|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|25 Jan 2002||one fucked up nut||if you really want to go out in a way so that no one will forget you i have some good ideas for all you little devils:
1.) procure a motorcycle, learn to ride it, then go out on the highway without a helmet. when you reach the speed of 100 mph hurl yourself off face first. I assure you there will be nothing left of your face besides a bloody heaping mass of flesh.
2.) This is a good one for anyone who lives near the ocean: find a way to get out to sea, cut yourself in several places and jump in the water, i guarantee no one will forget your pale bloated carcass, with massive chunks of flesh ripped out from a shark, floats to shore or the surface.
3.) have someone very close to you dissect you while you're still alive, then have them place hooks in between the incision and pull in every which way, once your stomach is completely wide open with you watching, your intestines and other organs will proceed to fall out.
4. OR ALL YOU FUCKED UP FUCKS COULD NOT KILL YOURSELVES AND FUCKIN DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE!! NOTHING IS SO BAD WHERE YOU HAVE TO KILL YOURSELF!! I CAN ATTEST TO THAT BECAUSE I WAS A POW IN VIETNAM!! IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOME FUCKED UP SHIT GO TO WAR, MAYBE THEN YOUR MEANINGLESS LIVES WILL BE CUT SHORT BY A RPG SEPARATING YOUR TORSO FROM YOUR LEGS!! OR A SNIPERS BULLET RIPPING YOUR HEAD APART!!! YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK IN FACT IT MAKES ME SO SICK, THAT YOU SHOULD DIE, GO AHEAD KILL YOURSELF, MAKE SURE IT'S A PAINFUL DEATH, ALL YOU LITTLE WEAK IMPUTANT PIECES OF SHIT!
|25 Jan 2002||true name||the best way to kill yourself when you're 13 is to live a long life and die of natural causes. i could get very philosophical about this, but the answer to this Koan is simple. life is death. death is life. your body and brain are your suicide kit.
i could get semantic and argue the meaning of 'best' but that's pointless.
if you're actually asking 'what's the best way to exorcise these hormonal demons i'm living with by eliciting pity from strangers by being histrionic about suicide' then refer to the other silly answers above and below mine
|25 Jan 2002||Jesse Stoddard||Hello, this is Jesse again. I just read all the nasty things people have said about this site. Well, have a little respect kids. I am appalled that you show no appreciation whatsoever towards a site that aims only to help those in need. Shame on you!|
|25 Jan 2002||Jesse Stoddard||Christ, this really is a hard question! But it does need answering... If I were 13 and wanted to kill myself, first I'd do all the things I ever wanted to do that I never did (ie- Having sex, Eating another human (canniblism), fucking a child under 6 years old, Brutally killing anyone who had ever crossed me etc...) After I did all this, The cops would probably be after me, so, I'd in turn take the gun I had previously killed my enemies with, throw on some headphones with some Slayer blasting into my ears at full volume (song: Mandatory suicide, Album: South of heaven) Go to the tallest building I could find and take a dive, while on the way down, I'd shoot myself in the head. I hope that will serve as a suitable reference for those under 13 who are going to commit suicide.|
|25 Jan 2002||Guardian||I'm 15, so I can't really tell you what the best way to kill yourself is when your under 13... not that that should make a difference or anything. Well anyways, what I would do, is first, find a gun. Any gun will do, preferably a semi-automatic... and make sure you have tons of ammo. Go to the main office at your school, make sure no one is around. Point the gun at the clerk, and demand the schedules for every jock and prep and christian freak, and goody goody jackass that ever wronged you. Make sure you know exactly what sport all the jocks play, and what position, AND that they are idiots, and their only hope of making it in life is a scholarship by sports. The preps/everyone else, don't really matter. Soon after you leave the office, I am sure your school will announce that it's time to go into lockdown procedure, or code red, or whatever the fuck they call it. Find every classroom that your victims might be in. Bust down the door, order everyone to stay perfectly still, except for your victim. Order them to stand up and come to the front of the room (of course, all of this would be much better if you had one of your homicidal/suicidal friends with you.. just wait, the good parts coming soon) If he happens to be a star quarterback, shoot him in the right shoulder. If he happens to be a soccer player, shoot him in the thigh, etc etc. But don't kill him, kill the preps and assholes, and everyone who doesn't have anything to live for but doesn't know it yet. Beforehand, be sure you leave a will and all that shit for your parents. continue your killing spree untill you get bored, or finish. Then with your remaining bullet, kill yourself. Otherwise, if you don't feel like going through all the trouble of killing all these people yourself, and the preplanning and all that, you can wait untill some other kid starts to shoot up the school, knock him out and take his stuff, when he wakes up, yell at him for being a moron, for a while, and then tell him your plan. ask him to help you out, if he doesn't, kill him and continue as above stated. Don't forget killing yourself in the end, but it's always best to get the assholes first.|
|24 Jan 2002||meow||walk through new york city and scream " I am Osama Bin Laden" or John Walker, your choice|
|24 Jan 2002||The BiPolar Lady||Talk 2 me. Im bi polar so i kno wat its like 2 hurt. And no i wont cum out with sum kinda 'god luvs ya' bullshit cus it aint tru. I been thru more shit than ne fucker i kno. I got paranoia problems and god knos wat els. Life sux but sum ppl deserve a chance. Sure, it feels degrading 2 kno that a brain disease is takin ova u but if i can cope ne fucker can. I have dark moments and i have a lot of them but iv learnt 2 shut up and rely on myself. Yeah, lifes hard, its very hard and it often dusnt get betta, but u can stop ureself from gettin in the shit ppl like me hav got ourselves in2. If uve got sum1 2 talk 2 in those dark moments @ 2 am on a friday nite wen ure stoned or drunk and cant c 4 the tears and u just dont have the energy 2 scrape ureself off the floor then ure lucky. But if u havent then talk 2 me. I dont discriminate and iv been thru more shit than ud think. I wont lecture u ill listen. And i wont spin sum bull about life bein precious cos the world dont work that way. Even if u dont wanna talk about ure probs feel free 2 chat bout drugs or sex or wateva. Take care xxx (TheLadyKnos)|
|24 Jan 2002||monica||slit your wrists|
|23 Jan 2002||Karen||Wow, this is quite a site. After doing research on this "Movie" all I can say is...
