|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|09 Feb 2014||TheBest||To kiss me|
|05 Feb 2014||Simone||sonniferi e bagno in vasca.
o sotto un treno
|05 Feb 2014||Sam||that monster under your bed|
|03 Feb 2014||G.Paretti||Pentobarbitalsoluzione|
|02 Feb 2014||Dime Time||Here I sit, broken-hearted,
Paid a dime but only farted.
Yesterday I took a chance,
Saved a dime but shat my pants.
|02 Feb 2014||honest answer||listen to johnny cash while doing calculus|
|28 Jan 2014||PrettyMorbid||Drinking bleach would be the easiest way. Hanging is a really pretty way to die. But the best way would be any way that leaves behind a big bloody mess. Figure it out.|
|24 Jan 2014||me||im 51 years old and want to end my life how can I end it .|
|23 Jan 2014||You mom||Fuck you, mouchette|
|18 Jan 2014||Carlo||Exit kit|
|15 Jan 2014||Jordan Z. Tickler||Have your friends tickle you until you die laughing.|
|12 Jan 2014||moo||DO NOT KILL YOURSELF|
|12 Jan 2014||paul||shoot myself|
|09 Jan 2014||benjamin oppenheim||i like to spread my butt cheeks when i fart. Its really fun to do this by squating over a mirror. Try it.|
|09 Jan 2014||benjamin oppenheim||i am gonna jump off a high building. I am going to kill myself because my dog told me to do it. My dogs name is slipper and it likes to hump your leg. Anyway i am going to jump soon.|
|08 Jan 2014||anonymoose||Get some razorwire and glue. step one, make razor wire noose, put on neck. step two glue hands to sides of head. step three jump off high object. it will look like you pulled your head off with pure brute force.|
|07 Jan 2014||Eriks||I dont now :D i need this suicide kit|
|28 Dec 2013||deadiekins||Sniff your own farts out of a garden hose. That wont kill you but it will make a lovely youtube video.
Its been months since an update. Maybe mouchey went and drown herself.
:( :( :( :( :(
oh mouchey!!! where are you? Come play with me.
|27 Dec 2013||Your name here.||Go to the doctor and request any vaccine. They are now putting a mercury compound in them as a "preservative"
In the usa autism is now one in every One Hundred And Sixty Six children. Vaccines are the reason. Genocide is coming.
|27 Dec 2013||dEaDiekins.||Would you like Dead-ED to tell you the tale of why so many long for death? I bet you would. But instead, I want to tell you about my Killing Chickens. You see I raise chickens. And every so often one gets sick or I get empty space in my freezer which needs to be filled. This is when Dead-ed gets out the hatchet and gets to chopping neck bones. Cover the chickens head with a rag so it will calm down, stretch the neck on a tree stump, and give it a good chop. You may be thinking I enjoy this, but you would be wrong. It is quite disturbing, but you get used to it. The chickens nerves kick in and starts flapping around for a bit and the headless neck spurts blood everywhere. Next comes the feather plucking. I dont have a boiling pot so I just yank them all out by hand. Next you cut it open and carefully work around what I like to call the poop chute. Now you reach inside and pull out all of the guts. Its pretty slippery inside with all the blood so you must get a good grip. Now i clean it real good and rinse it off. Wrap it in paper and throw it in the freezer and say bawk-bawk. Why am I telling you this tale? Because nobody bred you to be slaughtered and eaten. As bad as your life may be you are more than just a tasty piece of meat, fattened up for slaughter. And also of course, when you are down and you kill a few chickens you seem to gain a different perspective on life. So I urge you all, Go out and buy some chickens. You know you like chicken meat. And next time Uncle dEaDie will tell you all about rabbits. Till then...|