Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
09 Dec 2001 Life Sucks I wish I had known a good way when I was 13.
09 Dec 2001 Chump I'm not under 13, in fact I am over 40. I've thought about suicide off and on since I was 10. Tried it a couple of times in my 20's but always chickened out. Now I am 42 with two kids, a shitty job and a piss poor attitude. My ex plays me for a chump all the time... last week I loaned her money to help her get a place, helped her move in to her new place and helped her get a phone and pay her deposit for electricity. My reward? I get to watch the kids all weekend while she goes out drinking, dancing and fucking with her boyfriend. The bitch can't even see how much she hurts me. I have had three long term relationships ove the last 22 years and they all treat me the same... like a chump. I don't remember the last time I was happy, I'm so sick of feeling like shit. Tomorrow is my day off, the kids will be in school, I'm going to clean my house then sit in the tub and slit my wrists. Fuck you all.
09 Dec 2001 Wanting to escape wrap a plastic bag around your head then tie your hands together
09 Dec 2001 Wanting to escape eat poisonous mushrooms
09 Dec 2001 Wanting to escape go sky diving with out a parachute
09 Dec 2001 Wanting to escape get into a burning furnace
09 Dec 2001 Wanting to escape perform a lobotomy on yourself
09 Dec 2001 Wanting to escape chain smoke cigarettes until you die of cancer. ouch
09 Dec 2001 Wanting to escape make a pipe bomb and stick it up your rectum
09 Dec 2001 looking for ways out Take a hundred viagra and while you masturbate die of a heart attack
09 Dec 2001 looking for ways out Eat a million daddy long legs
09 Dec 2001 looking for ways out join a suicide cult and find eternal peace. Or better yet, start one and get as many people as you can to join.
09 Dec 2001 looking for ways out buy a giant microwave, put yourself in it then have a friend press cook and cook from the inside out. Then when your starving family get hungry they can have something to eat and they'll think about you the whole time they eat you.
09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out buy a ticket to South America, go to the Amazon, then swim with an anaconda and either have your insides crushed or suffocate to death.
09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out snort enough cocaine to give yourself cardiac arrest. Go out in pleasure, if you can afford it.
09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out drink gasoline , throw a match down your throat, then burn from the inside out.
09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out slit your wrist and neck then jump into a pool full of great white sharks
09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out build a guillotine and cut off your head.
09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out rip out your heart like in Indiana Jones Temple of Doom then eat it or have some one else eat it for you.
09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out shoot a bunch of heroin and overdose.

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