfman||http://cs-pub.bu.edu/faculty/sclaroff/courses/cs480-95/bonk10.gif|
|18 Nov 2000||anyentity||watch mtv 24 hours a day, if it doesn't kill you, I'm sure you'll come up with an effective means.|
|18 Nov 2000||aaron||if you haven't had your period yet and you are jealous of your menstruating friends, slash up your genitals and bleed to death and leave a note saying you were jealous of your friends and its your mom's fault.|
|18 Nov 2000||Eric Scott||take a small hollow needle andblow bubbles into your blood stream!|
|18 Nov 2000||Charles Darwin||Running car, closed garage. Carbon monoxide. Its painless. You fall asleep before you asphixiate. Clean, simple. It does waste fuel however, so why not throw yourself off a tall building or cliff? Make sure you don't land on anyone.|
|18 Nov 2000||Antryg Windrose||Jump off a high bridge. Being a San Franciscan, I recommend the Golden Gate Bridge - it's traditional. You may find a more accessable bridge, nearer to your home. Enjoy the ride.|
|18 Nov 2000||kaitlin||smoking lots of crack, inhaling alot of crack, and generally otherwise i think it's known as clicking on buttons, you rugmuncher.|
|18 Nov 2000||Tez||Get into a flame war with Jakob Nielsen. Then slowly die of boredom, though admittedly not in the artistic way brought on by continual exposure to Robert Bresson films.|
|18 Nov 2000||big tim||disrespect me|
|17 Nov 2000||Brian||Start smoking|
|17 Nov 2000||Jen||Find a large sturdy rope. Tie one end around your neck. Tie the other around a ceiling fan. Stand on a large block of ice, play your favorite Gary Newman records... wait.|
|17 Nov 2000||Erika||Let a pit bull maul you. Poke it with a stick until it gets mad. Then your parents could probably get money, too|