What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|24 Nov 2000||gm9||Are the ways are supposed to be different for a 13 years old? But maybe you could commit suicide in a Toys-R-us, by a bloody way, like making a deep cut in your neck from one ear to the other with a razorblade (or a very sharp knife). With this way, they would speak of you on CNN.|
|24 Nov 2000||kunkel||read some of the crap by the religious freaks in here... that should do it.|
|24 Nov 2000||killyourselfkids||swallow razor blades. it's tons of fun.|
|24 Nov 2000||Mr. Bond||Sick prick|
|24 Nov 2000||SpaceCadet||Buy some heroin, a heap of fucking heroin and then wack all the shit up your vein... Bye Bye|
|23 Nov 2000||Ass Fart||ODing (overdosing) has to be the best, it is like getting too much of a good thing.|
|23 Nov 2000||Alex||You fucking idiot!!! You dont even know what life is yet! I have been through plenty of shit in my life time, and I'm still fucking alive u fuck. Ya know what, go ahead, kill yourself! We dont need pathetic little brats looking for attention. My best friend killed herself almost 4 years ago. I have spent the last 4 years being tortured by it.|
|23 Nov 2000||Drew Garner||First off, I want to clear something up. Suicide CAN be fun. But only with the proper tools and preparation. For example, why not just poison some doughnuts with Cyanide? It'll taste and look like a normal doughnut, but it'll kill ya! Also, why not tie a PS2 controller around you neck in the style of a noose, and play some PS2 until you suffocate? Another less expensive way (for people on welfare) would be to take a wooden board and plow it through your brain.
|23 Nov 2000||englebert||have barney (of barney and friends fame) fuck you up the arse with a 15" blade a la the famous film "7" whilst the song "i love you" (from the show, or whatever it is called) plays in the background.
perhaps you could experiment with drugs and alcohol, and having a molotov cocktail first up with a bong should do the trick
|23 Nov 2000||shawn||take every pill in your house... one of you parents is destined to be on something fucked up... and anyhow, if it doesn't kill you, it'll get their attention when they notice their pills missing. Cause, really, what's the point of a suicide attempt at 13? attention or death? It's a rethorical question...|
|23 Nov 2000||ishboo||something is wrong with you|
|23 Nov 2000||MAtt||Rusty Springed Trampoline|
|22 Nov 2000||kc||enroll in catholic school. during mass, strip, and bathe in holy water. wait for stigmata.|
|22 Nov 2000||gary||Spoons|
|22 Nov 2000||Ezekial Garrockas||Tell your dad you're going to turn him in for molesting you.|
|22 Nov 2000||Danger||drop your self on your head, thus breaking your neck.|
|22 Nov 2000||hasbro||well..i would try toys. they all seem to be pretty deadly. you could ride one of those hip new scooters around for a while until you hit a curb making the scooter spark which ignites your pants. .. maybe you could buy a nintendo and have a fatal seizure.
if i were you... i would buy all the legos i could afford, get some strong glue, and build a fortress around yourself. then you can starve to death, or , if you built it really well, you can suffocate. in the end you also have a nifty mausoleum. have a happy suicide!!
|22 Nov 2000||SLaiG_i||dip your mom's titties in poison and nurse away my lad. Oh $hit -- that might kill me too! :(|
|22 Nov 2000||mr. normal||Walk through a deserted public park in the middle of the night. i'm sure some crazy pervert will kidnap you. he'll take you home and tie you up. then he'll give you a bunch of speed and cut off your eyelids. when you complain he will sodomize you with a length of barbwire. after he has his fun with you, he'll drill holes in your kneecaps and untie you, letting you roll around on the floor until he smashes your head with a hammer. over and over again.|
|22 Nov 2000||carmen||rather then telling your parents that you are going for a bath, open up all the drawers in the bathroom instead and mix you own deadly corktails of extremely poisonious cleaning products. a sure way to kill yourself while allowing you to mix with all these pretty colours :)|