|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|23 Jun 2001||lizzy.w||slitting your wrists or throat with a very sharp knife|
|23 Jun 2001||Myri||After much thought i have decided the best way to kill yourself has got to be drowning in a giant churning vat filled with chocolate, singing God save the queen and wearing a suit made of razor blades so as you are churned you are also severed!|
|22 Jun 2001||Danubis||mmmmm.... well, i guess i have just one thing to say. I have been in the suicide situation and have nearly gone the long walk. The only way to kill yourself when you're thirteen is wait till your fourteenth birthday. Then killing yourself won't be an issue because hopefully by that time you will have woken up and realised that suicide is really the chickens way out. My advice and i plead you to take it, is to, stick to all those you think are against you by becoming the best person you can be. For example, if guys at school beat you up every lunch for your money. Do this, offer to buy them lunch, it may sound silly but soon they will realise that you do not care for the money. You just hate being picked on (but feed yourself as well). Soon they will forget the game because you no longer present a challenge. They will instead move on to someone else. And if you think your parents are ragging (getting up you) to much or perhaps you are unfortunate enough to be in an abusive family. Tell them you love them and you hope that one day you can love your children as much as they love you. Because really when you turn my age, you realise that all those people who crapped on you when you're young eventually disappear from your surroundings, unless you punish yourself by staying near them. There is one rule i live by and i ask you to live by the same. Death comes to us all, why rush it........|
|21 Jun 2001||TJ||Hi, here is a story for you to help you understand why you feel the way you do. Imagine in the middle of you life you decide to move into an 8x8 room with no windows and doors. In that room you have a child. Over the years you draw pictures of trees and mountains and rivers so you child will know what the outside world is really like. Remember there are no windows or doors. As you child gets older he/she comes to you and say, "you know, trees are very small aren't they, and the world is pretty flat." At that moment you realize you can never explain what the real world looks like. They will never understand reality. We are the child in the story and God is the parents. And no matter what he can never explain to you what reality looks like. All God can do is tell us He loves us and to trust him. We are in a world where Satan is the prince, don't let him fool you to. In Christ, TJ|
|21 Jun 2001||name's Somber but you can call me God...||play dodge ball on an open free way|
|21 Jun 2001||suicidegentleman||sauter d'une falaise en sautant a la corde|
|21 Jun 2001||scott||La meilleure facon de se suicider quand on a moins de 13 ans c'est de boire un litre de vodka additionné avec un litre de tequila, le tout shaké avec du sang de boeuf que l'on a pris grand soin d'abattre au fusil à pompe. Si en plus on rajoute des minuscules agrafes dans le sang de boeuf, il y a des chances pour que ce soit un suicide bien violent et bien abominable.
Bien sur on peut faire cela dans un bain tiède en se coupant les veines, ce qui rajoute un peu de piquant à l'histoire. A cet instant, normalement on devrait être bien suicidé. Il y a peu de chances que l'on soit là le lendemain pour vérifier que l'on a bien réussi.
Voilà, c'est comme ça. Bonne chance pour ce suicide. Toute personne de moins de 13 ans se suicidant de cette facon est priée de me joindre sur mon téléphone portable et de me laisser ses coordonnées. Merci.
|21 Jun 2001||James||step inside an operating gas oven|
|21 Jun 2001||Stuff||pills and booze mixed together in VERY large quantities. LARGE, damn you. You don't want to wake up after that with failing organs, do you?|
|21 Jun 2001||Brian Boone||You shouldn't kill yourself. thats' a really stupid thing to do because God gave you the gift of life so killing yourself would be like telling God you don't wan't his gift and throwing it back in his face...|
|20 Jun 2001||commit suicide is a good way to kill yourself!!|
|20 Jun 2001||Yandoon||Mouchette, I think every so often you should put up your "Top Ten" favorite suicide methods on your main page. And, you could also arrange interviews with people who have committed suicide because wouldn't they be the ones who know what really works?|
|20 Jun 2001||Yandoon||Pour gasoline all over your face and down your throat. Then find a match or lighter and ignite. If that doesn't kill ya, then smash yourself over the head with a bowling trophy.|
|20 Jun 2001||Gabriella||drink bleach, and from there on, since your throat will swell up, then choke to death|
|19 Jun 2001||Jon||I'm only 22 years old. I have been suicidal for a long while. I been admitted to the phychiatric ward many times, which only prolongs the pain. I have tried the medication thing, like celexa, trofranil, prozak, xanax, rivitrol, olanzapine, but my situation is still the same. So I'm planning a huge suicide party for myself. I've got the poison I will use and have the medication to overdose on. I'm smiling just thinking about! :-)
Good bye world.
I am not going to miss you "world"
|19 Jun 2001||Moore-Bid||The best way to kill yourself when you are under 13 is to go to a laundry mat, crawl into a heavy duty washing machine and tape a note and some quarters to the door asking for someone to please deposit coins for wash. Make sure you remind them to shut the door tight and to add fabric softner during the second rinse. Now you will be dead and squeaky clean.|
|18 Jun 2001||Erica||DONT KILL YOURSELF! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR NO MATTER WHAT YOUR AGE! Talk to someone if you are thinking about doing it. if you ever need someone to talk to email me at email@example.com|
|18 Jun 2001||billy jones||pill overdose with alcohol|
|18 Jun 2001||name: no||Sit on a powerful storm drain and get your internal organs sucked out your anus.|
|17 Jun 2001||brittany||i am 13 and want to die so this won't really kill me?|