|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|02 Apr 2001||wayne||ok i would tell all kinds of ways but there is not that much time there is only 1 very quick and ecusional way to do this get the fucking 12 gauge load the buck shot stick it in your mouth blow your shit up make sure to kill all enemies first and do alot of drugs make sure enemies involve pigs|
|02 Apr 2001||Jay Wit||This is SUCH a cool site! Please let me know what you decided on before you go... perhaps I'll use that one.
Anyway... here's my suggestion: I figure a running car in a closed garage should do the trick nice and painlessly. I've heard you just get really sleepy, pass out, and never wake up. Just make sure to do it when you know nobody will notice for many hours. You wouldn't want any ignorant do-gooders spoiling your plans.
PS: If you don't have a garage, you could obtain a piece of large diameter tubing and run it from the tailpipe, through the car window and just sit in it. Jus be sure to pull around to the back of the house so nobody notices what you are doing.
|31 Mar 2001||Bombman||The best way in which to kill yourself is to get in loads of trouble, try to slit your mum's throat and shit like that. Get drunk at school etc. just do anything you want. Then when you can't hack it you will find a true way to you in which to kill yourself. Like I am about to do soon... (All things have been tried.) by me!!|
|31 Mar 2001||RavenSong||If only I had a gun... shit it'd b so easy just 2 blow your brains out! i cant stab myself deep enough cuz it hurts like hell and i just want it to be quick! u pansy assed shitheads with guns are just chicken cuz if i had a gun i'd be dead right now!
PS: can anybody tell me how 2 cut urself so u die good once and 4 all?
PPS 2 all those mother fuckers who say this site is crap, wantin 2 die sux ass and better we all get it over. plus, why the hell r u here if u didn't want 2 die 2? we're all goin 2 hell cuz this world is shit and there's no finding any help.
|30 Mar 2001||Megan||Play 'chicken' with a kamakazi.|
|30 Mar 2001||sirene||s'étouffer avec son pouce|
|30 Mar 2001||Bombman||The 'BEST' way in which to kill yourself is just to get yourself in so much trouble, keep going more and more, hold a knife to you mum's throat and tell her that she doesn't deserve to live. Watch her shit it and say 'NO' and then walk out the house and make sure you have money for a bus pass and then ride the buses all night until 4:30am. Then go to your local 24Hr Supermarket and pretend your waiting for someone until 7am. Then go to McDonalds for breakfast. As you track your way to school make sure you style your hair (Maybe ask your friend to bring in hair-gel). Don't do any work. Sit there and wait... Tell your friend and the school gossip so that the word spreads fast that what you did. Tell everyone that you didn't mean to and that you didn't know what you were doing. Then get called in by your head teacher where he tells you to wait... you don't go. And then your friends tell you to go back and you do, you wait for 25 minutes to find that you have been setup and the police are waiting outside of your school. Try to walk past them as they shout your name. Turn slowly and walk towards them with a straight face, they crowd round you and move there hands closer to their weapons. "I'm arresting you on suspicion of assault, you do not have to say anything..." you get taken to the local police station and are told that your mum has pressed charges and then you end up in a cell where you spend 5 hours. Then you parents come to pick you up as they can't hold under 16 for longer than this time. Then you go home and carry on as normal until you see that life is not worth living. Keep going for more trouble, make it impossible to fix the damage you have created. Make sure that you do some suicidal activity. Jump off the top of your house (on to the grass I suggest) and then walk about until your dad finds you and asks you to come home. Empty your room (even the carpet) and hand it to your Dad. Tell him that you don't want anything anymore. Keep going until finally you realize you can't hack it anymore and you just find some way inside of your head that you want to do it. Everytime you want to do it and then don't make, it is more likely that you are going to build it all up. REFUSE HELP!!!. Choose appropriate times for when you pull these stunts. Make sure that you find a fun way in which to kill yourself. And bridges don't work, I tried it. When you look down it all comes to you. Don't believe the bullshit people say to you "You're selfish". Get drunk at school. Enjoy yourself as it leads up to your death. (All events taken place here I have done. and I am still here now I have not had anything go wrong. I have had time off school etc, and I am getting closer and closer to 'The Day')|
|29 Mar 2001||Augustus||I recommend a quick, simple and relatively painless method. Slitting wrists and jumping off buildings and such take some real balls to actually do, but all methods do really.
At 13 it's pretty easy to make yourself a deadly household cocktail:- a few cleaning products, random crushed up pills and something sweet tasting to make it go down easier. Then find yourself a quiet room with a lock, to let the concoction do its work and prevent anyone from getting you the hospital before it's too late (that's where I failed).
