|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|01 Feb 2002||go baby||Never return from an "out of body experience". that's sooo easy, yeah? i've had almost 6 OOB experiences.|
|01 Feb 2002||just don't||The best way? well i can't answer that but i do know many ways. that's not why i am here. i am here to tell u that Jesus' second coming is almost upon us. He will return in a blaze of glory to the mount of olives. The whole world will see him. The armies will all be gathered around the holy land. he will throw out all the 'religious freaks' and the ppl that are really truly evil. he will save US ALL. so don't kill urself, or u will never be able to experience the glory of jesus!|
|01 Feb 2002||S.T.H.||hey u Lucy Cortina, ur really really funny! i nearly choked laffing at all ur posts! keep it up wont u. also good that u provoked a personal reaction from mouchette, well done!
as to question of suicide, i would just jump off a very tall building.
|01 Feb 2002||Lucy Cortina|| "Tastes Good"
I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet. Oh god, please don't make me have to be a lesbian like Hairy Kate or Miss Stamp!
(What do lesbians do, anyway?)
Ellen and Christy rang from a phonebox. They took turns to speak French accents. Were going for a walk tomorrow, or 'La Marche Avec Mystery'.
Have put face mask made from egg yolks on just in case we see any 'les garcons gorgeous' on our walk. It turned out that I blocked the sink with the egg yolk residue. Anyway, I must have fallen asleep with the cucumber slices over my eyes. My sister crept into my room and ate one of the cucumber slices. It gave me a terrible shock to see her face looming over me when I wasn't expecting it. For a minute, I thought the Grim Reaper had come to take me, but no such luck. I got up and cleaned it all off. Welcome to the new more womanly, confident me!!
|01 Feb 2002||Matty.||If u ask me, killing yourself wouldn't really do it for me. I mean what happens after suicide, i think you should do something exciting, say a minor kidnapping. I mean you are gonna kill yourself so why not. Or if you like me, i was gonna kill myself and i told this girl about it, and ever since then, life's been great, she's always doing shit for me. It's so cool, anyway if you wanna kill yourself go ahead, but think why not enjoy life instead of giving up, it could pay off, Something could happen and your life could be good again.|
|01 Feb 2002||BILL BILLSON||I'D HAVE TO SAY THE BEST WAY TO KILL YOURSELF IS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME. I HAVE AIDS.|
|01 Feb 2002||Mark Bennett||Hi! Mouchette.
I'm not very worried about who reads anything that I may write down. If a person is going to kill themselves, then nothing you or I say will change any of that. I say do if your going to or shut up about it! Most of those people only want some body to pay attention to them and sometimes bad attention is better than none at all! And perhaps I'm dead now too! And if so, who will shed tears for me? Only the earth will weep for me. While I'm still alive; Find me at:
|31 Jan 2002||Lucy Cortina||"Man! I feel like a woman!"
'My dad is a tranny' story:
I was looking for tweezers in mum and dad's bedroom. Why mum thought I wouldn't find them in dad's tie drawer, I don't know. I did find something very strange in the tie drawer as well as the tweezers. It was a sort of apron thing in a special box. I hope against hope dad is not a transvestite. It'd be more than flesh and blood could stand if I had to 'understand' his feminine side. And me, mum and my sister have to watch whilst he clatters around in one of mum's nighties and fluffy mules... we'll probably have to start calling him Daphne.
I suppose dad was surprised when he came to tackle me about dyeing my hair blond. "At least I'm a real woman!!" I shouted at him. "What in the name of ass is that supposed to mean?" he said. Honestly, he can be so crude sometimes.
After dinner, when dad was doing the washing up, I said casually "Why don't you use your special apron, dad?"
He went ballistic and said I shouldn't go prying through his drawers. I said "I think I have a right to know if my dad is a transvestite!" Mum laughed, which made him even madder. Mum said "Calm down darling, it's just that it's quite funny to think of you as a transvestite". Then she started laughing again. Dad went off to the pub, thank goodness.
Mum said "It's his Masonic apron. You know, that huddly duddly, pulling up one sock, I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine sort of thing".
I smiled and nodded, but I haven't the remotest idea what she was talking about.
|31 Jan 2002||Liz_high_goddess||i think it would be interesting to try to overdose on nutmeg. the spice, nutmeg, can get you very high in small amounts, but claims are made that it can be fatal. Since i have never heard of anyone dying from ingesting nutmeg, i don't know if this claim is valid. But it would be worth a shot, cause if it didn't work, you'd just be really stoned. That canister of regular ground nutmeg in the spice cabinet should do nicely.
i have used nutmeg. it does get you high, but it might make your eyes a little red for an hour or so. so be careful, 'cause people will think you use pot. it wouldn't however show up on any drug test and it's legal, so i do it at work. i am hoping my boss will ask me to take a drug test. this would be very funny to me. if you want advice on using nutmeg, e-mail me. if you try this because of me, e-mail me. if you'd like to know ways of making it not taste bad, e-mail me.
enjoy nutmeg: another great plant from mother nature!
