|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|09 Mar 2002||Ashraff||i have to say that this website is just so unhelpful!!!!!!
all the ideas here are crap and are basically just the same ones repeated over and over again. if you are clever enough to decide that u want to commit suicide then u will surely also be old enuff to know how to kill urself!
i really doubt that whoever started this thing is really bothered in forms of suicide, more likely trying to grab attention and appearing 'great' through being extreme enuff to develop such a site - similar to madonna, shocking your audience does seem to get more attention?
good luck but, well, u must have a sad life if all u can do is this, i find it more interesting to watch an n'sync concert! (and don't say, "well why did you bother coming here then?") cos i like to browse the web, and i do often come across lots of these 'out there' sites, but this takes the fuck!ng biscuit!!
RIH & ST! PLEASE!!
|09 Mar 2002||Lazarus Green||"Suicide Is Painless"
If Life Is A Joke To You Then Laugh. You Get One Throw At The Dice Often You Get Screwed, Raped, Maimed And Tortured But Never Mind, In The Great Scheme Of Things It Doesn't Matter. Suicide Is A One Way Thing So Before You Try It Experience The World Have A Look Around (And I Mean Really Have A Look Not A Trip To The Local Mall) If You Still Feel The Same Go Ahead
"Suicide Is Painless"
|09 Mar 2002||spicy||Life is a pile of shit, and we are all dead in the centre of it, so we must crawl our way out of it. Once free from this pile, life will be better than good, although you will still be able to smell the shit.|
|09 Mar 2002||do names really matter?||Pretend to leave for school, lock your door and go into your bathroom/closet. Then, swallow a bottle of pills. Do this early, right after you "leave," and you won't be found in time. If what you want to do is not really kill yourself but scare people/cry out for help/etc, then take the pills to school and swallow them while sitting in a bathroom stall after attendence has been taken. In this case, slitting your wrists would scare people more than pills, and they'd notice the blood more quickly. Your choice.
But life is a beautiful thing--a gift--and it would be a pity to waste yours. So don't try this, get some help. At this age, things change rapidly, and it WILL get better, really. So don't try this, PLEASE get some help. At this age, things change rapidly, and it will get better
|09 Mar 2002||Le coin-coin masqué||Déguise-toi en lapin et va dire bonjour à ton copain Arsène.|
|08 Mar 2002||Masterpiece||first, tattoo the words 'Let Me Rot Where I Die, This Is All I Ask' Fill a large garbage can with superglue and climb on the roof of a large, and popular museum full of rich snobby christians. Locate the glass top (there is always one, accept it) coat yourself with the superglue and jump through the glass. You will fall and stick to the ground, probably horrifying a ton of people... and will stay there, perfectly preserved for all to see. (be sure to land on something expensive, ex. hope diamond, mona lisa, etc) You will freak out a bunch of people in the process, plus have a really neat exibit made out of your superglue-statue, and probably dubbed an amazing artist. Too bad you won't get to have all that money they make off of you. you will become quite an exhibit...|
|08 Mar 2002||Lucy||Well that told me!|
|08 Mar 2002||mouchette||I would beg, if I feel like it. But only in my own name, not in somebody else's.
Now Lucy Cortina, if you can write good stories (with a title) write them, otherwise shut up! It's not a good place here for arguing and getting personal attention. Suicide candidates are not in the mood for that ...
|08 Mar 2002||Lucy Cortina||Still not convinced.. it wasn't so long ago you begged me to come back, and self conceited? I'm too young to understand such a fancy word! Ok, time for a dictionary...|
|08 Mar 2002||lisa||all of my grandma's pills (for her heart, blood pressure, pain, etc) and a big bottle of pop to wash them down with!|
|08 Mar 2002||mouchette||Non.
I wouldn't go into such tricks. This is my own board and I don't need to pretend I'm someone else to write what I want. I sign with my name and email cos' I'm the boss.
