Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
17 Jan 2001 Rick Well, Mouchette, there is *no* best way to kill yourself when you're 13... You are much too young to take such an ending. Of course, if you really, really, R E A L L Y want to. well;

1> Encyclopedias, Internet access, books of all kinds, and supplies, to improve your grades.

2> College tuition money to ensure your graduation and gaining a degree, preferably in something like higher math, to get a job in finance.

3> Wardrobe to go with the job.

4> Patience. Give this about 20 years.

5> When you've gotten that fat, mindless job manipulating global markets, then you'll be dead.
16 Jan 2001 Thom Yorke The way i'm going to kill myself is i'm going to take a shit load of painkillers and sleeping pills and then hang myself. The painkillers and sleeping pills will numb the pain if hanging yourself, so it will not feel as bad. The hanging part is there just to make sure you don't want anyone saving you or anything.
16 Jan 2001 sam rubez take pills because razors are painful. or jump off a very tall building.
15 Jan 2001 dimitri manger des choux de Bruxelles sur une trottinette volante en plein essor économique.
15 Jan 2001 six|twin If I was 13, and wanting to kill myself, I'd bring a cleaver to my school and wait until recess. I'd have to invite all the kids to a candy treat so that they're all consumed with happiness; and where care just doesn't exist... I'd then pull out the cleaver and hack the guy beside me in the neck... Just to see how he feels about it... By then, everyone would stare at me, and some would even cry. I'd get hungry and drop the cleaver... hmm, and being 13 would mean that He-Man would be on, so yah, I'd go watch some He-Man and go-bots... yup, that's it... and, poor kid...
14 Jan 2001 Mario to keep living.
12 Jan 2001 Rose la noyade
12 Jan 2001 the enlightened nigga stand behind a jackass and kick it in the arse.
12 Jan 2001 thomas redford the 3rd. eat a bunch of beans and then after about an hour later sit in a secluded airtight room and fart for a couple of hours, if you can survive your damn gas, then strike and match and go out with a bang.......
11 Jan 2001 nico sauter au milieu des crocos dans un zoo
11 Jan 2001 Amanda You could cut your wrists untill all your blood comes out, you know, if you think blood looks gross, you can use red lights and when you look at blood under red lights, it looks a bright orangey color, like its glowing, I would know this because I tried it once, I was so entranced by the glowing color, i kept cutting my arms over and over, then I got really scared, and stopped, but I like to see that colour, i like to touch it and see if its really blood, It doesn't look like blood, because its so orange. When I saw it, i was not sure it was blood, so i tasted it. yuck it tasted like my tooth fell out. it was cold and i was shivering and bleeding and i got blood all over my blankets. then I couldn't think right.
I thought I would die, or that I was being stupid. I didn't want to live anymore. I want to be non-living. but you can only do that if you're dead. I don't want to be a rotting corpse, i want to see the rest of this stupid world..... i hate this world, i want another world to explore. I am so greedy. Humans are so greedy, I am so full of mistakes and stupidity. I have no room for happiness anymore. I feel happy sometimes, but when i think about it more, i feel empty and bland. and tired...oh, i am tired of living, I want to go to sleep. and never ever wake up. just dream and dream and dream.
10 Jan 2001 Ruined Read too many of these stupid ass responses, fuck ass!
10 Jan 2001 Susie Eat candy bars until your stomach lining tears.
09 Jan 2001   Please get help. Putting something like this on the internet is horrid.
07 Jan 2001 katrina stick gumballs up your nose and choke on a jawbreaker
06 Jan 2001 a certain person who... you'll soon find When I wrote that I was looking for someone to tell me the best way to end my life. Nothing seemed worth living through any more. Not even for my friends nor family. I just wanted a way out permanently. I apologize if I have offended you or any one else whatsoever. But the truth is that anyone that makes and attempts or considers sucide either needs someone to talk to or profesional help. I got both in a matter of 2 days and now I have a shrink and anti-depressions because of an attempt. Life is to precious to waste, so why end it because of a down? A lot can happen in a short period of time, and I learned that. Sorry again. Write back if you want.
~!*CaRmEn*!~
05 Jan 2001 mike <sighs> Look, guys... This page doesn't amuse me in the slightest. I'm under 13, suicidal and this page is just a waste of my fucking time. Suicide isn't a dirty joke, it's very real and scares the shit outta me. So i'm telling YOU guys to "fucking grow up", for a change.
05 Jan 2001 elington riding a horny pink dinosaur over a cliff or playing with teddy bears that have secret machine guns that shoot lazerbeams out their eyes or touching an elephant's butt. they HATE it
05 Jan 2001 melo jouer à cache-cache avec son petit frère et se cacher dans le lave-linge (si on est pas trop gros), attendre qu'il arrive, comme il est petit, il ne sait pas ouvrir la machine à laver alors il appuie sur le bouton qui la met en marche, si les parents ne sont pas là il y a des chances de succès.
04 Jan 2001 Mree Listen to Dr. Laura until your brains ooze out of your ears.

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