|30 Jan 2002||STVE||OKAY LISTEN UP YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. *NONE* OF YOU HAVE HAD IT WORSE THAN I HAVE.. SO FUCK YOU ALL. HAS ANYBODY -- I'M TALKING ANYBODY IN HERE EVER HAVE A NUT RASH??? I DON'T THINK U HAVE. I DOUBT U EVEN KNOW WHAT ONE IS. WELL LET ME TELL YOU WHAT A "NUT RASH" IS. IT'S A RASH ON YOUR FUCKIN NUTS. THAT'S RIGHT A SCROTUM RASH AND IT'S PAINFUL. I GOT ONE AFTER I LET SOME BITCH GIVE ME HEAD AND A 1 HOUR HANDJOB... SHORTLY AFTER (LIKE A DAY OR TWO) I REALIZED THAT MY DICK WAS TURNING RED AND IT BROKE OUT IN A RASH. SINCE THEN, IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS I HAVE SEEN OVER 7 DIFFERENT DERMATOLOGISTS, BEEN PUT ON A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT MEDICATIONS INCLUDING ANTIFUNGALS AND STEROIDS. AND FINALLY -- FINALLY AFTER FUCKING 2 MONTHS OF SUFFERING THE RASH IS ALMOST COMPLETELY GONE. BUT DAMN. IT TOOK A FUCKIN WHILE. AND EVERY DAY -- EVERY DAY I'M TELLING YOU WAS A LIVING HELL FOR ME. I COULDN'T SIT RIGHT, COULDN'T SLEEP RIGHT, COULDN'T GO OUT AND TALK TO PEOPLE CUZ THE THING WOULD ITCH SO BAD I'D HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE PRIVATE TO FUCKIN ITCH IT. I VISITED THE BATHROOM EVERY 5 MINUTES MY FRIENDS ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG BUT IT'S TOO EMBARRASSING TO TELL THEM U HAVE A FUNGAL RASH ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN PENIS, ISN'T IT ? SO QUIT WHINING ABOUT YOUR STUPID ASS PROBLEMS -- TO THOSE WHO ARE SICK AND IN PHYSICAL PAIN I CAN FINALLY RELATE TO YOU AND I GIVE U MY SYMPATHY CUZ THERE IS NO HELL LIKE THAT. FUCK IT HURT TO WALK TO MY MOTHERFUCKIN CLASSES FOR SO LONG AT THE COLLEGE I'M AT JUST CUZ OF THIS RASH. THANK GOD IT'S GONE BUT IT'LL DAMNNN 2 OR 3 MONTHS OF MY LIFE WASTED AND ALL THAT FUCKIN MONEY. ON TOP OF THAT I WAS ALOONE FOR CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS' I EVEN RAN INTO MY EX-GIRLFRIEND AT A KOREAN RESTAURANT IN ANNANDALE ON THE NIGHT OF CHRISTMAS !!!! I'M SITLL VERY MUCH IN LOVE WITH HER BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT CUZ I'M TOO SCARED TO APPROACH HER AGAIN SO WE JUST STARED AT EACH OTHER LIKE FUCKIN MORONS ACROSS THE RESTAURANT. PLUS I DON'T WANT HER TO SEE ME LIKE THAT -- FUNGAL RASH AND ALL -- AT THE TIME. NOW IT SEEMS LIKE LIFE WOULD BE BETTER CUZ THE RASH IS GONE RIGHT? MAYBE I COULD GO HOME AND CALL HER UP AND VISIT HER ? WRONG. CUZ NOW THAT MY PENAL SKIN IS BACK TO NORMAL MY FUCKIN FACE ISN'T. I HAVE TWO HUGE ZITS ONE IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FUCKING FOREHEAD I WONDER WHEN THE FUCK IT'S GONNA GO AWAY. ANOTHER ONE I POPPED ON MY LEFT CHEEK AND ITS LEFT A RED MARK THAT'S BEEN THERE 5 DAYS ALREADY. AS LONG AS THOSE ARE HERE I AIN'T IN THE MOOD TO CALL ANY EX, OR ANY GIRL FOR THAT MATTER UP. I GO TO CLASS WEARING A VISOR CUZ I DON'T WANT PEOPLE SEEING MY FACE WHICH, WITHOUT THE PIMPLES, WOULD ACTAULLY BE NOT BAD LOOKING. ANYWAYS WELCOME TO MY HELL. AND FUCK YOU MORONS.|
|30 Jan 2002||Lucy Cortina|| "Lesbian Lust"
Someone farted in assembly this morning (I suspect nauseating P.Green). Whoever it was, it was really loud and it was during the silence we were having to think about all the poor people. And it wasn't just a quick one, it was a real knee trembler.
At the moment I'm absolutely frozen. I may have TB. Honestly, Miss Stamp is obviously a sex pervert as well as clearly being a lesbian. Why else would anyone make girls run around in sports knickers hitting a ball with sticks? She calls it hockey - I call it the wanderings of a sick mind. If I miss the party cos of lesbian lust Miss Stamp WILL DIE. SHE WILL DIE.