Another approach which I've recently been pondering is drowning, as they say you're meant to feel a sense of euphoria. It's intriguing to think that someone so unhappy with life to end it all, could actually leave with a sense of happiness.
|27 Mar 2001||Hannah||well first off i think that this page is bullshit. when i was 13 i was suicidal and i found out that it is bullshit also. i mean come on... life is hard BUT why kill yourself? It gets better, it can always get better and i dont give a damn if you disagree with me. Drugs and alcohol are stupid and they don't help, they make it worse. You all need to stop and think about the people that care about you, if you think you are alone you are not. And dont think that i am one of those christian assholes that are out to save you because i'm not. 3 of my friends have committed suicide in the last 4 years and it hurts like hell for us left behind. If you need someone to talk to email me. Suicide is overrated. You don't come back and people remember you as a pussy that couldn't handle reality. Reality fucking sucks. Live with it. It's all you can do.|
|27 Mar 2001||FOR ALL YOU FUCKERS THAT ARE TELLING ALL OF THESE PEOPLE TO GET A LIFE, YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND. YEAH, SOME OF THESE WAYS ARE SICK, BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE PAIN. YOU ALL SAY THAT WE JUST WANT ATTENTION, BUT THAT ISN'T THE CASE. IF WE WANTED ATTENTION, THEN WE WOULD RUN AROUND NAKED FOR A WHILE. WE JUST WANT FREEDOM FROM THIS FUCKED UP LIFE. IT IS AN AWFUL THING TO LIVE FROM DAY TO DAY AND WISH YOUR PATHETIC LIFE WOULD ALL BE OVER WITH. LIFE SUCKS. HAVE FUN AND GOOD LUCK!!!|
|26 Mar 2001||simon banwell||jump in the way of a moving subway train|
|26 Mar 2001||some loser.||Why would you want to commit suicide in the first place? I can't imagine why anyone would. Life can't be THAT bad. Were all fucked up and we all have problems. Get over it. Move on. Besides, if you wanted to die, you'd have killed yourself along ass time ago. Think about your parents, fucker.|
|25 Mar 2001||Rock Star||OK, don't do the stupid "cry for help" thing and take a bottle and a half of tylenol. That's just half assed. If you're going to do something, do it right... if you want to go the traditional route, slit your wrists- the 'best' way is one horizontal slice and a vertical cut along the vein/artery does the job right. Don't blame it on rap music, and you should pick an appropriate venue... it seems the current trend is in a high school after fucking shit up. Like that movie Heathers.... or something.|
|24 Mar 2001||destructo||well let's see, you could take a needle full of almost any cleaning agent and insert it into your veins in your neck which most likely reduce any cries for help. then you could wear opposite sex garments and live your last minutes watching the Sound of Music and anybody forced to go through that much torment deserves to die|
|24 Mar 2001||Quixotic||I would have to say that one of the best ways I have found to kill yourself when your under age thirteen is first to get yourself an anatomy book... After doing so, you will look through and find the most suitable death for yourself. Depending on how fast you want to die. Perhaps you want a quick death. Well, to go upon a quick death simply look in the book for the location of all your major arteries and slice from toe to neck. Or a slow death. find out were your intestine track is and eviscerate yourself. (for those of you who don't know what this is, it means for your intestines to come out of your skin and hang out of your body.... or you can look for your own creative way, it's fun and educational!|
|24 Mar 2001||Julien||Hey, Im 14! People always tell me I am too young too die, Well like I think they are wrong! Cuz people who are depressed should not continue being depressed, it hurts too much!!!
Ok, I'm not telling anyone to kill 'emselves, far from that, I just wish there were a way out.......
|24 Mar 2001||Mick Jones||Go to a crowded place with a toy gun, have one of your friends call the police and when the police come, tell them you will not be taken alive. Act like your going to shoot someone. The cop will shoot an unarmed person. Sounds GREAT.|
|24 Mar 2001||ron||i really don't have the words to tell u how much of a sick twisted and dangerous site this is! I'm 16 and thought about killing myself and if i would have came across this site i would of probably been dead. So u need to grow the fuck up, be a responsibly person and stop giving children bullshit advise like this. U sick pricks if I'm being rude then good cause. This is full of filth and ignorance. I really hope some one sues the fuck out of your ass.|
|23 Mar 2001||Ex-Mental Patient.||Take a nap on the train tracks or run out onto an airport runway and then jump into the running intake of a huge turbojet on a 747 when it is setting up to take-off. Must time this well or the plane will already be down the runway by the time you get there and they will catch you. Then you will be in looney heaven pumped full of drugs, bad food and made to sit in boring group therapy all the time. I know, I have been there and I can tell you now that I would rather be in the engine of a jet or under a train then in one of those nuthouses again.|
|23 Mar 2001||Goo-Brain Guy||Here is the best way if you want it absolutely instantaneous and painless. Take a walk where they are putting up new power poles or signs and find the tall pounding machine that makes the holes in the ground. This is a pile-driver. Wait until the asshole construction workers turn their back, run over and then place your head into it while the weight is going up. When it comes down it will crush your head instantly and splatter you brain. Sticky blood and gooey paste everywhere! Yowsa! :)|