|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|09 Dec 2001||What the hell is the point of living on this earth? NOTHING. THAT'S RIGHT. KIll yourself cause there is no life after death to worry about. And if there were, we are all sinners no matter how hard we try not to be. And we're going to hell. So kill yourself and reserve a spot. Become your own god and answer to know one. If there is a heaven, suicide victims would probably go there because they didn't hurt any body but themselves. But you may be asking "What about my family?" Well they obviously hate you, so kill yourself.|
|08 Dec 2001||ZyF||Come on Peeps, what are u lookin on this page for... WHAT? Is it that hard for u to kill urself?!? Damn NO. Walk in front of a car, jump off a building drink cleaning things... But ya didn't do it cuz u know it'll hurt! And I SAY u tried and it didn't work. Haha I don't believe that. Ya know, I've been depressed and suicidal, but I don't want to spend 5 minutes in so much agony that I would probably scream for help. U know ur readin this page cuz ur suicidal and u just want to see if there is a painless way to kill urself. Well there AIN'T, unless u shoot urself in the head. And if u get a gun, just try pullin the trigger. Of course and I don't want u to do it. So just do like I do, think everyone is just wanting to piss u off and yell at them, punch them. Have some fun!! And who cares anyway, if u know ur gonna kill urself, u might as well have as much fun before u die.|
|07 Dec 2001||Martin||This is the most stupid homepage ever. Who would be so sick in his fucking head, that he learn children how to commit suicide. Fool! you deserve to be shoot slowly fucking dick.|
|07 Dec 2001||Forget me for real||Hey, come on? Who will really care if we die now or in 10, 20 or 50 years. Maybe few persons on the shock for few days, but you'll be forget soon later. Anyway, nobody cares about you during you're living, so, why they gonna do it after? 95% of the people are a bunch of hypocrits. The only ones who will remember you is the train, subway, truck or car driver hitting you and most of the times you survive. So, try something else. If you want to use someone to help you, attack cops. Anyway, they represent the shitty system we stuck for live in (but not for long.). About Christmas, who cares? That's only a commercial holiday to make you loading up your credit card to buy crappy gifts. Anyway, I already spent it by myself, alone and I survived as every other days before. About death, the good thing is that's the real end. There's nothing after: no paradise, no hell. Hell is on earth.
after that. The proof? What happens when you're well sleeping or go under surgery at the hospital? The same, you're getting lost in kinda black hole. So, remember there's always someone worst than you, but who cares? Do it, but do it well or you gonna eat a real big shitload. Rope seems a good choice. Guns are too complicated to deal with. Bridges are too busy and you're getting people watching you or calling in the freakin' cops.
|07 Dec 2001||qwertyb1||well you could walk to sckool with nothing on, then lock ur self in the janitor's closet, then cut yer wrists and pour the cleaning chemicals over the cut, then if that doesn't work inhale and drink the chemicals|
|07 Dec 2001||Burns||I say that if you want to kill yourself go ahead. Once you're fucked up in the head, you're fucked for life. The mind is too strong and set in its ways to go through years of therapy. I've gotten worse over the last five years, and over the last year suicide has been on my mind all the time. Within two months there will be sweet relief, and I won't have to deal with all of this shit.|
|06 Dec 2001||Alain||Why kill yourself? It's a waste of energy: don't do anything and in the end you'll die anyway. Are you in a hurry? If you are, please explain the urgency...|
|06 Dec 2001||Alain||Eat too much chocolate, or put aspirine in the place of your sister's pills|
|06 Dec 2001||IS IT TRUE THAT RIGHT HANDERS ARE MORE LIKELY TO KILL THEMSELVES? THAT'S WHAT I'VE HEARD ANYWAY. I'LL LIST A FEW FAMOUS DEAD PEOPLE FOR YOU SOME COMPLETED SUCIDE OTHERS OVERDOSED ON DRUGS.