(and I can vouch for that).
|30 Jan 2002||chris||hey ppl i wrote some shit on the site a while back and i just want to say that im not killing my self b/c i have more to live for. bye bye for now any girls that want to talk plz email me and ill help u to the best of my ability|
|30 Jan 2002||fucked up bitch||when ur like me death is just a part of life, i don't care anymore about anything. but death, now that's something worth thinking about. u see self improvement like masturbation gets you nowhere but self destruction it's worth it.
i wrote this, it just sees what i feel: Death by Obsession
Darkness in me
Fills my mind heart and soul,
It has my spirit trapped
In a prison of burning hell
With my soul rotting by that same plague
My body resembles only death,
And as the darkness grows
So does the obsession,
And so I long to die
On this hell called earth,
My fears disappear,
There's no more pain
Death is here.
|30 Jan 2002||Amanda Ridgeway||Well, i have slit my wrists with a razor and it didn't really hurt... I broke apart a double bladed shaving razor and use those blades because they cut really deep and don't hurt. You are already gone by the time realize how deep you cut yourself... well not in my case unfortunately... but I also overdosed on about 130 iron pills... they will take you out faster than some pills because of the way the iron hits your bloodstream... it is easier to obtain razors and pills when you are under 13 because your parents most likely don't keep tabs on you... and the tiny razors are easier to hide than knives...|
|30 Jan 2002||(insert mildly amusing name here)||During you designated lunch period wander over to the nearest lunch table, climb to the top proclaim you are the one and only GOD then proceed to pull out your trusty 18" machete, or Charlie as I call mine, and test your self decapitation skills (be sure not to forget to aim for the cheerleaders uniforms when bleeding to death).|
|29 Jan 2002||Lucy Cortina||"Sisters are doin' it for themselves"
Today I went for a walk with my sister in her push chair. She was singing "I am the queen, oh I am the queen".
To my absolute shock horror, we bumped into this really hot boy that I fancy. He came over and said Hi. My sister looked casually up at him, and said "I am the queen". He said "Are you?" (ohhh, he's so lovely to children).
Then my sister said "Yes, I am the queen and Lucy did a big poo this morning".
I couldn't believe it. He could not believe it. It was unbelieveable, that's why! I said quickly "Er, well, I'd better be going". He said "Yes cu later". Thinking quickly I said "See you at Kim's party maybe?" and he said "Maybe".
Bloody hell!! Sacre bleu!!
|29 Jan 2002||Sanjay||All of you guys are sooooo unoriginal! This is how you kill urself... in style!
1) Stuff urself into a Cremation oven and turn it on. Make sure you bring a Microwave oven dinner with u, try and eat the food before you melt, see how far u get. Gotta love the irony.
2) Go sky-diving and 'Pretend' ur parachute isn't opening, smash to the ground in a huge splatter. This way if u sabotage ur parachute right, u can get compensation for ur family to help with funeral expenses.
3) What about good old hanging??? Well here's my advice... Get a metal wire and tie a NORMAL knot around ur neck, (Make sure both ends of the wire are reallly long), tie the metal rope on the left side to a fence and the right side of the rope to your mates car. Tell your mate to show you how fast he can do 0-60KPH in. Ur unsuspecting friend will do so, and Slice! U should be decapitated quite quickly.
My dad chose number 3, although he went for the simple old hanging, while overdosed with drugs. I was only 16. Ahhh well, im 18 now and 2yrs wiser. I'll be orite.
|29 Jan 2002||M||I think when I was 13 I tried a cocktail of drugs which I found around the house. I tidied my room just after I'd taken them and went to sleep. I woke up the next morning with no effects of any of the pills. So I tried again that night. It took ages to swallow so many little pills and I knocked it all back with beer. When I woke up again the morning after I realised that God or whatever has decided to punish me by not even getting out of my life. People around me keep dieing but I never get chosen. I'm not too depressed. I have friends and ambition and my family don't want for money. The thing is... I really suck at life. I'm really bad at it. And if you don't like something in your life you can drop out or quit or something. So why shouldn't I throw away the whole thing??? Anyway this is all dull. I think I'm going to try and kill myself. But I don't know how. I guess I'll try pills again but what I'd like to do is get a gun and fire it into my mouth but I have no idea how to do that. All the other options seem a little unreliable, you know????|
|28 Jan 2002||meghan||i don't know, when i was 13 i was wondering the same thing myself. i wish someone would give actual advice instead of just "how could you?" or some shit like that. anyway... on to another instructional page|
|27 Jan 2002||Lucy Cortina|| "Neighbours"
We have 2 neighbours. One of them I call 'The Sea Monster'. All she does all day is shout. She's also ugly and wears tartan, and needs to visit the ugly home with me. The other neighbour I call 'The Bore'. He lives alone, he likes opera music and gardening. He seems to have a relationship with his garden plants (although I dont know if it is sexual). Once a month, he covers his garden with, what I presume are the contents of his toilet. The smell is awful! Eughh.
Also, I suspect my mum is having an affair with him. She pops round to his house every few days, taking doughnuts for him. Ahhh!!! What if he becomes my stepdad???
Why can't the neighbours commit suicide? PLEASE LORD!