|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|03 Oct 2001||chris||Im 17, and im looking for the most painless way to die. I don't know why i feel this way, i guess i'm just fucked in the head, i've lead a happy life until the last past year, i don't know if it's all the weed i smoke, but i haven't been happy for a long time. I'm no loner, i have plenty of friends, and have always been popular, i'm just a normal kid, i skateboard, play in a band, but my depression is slowly killing me, i now have no self-esteem, i used to pick up chicks, now i feel too shy and dont even try coz i just think i'll get rejected. I've screwed my future, i don't go to school, i wag like everyday, and just smoke weed or any other drug that will make me feel happier, i'm not stupid, and i know drugs aren't the answer, but i just can't help it. I'm no junkie, i could easily quit for someone, but there's noone to quit for. I can't take this shit any longer...|
|03 Oct 2001||Bob||I have read the archives, and FUCK!!! There are so many people out there that feel like I do. But Alas, I am still here, but not for long. You see, I just drank a boddle of antifrieze. You know, the shit don't tast that bad. Kinda sweet. Consider this my ferwell. got to go though before the lights go out.|
|03 Oct 2001||Tiffany||I tried to committ suicide when I was 12 by taking about 15 sleeping pills. I was a cheerleader, had plenty of friends, and was cute. But it doesn't matter when you are truly sad. I am so glad God let me live. I am 28 and have a beautiful daughter and dog. I am divorced, but that is okay because I learned a lot from it. The pain you go through as a kid is the worst life will give you. I promise. It made my divorce and other trials in life a piece of cake. Hang in there if you are sad. And trust me, if you think you will make everyone sorry that you killed yourself and make them sad, you are wrong. People get on with their lives and forget all about you if you kill yourself.|
|02 Oct 2001||gaelle||passer sous un train|
|02 Oct 2001||Mad||I don't know, but I wish people would stop joking about ways to kill yourself, and give a real answer. I really want to know and don't want to wind up in the hospital getting my stomach pumped.|
|02 Oct 2001||Jeff||I've tried to kill myself a couple of time now. When life get to be too much and you have no hope left, and your future looks the same. I finally came to this decision, why not if it would stop the pain and depression. The first time I tried it was with Meth, I had been doing meth for a while, and was having trouble with my heart. This time it started hurting pretty good.... all I could do was lay in bed, because I got to dizzy and sick to stand or sit up. I learned a funny thing by this experience, the pain I was feeling started to turn into pleasure. I wanted to die so bad the pain felt so good, I was really a strang experience. I just figured that it hurt, give me a heart attack or something and I would die... each time the pain stopped I did wome more till I could feel the pain again... hoping that this time it would work, I tried all day and it didn't work... oh well... I had gained something from the experience I now have no fear of death. I crave it... I crave the release from life. The second time that I tried I decided that I would do it with pills. I had a wide assortment of different bottles of precription pills... I said a prayer before I started asking god (if there is a god) to take care of the people that I was leaving behind, just in case there is one... I took the first bottle, then the second and waited... not good I threw them up... really pissed me off... so I kept trying, I did it 5 more time throwing up each time.... (note to self: next time eat first) I decided that it wasn't going to work like this and stopped and eat.... it finaly stayed down. Yeah or so I thought... my parents found me and took me to the hosipital... I spent 5 days there and 9 days in the phyc part..... I really want to die with all my heart, I'm so tired of all the bs and nothing getting better, I hope to die everyday... but I'm still here... I have no fear of anything now NONE... in the next week or two I will be dead... i don't know which day, but it is very soon... I think that dying is better than living in a self imposed hell. the date is 10/1/2001...see you all on the other side if there is one|
|02 Oct 2001||A Boy who Cares||Why do you people want to do this. Think of al the good things in your life. It makes me cry when I read these. If you really need help go to a therapist. PEASE DONT KILL YOURSELF!!!!:)|
|01 Oct 2001||kath||well, if anyone can tell me please. do. i took several sleeping pills but after 2 weeks in the hospital, i woke up. it's a damn thing! if a person wants to die why won't they just let them. hell is better than life...|
|30 Sep 2001||Jonathan Payan||I would kill myself by getting in a raceboat and jumping of the back and landing on the propellers.|
|30 Sep 2001||Laura-The-Slut||ok. The best way is get a metal clothes hanger (must be metal) twist and re-shape it so it is transformed into a metal rod (try and get it as straight as possible, otherwise it may get stuck on the way up), remove your clothes. Crouch over a mirrir. hold the hanger firmly in your hand. (you may wish to close your eyes at this point). Aim the hanger to your ass. make sure it is intact with the hole. Take a deep breath and shove upwards as far and fast as you can. (It is possible you might feel a small amount of pain at this point, but worry not, it will soon be over). Keep on ramming the hanger up your ass until your hand meets the opening. Open your eyes. (The sight may be grisly, depending on the damage.) You are soon on your way to death now. lie down, preferably with your legs spread for maximun affect in courtesy of whoever finds you.
