What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|19 Jan 2001||bruno campanella||eat on Mac Donalds every day...|
|18 Jan 2001||oblivion||sorry kid.....you've got some real problems.|
|18 Jan 2001||Angela||Well, in my humble opinion, I think you should have so much sex till you eventually die from it...|
|18 Jan 2001||Lauren||Go in the bathroom closet, find the blue bottle labeled Draino, and drink it like it's a big jug of Kool-Aid.|
|18 Jan 2001||Belle||the best way is to cut your wrists lengthwise from your hands, about a half inch in the skin, to make sure you hit the artery, and slice till you get to about halfway down to your elbow.|
|18 Jan 2001||azrul||get your drunken father so annoyed that he finally kills you, easy enough.|
|18 Jan 2001||Sylvester Lye||If you really want to kill yourself, better don't try. Anyway suicide is very painful game, never try it. What for to kill yourself in this way. When people reach 13 and they try to kill themselves, it is a wastage, never attempt to kill yourself|
|18 Jan 2001||||~~~~~~how i'd kill myself~~~~~~
I'D GO TO A SPORTING EVENT (B-BALL, SOCCER, FOOTBALL) AND WEAR A SHIRT SAYING "JOCKS SUCK"..... THEN I WOULD CALL THEIR GIRLFRIENDS SLUTS AND TELL EVERYONE IN SCHOOL THEY WERE GAY... THEN I WOULD GO AS FAR AS TO PUT ITCHING POWDER IN THERE JOCK STRAPS AND PUT FECAL MATTER ON THERE NEW CARS AND RUN AROUND IN MY MOM'S MOO MOO RUBBING PEANUT BUTTER ON MY STOMACH SCREAMING THAT I'M A HOMO AND NO ONE COULD KICK MY ASS.... AND IF THAT DOSEN'T KILL ME I'LL WATCH AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEO'S FOR 24-96 HOURS STRAIGHT AND IF BOB SAGGET'S TERRIBLE JOKES DON'T KILL ME THEN I'LL JUST RESORT TO SLITTING MY WRISTS.... THANK U
|18 Jan 2001||Shamen||OK, don't take any of the advice that has been posted so far, why? I'm not telling you that to keep you alive, just that how would any of these people know the best ways of killing themselves if they are still alive?
I tried several times to commit suicide, many a time I went to sleep after taking too many pills and never expected to wake up again, perhaps I didn't, I don't know anymore and I doubt I ever will.
So, my advice if you would like to hear it, search, enjoy, taste, explore, if you're 13 then you've got roughly 57 years to go, it's not long.
All good things to those who wait...
|17 Jan 2001||a.h||falling backwards out of a tall tree. That way you see a pretty picture as you die.|
|17 Jan 2001||Rick||Well, Mouchette, there is *no* best way to kill yourself when you're 13... You are much too young to take such an ending. Of course, if you really, really, R E A L L Y want to. well;
1> Encyclopedias, Internet access, books of all kinds, and supplies, to improve your grades.
2> College tuition money to ensure your graduation and gaining a degree, preferably in something like higher math, to get a job in finance.
3> Wardrobe to go with the job.
4> Patience. Give this about 20 years.
5> When you've gotten that fat, mindless job manipulating global markets, then you'll be dead.
|16 Jan 2001||Thom Yorke||The way i'm going to kill myself is i'm going to take a shit load of painkillers and sleeping pills and then hang myself. The painkillers and sleeping pills will numb the pain if hanging yourself, so it will not feel as bad. The hanging part is there just to make sure you don't want anyone saving you or anything.|
|16 Jan 2001||sam rubez||take pills because razors are painful. or jump off a very tall building.|
|15 Jan 2001||dimitri||manger des choux de Bruxelles sur une trottinette volante en plein essor économique.|
|15 Jan 2001||six|twin||If I was 13, and wanting to kill myself, I'd bring a cleaver to my school and wait until recess. I'd have to invite all the kids to a candy treat so that they're all consumed with happiness; and where care just doesn't exist... I'd then pull out the cleaver and hack the guy beside me in the neck... Just to see how he feels about it... By then, everyone would stare at me, and some would even cry. I'd get hungry and drop the cleaver... hmm, and being 13 would mean that He-Man would be on, so yah, I'd go watch some He-Man and go-bots... yup, that's it... and, poor kid...|
|14 Jan 2001||Mario||to keep living.|
|12 Jan 2001||Rose||la noyade|
|12 Jan 2001||the enlightened nigga||stand behind a jackass and kick it in the arse.|
|12 Jan 2001||thomas redford the 3rd.||eat a bunch of beans and then after about an hour later sit in a secluded airtight room and fart for a couple of hours, if you can survive your damn gas, then strike and match and go out with a bang.......|
|11 Jan 2001||nico||sauter au milieu des crocos dans un zoo|