SID VICOUS. RIVER PHENOX. JOHN BELUCHY. JIMMY HENDRIX. JIM MORRISON . CHRIS FARLY. JERRY GARCIA. JANIS JOPLIN. VINCENT VAN GOH. TWO PEOPLE THAT LIVE ON MY STREET
|06 Dec 2001||ALL MOST DEAD||I've seriously tried killing myself several times. I've overdosed on over the counter medication on several occasions. I wouldn't suggest trying it unless you know it will work because it hasn't for me and It's just caused me a lot of pain.
Now I have to go through therapy and I hate the doctors. I wish they would really help me out and give me effective ideas on how to go about it. Hell they're getting paid, they might as well make the miserable happy! They've given me medication but it just elongates the pain I feel. I'm suffering and I want to find my way out. I wish I weren't typing this now because about half an hour ago I tried hanging myself for the third time. Damn't I have the worst luck nothing works . Slashing your wrists is to painful . All I know is that if you want to hang yourself because it's possibly the best way to kill yourself next to being shot through the temple or receving lethal injection from a dr. kavorcian. FIND A STRONG CEILING FIXTURE IN YOUR HOUSE OR GARAGE. FIND A VERY STRONG THIN AND TIGHT CORD. FASTEN IT TO THE FIXTURE (A CEILING BOARD ECT.)
TIE A NOUSE IF YOU KNOW HOW IT IS VERY SIMPLE (I FOUND OUT HOW TO ON THE WEB MANY MONTHS AGO). TIGHTEN THE CORD AROUND YOUR NECK AND JUMP . DON'T PUSS OUT . I'VE FOUND THAT HEAT MAKES IT EASIER TO HAVE THE RIGHT MINDSET FOR SUICIDE. TURN UP YOUR FURNACE TO 80 DEGREES. TAKE A VERY HOT BATH AND BUNDLE UP (IF GOING OUTSIDE OR JUST DO IT FOR THE HECK OF IT) I hope this works. This is what i plan on doing when things work out for me. So far I've tried a shoe lace (on for boots) but it broke and left an embarassing rope burn around my neck for about a week. I've tried twice since. The second time i upgraded to a cable (from a nintendo). It also broke. Today. December 6 twenty day from my 18th birthday I used a extension cord. I'd suggest it because they are very strong. I think anyway. The fixture I'm using consists of about ten nails nailed to a board in my garage. But I need to come up with something better because today when I heroically thought I was jumping to my death and I would meet god and all his holy angels. du du du. The cord didn't have a good grip and came untied . F##! me slowly. All this means that I will have to try this again when no one but me is home and I can go through the sacred suicidal ritual again . The show will go on temporaraly. Folk, I don't, my family doesn't, and my doctors don't think I will last very long. I WON'T SEE CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR. I'LL BE GRATEFULLY DEAD. I'LL BE SINGING IN THE BOTTOM OF THE GRAVE. AS HENDRIX SANG 'I DON'T LIVE TODAY! MAYBE TOMORROW BUT I JUST CAN'T SAY.' SO I THINK I'LL JUST FLOAT AWAY TO THAT BEAUTIFUL SONG.