Aren't you being a bit self-conceited Lucy Cortina?
|08 Mar 2002||Lucy Cortina||HEY MOUCHETTE! Ok, I may have a brain as large as an orange, but I have finally worked out that 'Objective observer' was YOU! Eh? Trying to provoke a reaction from me cos I wasn't posting for such a long time, non?|
|08 Mar 2002||steve hamlin||dress like a hermaphrodite. then hang your self upside down so all the blood drains to your head. shoot your head with dads gun over their bed. then they get home and see the mess|
|08 Mar 2002||Will||Hey, to everyone who has sent in a message and who is reading this one. This is all coming from the bottom of my heart. I'm 15 years old and I hate my life. I agree that if one has the right to live, then you have the right to not live as well. No one should get in your way of doing this! Ya, you might hurt your loved ones, but does it really matter in the end? I mean, when you leave this world, you've left and that's it. Nothing more. I'll tell you a little bit of my life, because I too am looking for a way to kill myself fast and painless. Life was great all the way up till 6th grade, from there life dropped. Nothing went right after that. Something is wrong in my personality or something! i don't know what it is. I've tried to help myself but nothing works. I was never one of those nerdy guys or anything like, a matter of fact i did a lot of modeling but still this did nothing for me in any way to help my confidence or anything of the such. The more I tried to help myself the more depressed i got. I haven't decided when i'm going to do it or how. But i'm definitely not doing any of that cutting yourself crap. I thought the best way is a gun, but it's hard to get hold of those sometimes. So help me find some way to do it with household items. In conclusion, i'm a failure, and i finally give up. I don't want to deal with it anymore. Anyway thanx for reading this.|
|07 Mar 2002||To meika from mouchette||What shock value for heaven's sake?
Nobody in the art world is interested in the suicide kit! No art gallery or museum curator would come to read or write in it. For them, the question is provoking enough (I've put that question online more than 3 years ago), that's where the art is, and not in your answers. If it was only for provocation I wouldn't bother updating all your entries, people, correcting your typos and sending an automated email to warn you that your message is published. And what do I get for that? Your moral blames!
The internet is full of suicide sites where you can publish, why do you come here?
|07 Mar 2002||minky||Here is something from a diary that i found hidden away where no-one could find it.
Last night I could'nt sleep. It has been 6 weeks now. What's one to do? I took a knife and craved little crosses all down my arms and took photos of the blood. Both of my flat mates asleep (lucky bastards) and bored out of my mind I decide to get horribly stoned and get paranoid from all the sounds and shadows that lurk across my walls. What fun at 3.21 in the morning. Later on I might wake up one of my flat mates... only cos I'm stoned of course. And I'll probably fuck him too. Eh... flat mates who have sex... stupid but it happens... and it's easier that having to go out and find someone. yippy
|07 Mar 2002||meika||This one is for you mouchette. Do you think that by enabling a site such as this that you can possibly give suicidal people good ways of executing themselves?... Do you feel that by creating a site that relies on shock value is able to get more notice than an artist in an art gallery?... If I was to take a picture of myself taking a shit from the back end and grinnin' do you think that it would cause the same kind of publicity that you have managed to gain here?
I want a personal answer not the same one that you send out to every one that writes something down here.
If I get that same answer I will know that the idea of mouchette has lost its potential value as art.
|07 Mar 2002||Anara Lynne||The best way to kill yourself if you're under 13 is a noose! or maybe pills... gather all the pills in the house and swallow them all... and pray that you don't throw up.|
|06 Mar 2002||Lucy Cortina||I'm so sad that i've resorted to looking at my old diaries. I will share them with you -
My fabtastic holiday in "och-aye land" (or scotland, if u prefer)
5 hundred years after driving with a madman at the wheel (dad) and 2 mad things in a basket (Angus & my sister). After 2 hours of trying to find a cottage and listening to Vati ramble on about the 'wonderful countryside' I was ready to pull Dad's head off, steal the car and drive, drive like the wind back home. The fact that I can't drive stopped me, but I'm sure that once behind the wheel, i could pick it up?
We finally arrived at some crappy cottage in the middle of nowhere. When I first looked at the cottage I couldn't stop myself from saying: "You can tak' our lives, but you cannae tak' our freedom!!", although I didn't much feel like Mel Gibson at that point.
So, I was completely stuck in Braveheart land with the nearest shop 12 hundred miles away...
TO BE CONTINUED...
|04 Mar 2002||Graham Norton||Did you see, did you see - Kylie Minogue is rumoured to have had cosmetic surgery on her bum. Apparantly it was a gift from her boyfriend, who loves splashing out on her ass!
It's all just SO surprising!