|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|23 May 2001||Candy||Well if you do kill yourself, a few weeks before you do, do a whole lot of good things for everybody, even people you hate and be in a really good and happy mood. Then dress up really pretty, and take a rusty razor blade, and two hankerchiefs, and go to the prettiest place that you can find like a beautiful ocean around sun rise and slit your wrists, then tie them up with the hankerchiefs so when people find you, you will look so beautiful like your sleeping, and they will remember all the good and happy things you did for them, and they will feel so sad, and miss you soo much. But you better hope and pray that the bible is wrong, because God will bitchslap your ass to hell so fast, it will make your head spin.|
|23 May 2001||Mikael||Well, what can i say. There's alotta' ways. My favourite is blowin' your brains out, painting mommy's carpet red... But this is best in the age of 16-17 i think. Still, i wanna tell why i like it. It's messy, drama, you go with a bang, and allota' other things i can't remember. Downside, it's painless. Pain is good, it tells you you're alive, and when you don't feel it anymore... you're dead...|
|23 May 2001||yomama||Introduce yourself as "CCH" at a club in Cincinnati, Dayton or Columbus.|
|23 May 2001||barbie||well i'm not under 13, i'm 14 actually, not a big difference but i think the best way is just to get a knife or anything sharp that will cut flesh and dig it in to your wrists as deep as you can or until you reach bone (sounds painful doesn't it?) well if you really are depressed or fucked up in the head it won't hurt a bit, it will feel really good actually but make sure you cut extremely deep or else you'll just have stupid scars on your wrists. Another good way is to get one of those shot things and put it in one of your veins and just inject air and it will be quck easy not messy and painless, all you feel is the little pin prick. i'm gonna do this in a couple of hours i just need to write a bye bye note. well, see ya later--- lol|
|22 May 2001||GOGO||...IS to continue with living!|
|22 May 2001||Ben||The best way to kill yourself is to live until you are 80... somehow it happens without even trying!|
|22 May 2001||nikki||ignore the "Keep away from small children" warning labels on pills|
|21 May 2001||Erlymnya the Venomous Whore||Why kill yourself when it's so much fun to kill others?
The top 11 ways to kill someone with a spoon (In reverse order)
1. Put poison in the bowl end of a the spoon your victim is about to use, they will die
2. Bash someone repeatedly with the bowl end
3. Stab someone repeatedly with the edge
4. Gouge out eyes with the handle end
5. Force the whole spoon down the neck to cause suffocation
6. Wedge the spoon sideways into the mouth; the shaft will make eating impossible; death by starvation will follow
7. Fill a room with spoons and, when the door is opened, the spoon avalanche will certainly carry the opener to their doom
8. Stretch a large piece of bungy cord till it is tight, place spoons along its length and let it go. The spoons flying at great velocity will cut the victim to ribbons with their edges
9. Place a small explosive device on the handle end and place the bowl end near a door, edge up, the victim will enter the room, stand on bowl end, the handle end will spring up and the explosive device will fly into the face of the victim killing them instantly
10. Dig a big hole in the ground and cover it with a lot of closely woven spoons, the victim will not notice the hole, the spoons bend beneath them, and they will fall into the hole; death by starvation will follow
11. Tie your victim to an enormous spoon, then get Uri Geller to bend it, the victim's spine will snap and they will die
|20 May 2001||B||don't do it at all, so many people would be crushed. Doesn't matter how bad you think things are, they WILL get better, guarenteed, killing yourself should never be an option, i'm serious. Talk to someone, here are the facts of life, they are true, they are true.
1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
9. You are special and unique.
10.Someone that you don't know even exists loves you.
12. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
13. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner or later will get it.
14. Always remember compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
|19 May 2001||alpha chloe lubicz||wear your favorite rollerskates atop a very steep hill and then fly down it into oncoming traffic (if you live in the city). otherwise you should be advised to try falling into a mulcher.|
|18 May 2001||Matt||Mix 1 cup of water with a box of baking soda. It will make your stomach stop producing acid and you will eat yourself to death.|
|18 May 2001||sudafed||Firstly, I think killing oneself is a valid and sometimes logical option. I believe that life is made for tragedy, and if I wasn't in a position where (a) I'm too scared and (b) I would hurt too many people, I'd be decomposing somewhere instead of writing this now. On the other hand, I have basically no problems whatsover, so God knows how I would cope if I actually had abusive parents, no friends etc. like some of the people who have written here.
Normally, I would congratulate you on being honest and brave enough to admit that life is pain and to decide to end it... but if you're really 13 I would advise you wait. Not to sound too patronising, but when I was 13 I had no idea about life (and how shit it truly is). Even if you don't change your mind, it's never to late to decide to die... you will have lost nothing.
Anyway, if you decide you can't wait, what method you choose depends on what your priorities are. If you are sensitive to what those whom love you might think, the best way would be to make it look like an accident (ie. stumbling in front of fast moving traffic, hairdryer, etc.).
On the other hand, if you are more concerned with avoiding physical pain, I suggest a drug assisted death. Save up and buy a lot of heroin, then smoke it (unless you've had it before, otherwise you'll feel nauseous), which will give you a sense of euphoria. Try to smoke some dope as well as that this combination will make you even more relaxed and mellow. Then turn out all the lights and sit in a hot bath with a sharp knife. Slashing your left wrist should be relatively painless because of the heroin and the fact you can't gross yourself out in the dark. Also, it allows you time for some contemplation before you drift off into oblivion.
Anyway, I still advise you to wait a couple of years, but if you cannot, I hope you find the peace in death which eluded you in life.
|18 May 2001||Deelite||choke on milk and cookies|
|17 May 2001||me||Put a plastic bag on your head. You will fall asleep before you die.|
|16 May 2001||Bradley Shaffer||drown in toilet|
|16 May 2001||asshole||If you live in America, go to school.|
|15 May 2001||if you are under 13 and you want to kill yourself then you should take a barbie doll, light its hair on fire, and shove it down your throat|
|15 May 2001||WAT D. BLUDCLOT||YOU GUYZ HAVE THE GAYEST SUGGESTIONS! THE FASTEST WAY TO KILL YOURSELF IS TO SLIT UR WRISTS THEN STICK YOUR ARM DOWN THE TOILET. WHEN YOU FLUSH BLOOD WILL RUSH OUT OF YOUR BODY. 2 FLUSHES WILL DO THE TRICK|
|15 May 2001||Anonymous||This is very unbearable website that I've ever seen in my life. What inspires you to do very "perfect" thing like this? Why don't you spend time with the charity in your country and spend time to think what your family will earn for a living tomorrow?|
|14 May 2001||elysium||well it depends on what u can get. where do u live? if ur under 13, then probably by sleepin pills mixed with some other drug or alcohol if u can. and don't listen to those stupid motherfuckers saying to stab urself thru the heart, what the fuck? at least make it less painful in death than in life|