GOOD NIGHT . SLEEP TIGHT
|06 Dec 2001||GLORIA KNOWS ME||I BELIEVE THE BEST WAY IS TO DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE AND DISGUSTING, LIKE CHOP OFF YOUR GENITALS AND FRY THEM IN A SKILLET BEFORE YOU BLEED TO DEATH, OR SIMPLEY GO TO A STORE AND BUY RAZOR WIRE MAKE A NOOSE AND HANG YOURSELF. THAT WAY YOU DECAPITATE YOURSELF AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT. MAKE SURE THERE IS A HUNGRY DOG PENNED UP IN THE ROOM. I WOULD PERSONALY SPEND ALL MY HARD EARNED MONEY (THAT DOESN'T REALLY GO VERY FAR ANYWAY) ON CRACK AND GO DOWN TOWN AND FIND SOME HURTING FIEND AND TELL HIM HE CAN HAVE ALL THE CRACK IN MY POCKET IF HE CHEWS OUT MY THROAT.|
|06 Dec 2001||another nothing boy||the best way to kill yourself is to follow the rules, obey the signs and voices, and most importantly, watch a lot of television. you'll be dead before you know it|
|06 Dec 2001||lizzy||take your jumprope.... bring it outside... tie it to your monkey bars... and if u don't have monkey bars... play 7 minutes in heaven underwater in ur pool... i'm sure it'd be a fun suicide.|
|05 Dec 2001||Raynil||Get a blade, or a really sharp knife, cut the veins around your neck, mainly the large one to kill yourself really fast!! Stab yourself at the back of the head with the knife, this way you won't feel much pain... but remember, you'll have to do it hard and strong or else heaps of pain will follow... Jump off an extremely tall building whilst lit on fire... that way you die in style... KID! (suicide is no JOKE!)|
|05 Dec 2001||johnboy||hijack a plane and crash it into osama bin ladens base in afghanistan killing yourself and and osama bin laden|
|05 Dec 2001||evan||don't do it!|
|05 Dec 2001||dingboy||i'm not unhappy. life is fine. however i don't have anything wrong with suicide. granted, i think it's fucked up, and that suicidal people are weak, but i have nothing wrong with it. trust me though, i've been through shit. this year my mother and grandfather both died. i got through it.
because i know that suicide is nature's way of ruling out the emotionally weak. survival of the fittest, i say. and although i think killing yourselves is the wrong decision, i may be able to help..
first though, consider what you have to live for, and don't just say "nothing" like some sad and depressed textbook goth. think. is there ANYTHING YOU'VE GOT TO LIVE FOR?
if you can't think of anything, smoke a blunt and clear your mind of thoughts- then, put on your favorite non depressing music and simply savour being alive at that moment. don't think about how "everyone hates you" or "i'm a fat slut", just savour.
if you want me to help, email me. i'll listen, and helping will probably make me happy. honestly...
here's how to end your life.
pills NEVER WORK. ODing on sleeping pills will not make you fall asleep... you will pass out and spit up blood in the hospital a day later. slitting your wrists almost never works, even in a warm bath. you'll pass out and wake up in a cold, red bathtub. electrocution will be the most amazingly painful thing you'll ever experience, and most likely you won't die. if you jump, you WILL reconsider in mid air, garanteed. EVERY SINGLE person who has survived a suicide jump has said they reconsidered in midair, and people have survived drops that were thousands of feet high. drinking poison shit won't work either, and you'll be in extreme pain in the hospital for months, unable to die. even shooting yourself in the head might not work... instead, you could wake up braindamaged and unable to try again.
here's how. steal your parents car and drive to somewhere deserted. attach a vacuum cleaner tube to the exhaust pipe and bring the other end into your car through the window (make sure the rest of the car is airtight). drink a shitload of vodka, smoke a blunt, and listen to your favorite music. in 5 minutes you will pass out and eventually die, unconscious.
remember however, that you won't be "making anyone sorry" or happy if you kill yourself, nor will you make any impact on society at large... you'll merely drift off and be forgotten. keep it in mind.
if you are having ANY second thoughts or questions however, email me and we can talk it over.
|05 Dec 2001||Neil D'Souza||Hi
I need to kill myself. I just want to know whether when slice ur wrist, ure supposed to cut horizontally or vertically.
|05 Dec 2001||unknown||I can't believe you put this page on the internet. Are you CRAZY!!! Why would you want an under 13 years of age want them to kill themself????? Are you an idiot. I had 2 friends that wanted to commit suicide. I can't believe this website of yours is online. Who the heck are you? Suiciding is not a sick joke it's a depression that can kill people w/o any treatment, and you're letting them to do it? You're a mother *******!!!!!!! I can't believe it|
|05 Dec 2001||Jamie||I'm not really sure what a good way to kill yourself would be because that is an answer I would like to have and I'm 15. I've tried to kill myself numerous times by overdosing. It doesn't work. I have thought about running in front of a train, but I do want an open casket. Also, I'm am very scared to cut myself in any way. I don't really want to leave my mom too. I would miss her too much. And I also have so many things in life I want to do, but I don't want to go to school. I am fucked up and I'm just now realizing it.|