You should die within minutes.
|29 Sep 2001||depressed||well I always found hanging yourself a good way of doing it cause once you knock the chair from underneath you, then there's no looking back. you might feel a small twitch in the end but at least you can't back out|
|29 Sep 2001||the REAL school firestarter||I would think that the best way to kill yourself would be to jump off of a really tall skyscraper - like the empire state building or something of that nice height. It would be really neat to kill yourself like that because you would have a really pleasurable experience right b4 u die. And the odds of surviving a fall off of such a tall building would be, i think, a big fat ZERO. SO! if u r really serious about killing urself, i would recommend a REALLY tall building. If i lived in a city that even had tall buildings (my town is a hick town with old short brick buildings) then i would kill myself by jumping to my death, for certain. Bye y'all and take my advice. :) if u don't decide to do it, become a VEGETARIAN!!! it is healthy 4 U!!!|
|29 Sep 2001||disGrace||i just wanted to say that even though i am suicidal... i still found your page to be pretty damn funny|
|28 Sep 2001||you don't need to know||you ought to be ashamed for even trying to sell something like this!!! It's no wonder we have people flying planes into buildings. Your mom and dad must be real proud of you. You IDIOT!!|
|28 Sep 2001||I Got Shit||i wish someone would tell me the answer to that. Actually i am 18, and i'm not sure of the best way to do it. No access to a gun, no guts to jump, and i don't wanna do it slowly and painfully. I'm looking at possibly 10 years in the slammer because of a girl who was the only thing that ever meant anything to me and now is gone. I've dropped out of school and have absolutely nothing to look forward to. So i really wanna get this over with. I guess the pills and alcohol sounds like the best way.|
|28 Sep 2001||andromedor||find some lizards with little machine guns and make them watch really violent movies, then eat them when they are alive whilst you sit on the washing machine when it is on spin cycle!|
|27 Sep 2001||Martha||read the article here:
You'll read why some ways are better then others
|27 Sep 2001||DYzio||Get on your motorbike (if you don't have one steal one) go full speed into a wall. Make sure you're going fast enough (at least 120mph or 180Kmh) to get a adrenaline effect. You won't feel a thing. I tried it, now I can't move .
GOOD LUCK !!! :(
|27 Sep 2001||Usama Bin Laden||Relatively simple, Stick your penis in a light socket. Shocking..|
|27 Sep 2001||Grandpa Chuckles||One day when you're sitting in that 8th grade civics class that you don't want to be in, look over at that popular girl that you like. You know, the one you've been thinking about for months, but you're afraid to talk to. Take a long look at her, because you'll be dead soon. Once you've stared at her long enough for her to notice, and she gives you the look of disgust that you've grown accustomed to, the one that singlehandedly drove you to this self destruction, motion for her to continue looking at her. For some reason she will, and this mistake will haunt her for the rest of her life, since the image she will soon see will be you taking two already sharpened pencils, shoving them up into your nostrils, and then slamming your head down on the desk. Have fun, kids!|