The girl? Mouchette who started this site is an artist. I do find it a bit disturbing (to be honest I find it very disturbing) but in this country we pride ourselves on our constitution and Free Speech is part of that.
The only two people that I have ever known that have died have committed sucide. Why? No one knows Why? So answer me this question. What in "life" makes you believe it will be better "after life" and how do you know it won't get worse after you die? Shouldn't you live you life to the fullest now while you are still here, rather than cutting it short? (no pun intended) After reading all of these ideas that other people have don't you realize now that you are not alone! That there are people out there just like you. Can't you find support in them rather than wanting to end it all?
Continue being free and making decisions that is what LIFE is all about after all.
And for all you kids out there who think you have it bad... I thought I had it bad when I was your age. I don't live at home now and my "bad" childhood has made me a wonderful adult... Hang in there...Not litterally!
Good luck with this site, And continue to be the artist you are...
|23 Jan 2002||thanku 4 sextoys!||Hey make it fun! Go to Area 51 (or whatever its called) and search for the little green men they keep there. With luck u will get shot to ribbons before u get anywhere near. If not, this is ur opportunity! If u make it to the place where they keep the aliens in buckets of vinegar then that's cool! You have a few choices here - Jump into the buckets of vinegar with the aliens (when they find ur corpse they will be none the wiser) and choke on vinegar or whatever. Second choice: Head off to that 'other' secret room where they keep the 'alien spaceship'. On entering, you will be shocked out of ur pants. You will discover the REAL purpose of Area 51. You will see that the reason they have been keeping it so secret is...... wait for it......
Cos thay are making secret new 'state of the art' SEX TOYS! Stuff like shaggable dolls, chocolate covered condoms (hey, don't they already make them?), spandex whips laced with cum etc. So having got this far you can be the first person to test these secret sex toys. You will soon realise that they need a bit of work, after they rip off your privates and you die from the terrible pain.
Have a nice day!
|23 Jan 2002||CoW pAt||Overdose on milk. You stupid cow!|
|23 Jan 2002||Screw a kit! Play superman off the top of a high building. A good way to get the attention of the media would be to buy yourself a superman suite. No superhero would be able to fly on TV the same way Bevis can't say, "FIRE! FIRE!" anymore|
|22 Jan 2002||figuresk8r||I have a comment to anyone who tries to diss this site and the things that people say on here... If they really think it is so fucked up and wrong then they know nothing about what it's like to have thoughts like that...they are very uncaring and stupid people if you ask me... don't comment on what you dont know....|
|22 Jan 2002||Herbert Egg||Salmonella. Has anyone mentioned that yet? I dunno. Yea. salmonella poisoning.|
|22 Jan 2002||mr sex||have as much plastic surgery as Michael Jackson does. the FULL works. you will become the phreak from the deep and no one will touch you with a razor blade (even the plastic surgeons). having the last resort (papa roach - cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort) you should go to the surgeons and beg for a personality transplant (hey, even the surgeons aren't that clever!). having failed this you should die within the next month (due to lack of sex. no man/woman will touch you remember). wont it be cool to have on your headstone : Khris bla bla.. died due to lack of sex aged ?? 2002.
crap idea, but then im the master of em!
|22 Jan 2002||Sgt. Brabs||HOW DARE YOU???|
|22 Jan 2002||Wouldn't you like to know!||HOW SICK IS THIS SITE? DEATH IS NOT A JOKE - IT IS THE END, AND IT LASTS FOR ETERNITY! THERE IS NO COMING BACK AFTERWARDS. IT'S NOT SOMETHING TO JOKE ABOUT! OK, YOU CAN JOKE ABOUT SEX AND GUYS WITH SMALL DICKS OR BIG ONES, OR GALS WITH SILICONE TITS OR WHATEVER - BUT DEATH IS NOT A JOKE!!! ALMOST EVERYONE WHO HAS TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE HAVE TURNED ROUND AND SAID THAT THEY ARE GLAD THAT IT DIDN'T WORK. CAN YOU CONVERT THIS SITE INTO SOMETHING MORE POSITIVE? LIKE, GET PPL TO TELL YOU FUNNY SEXUAL EXPERIENCES OR SOMETHING? ANYTHING BUT THIS!!!!!! PLEASE I BEG YOU IF YOU HAVE A CONSCIENCE!|
|22 Jan 2002||Kate Bush||Basically, diss Religion. Have sex in a church. Burn all the Bibles you can find, or use them to wipe your ass. Become an anti christ or something. Graffiti shit about God/Jesus on walls. Do ANYTHING that goes against religion. Before you burn all those Bibles, have a quick flick through them and see what it teaches you NOT to do - and do the opposite! Because of this disgraceful behaviour God will throw you into the the lake of fire or whatever it's called.
|22 Jan 2002||paolo||okay, second answer. there's this song banned in the whole world that came out of the thirties or something. you have to smuggle the song and have any suicide weapon like a gun. then listen to it and kill yourself. the song by the way is GLOOMY SUNDAY|
|22 Jan 2002||moe||there are a lot of haters of this site, but i support you. just get those pills or drinks that can kill you. it may hurt for a while, but, in the end, IT HAS TO BE A FUCKING LOT BETTER!!!|