Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
01 Feb 2001 stephanie to play suicide is the best children can do... It's a way for them to experiment with death and recognize how precious their own life is...
I don't really know what such a suicide kit should have as content... I'm sorry for not helping you more... read you little mouchette and don't be sad...
stephanie
p.s. : I know that in a sense you're very happy... because, people suffering are the one with the biggest joy !!!
31 Jan 2001 SICK MOTHERFUCKER TAKE OUT ONE OF UR TESTICLES AND GET A VICE AND SIMPLY INSERT IT IN THERE AND START TIGHTENING!
IT ROCKS! TRY IT SOMETIME
31 Jan 2001 phaerohe mouchette, don't kill yourself.... kill me! It would be much more satisfying!
31 Jan 2001 JC I think this web-site is terrible. It's people like you who need the help not the suicidal ones. I happen to be under 13 and suicidal and this is just a waste of time and space on the internet.
28 Jan 2001 Chris Rhodes shotgun through the mouth, levelled at the back of your head (double barreled). Believe me, you don't want to try it any other way, you might feel something.
Better yet, go get laid.
26 Jan 2001 Zoé pour les enfants de 13 ans, je ne sais pas, mais en tout cas, n'essayez pas les médocs, on vous trouve toujours avant
26 Jan 2001 Yandoon Get your mom's best metal spork and scoop out your eyeballs. Eat those and then feel around your house until you find your little pumpkin carving knife. Cut off your ears and eat those, and then stick the knife up your nose. Go into your garage and snag the electric pruning shears. Flip the switch and hold the unit on your cock. Thwack! No more penis. Turn off the unit and eat your penis. Then, rip your balls off with your bare hands and eat those. If you are still conscious, drive to your local rock quarry and wander around until you bump into a lot of sharp-edged boulders. Hopefully you will stumble and fall off of a 300ft. cliff and smack right into the roof of the "Lemon Juice and Salt" factory. You'll be famous for your stupidity.
26 Jan 2001 Yandoon Buy a staplegun (the kind with the really big industrial staples) and a 2000+ psi high pressure sprayer. (You should get a friend to help you with this suicide) First, have your friend staple you to your garage door (by your wrists, legs, neck, wherever). Then have your friend hook your garden hose up to the high pressure sprayer. Have them turn on the sprayer and blast it at you. The pressure should be enough to rip your skin off. Have him keep blasting it until he makes a hole thru the other side of you (This is probably a really painful way to go). Now you are dead. Have your friend put your body in a trashbag and tell him to never get horny near your dead body because he might have sex with it.
25 Jan 2001 davvil watch programmes that you hate the most and after that just knock the screen with your head. If you're bald, it's better, you will get elecctric shock. The people will laugh when they see your hair like einstein.
25 Jan 2001 asim carry on living: the surest way 2 die
25 Jan 2001 Yandoon If you're black: Go anywhere in the southeastern United States (Alabama, Mississippi, South Carolina, etc.) and burn a confederate flag in public. It would be better to burn the flag at a city or state capital because more hateful rednecks would notice and they would kill you in a blind rage.
25 Jan 2001 davvil If you hear in the news that a bomb got inside a public building. Go and volunteer yourself as fast as possible, and try to stop the bomb from blowing up. If you cut the right wires, you will be a famous teenager. And if you cut the wrong ones, god heard your wish.
25 Jan 2001 Yandoon The two slowest, most agonizing deaths you could suffer would be to 1. Have sex and get HIV/AIDS (For many years you become weaker and sicker until you start bleeding and coughing up your lungs) and 2. Smoke for about 40 or 50 years and die of emphysema.
25 Jan 2001 Yandoon Go to a junk yard late at night with a friend. Find a crane with an electromagnet on it. Hotwire the crane and have your friend lower the magnet down onto an old, rusty car. Have them turn on the magnet and raise the crane with the car attached about 20 feet into the air. Go stand under the car and tell your friend to turn off the magnet.
25 Jan 2001 Yandoon If you are a guy: Start jacking off. When your dick is really hard, cut it off with a knife. Since you'd be horny, all the blood would leak from the place you used to have a cock. Then you would have phantom pains and that would probably make you want to take a knife to your throat. If you don't slit your throat, put your dick in your throat and choke on it.
If you are a girl: Take a knife and cut off your nipples and your clit. Then take a gun, put it in your pussy while you're laying down, and pull the trigger. The bullet would probably hit a lot of major organs and kill you.
25 Jan 2001 Yandoon A girl I knew actually killed herself this way:
About a week ago, a 13 or 14 year old girl in 9th grade killed herself. She was pregnant and did not want her parents to know (first of all because she didn't have nice, understanding parents and also because she had been pregnant before). She took a knife (I dont know what kind) and cut her abdomen open in an attempt to remove the fetus. Of course, not being a medical student, she cut very incorrectly and sliced into her stomach. She couldn't take the pain at this point because she was not anesthestised (however you spell it) so she got her dad's gun and shot herself in the head.
24 Jan 2001 Yandoon Sleep in a cage with a wolf overnight.
24 Jan 2001 Yandoon Buy all of the explosives that you can. Then walk up to the top level of a high-rise building. Tie all of the explosives to your body. Throw one or two little explosive things off of the building first so that a crowd can gather in interest and also you can show them that you mean business. After the crowd has gathered, you light the fuses of your explosives and pull out a chainsaw. Before you jump off of the building, start to cut off all of your limbs. Once that is done, jump off the building. *BOOM*! You killed yourself and about 40 onlookers! Good job!
24 Jan 2001 Tonia Hall what is the best way to kill yourself when you are 26 yrs old?
24 Jan 2001 becca This is for Girls: Go fuck the hottest guy in school, then ask him to get u drugs..... from his really hot friends and overdose. OK mother fuckers??

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