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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|13 Oct 2001||Jed....really, no, really||Since you're talking about a toy for children, I would suggest that the box should contain numerous bottles full of brightly colored liquids (non-toxic, of course) with labels like cyanide, arsenic, propylene glycol (this one should be a brilliant green), etc. Also in the kit should be several bottles of small pills (made of sugar), 2 or 3 razor blades (rubber ones), a hangman's noose (also made of rubber), a small map with instructions on how to get to the observation deck of the Empire State Building (this should be erroneous), automobile jumper cables (fake ones) for electrocuting oneself, and, of course, a large (plastic) rock with a pair of handcuffs attached to it by a large eyebolt (instructions to use in a deep body of water should be included). Because this would be a fairly big box, it should only be marketed to the really large-scale toy retailers, and the box should have a warning along the lines of: do not purchase for children who are already getting ideas, unless, of course, you hate them.
Alternately, you could LABEL the various chemicals and pills non-toxic, while in fact they are exactly what they claim to be... I would not suggest this for more than one box in every 30 or so.
Of course, if you just want ideas on how you could kill yourself, and not several thousand small children, you could email me...
|13 Oct 2001||Alyssa||Everyone on here has the same suggestions.... u think drugs are gonna kill ya. That takes too long. Use yer imagination. Suicide is stupid, But If yer gonna kill yerself, be creative about it @least. Go to a near by deep lake or ocean.... something @least 15-20 feet deep. Preferably something with a cliff or dock... Get some duck tape. Tape yer mouth shut. Then take a huge cement block and tie it around yer feet tightly. Then tie yer hands together tightly. Then roll yerself off the dock er whateva... then u will sink to the bottom... U will prolly panic for a few seconds.... but don't, coz that will just make it worse. Each breath thru yer nose will become shorter and more harder to do... as yer lungs fill with water... then u will slowly slip into unconsiousness. I have more suggestions... but I don't feel like writing them all. Hmm... I have to say that I thought of a pretty good idea compared to some ppl's answers, and I'm not even suicidal. hehe.|
|11 Oct 2001||Laguna||Shove a vacuum pipe up your ass then turn it on then it will suck all your guts out.|
|11 Oct 2001||aLicE||question, why the FUCK would you tell ppl online that you are going to die? I mean if you're fucking going to do then do it, i mean you don't care about life right? so why give you're goodbyes in a online posting?? 13 would be poisoning, because everyone would think it's an accident and its fun to find out what tastes like what...|
|09 Oct 2001||Fuck you all.||I want to know how it it is that you dumb fucks who claim you will be dead in moments just *happened* to stumble upon this place in your last minute. You're not dying or suicidal. And if you decided to spend your last breaths on the internet, you probably are stupid enough to kill yourself.|
|09 Oct 2001||Kid Ying|| Well, first of all I have been depressed since I was say....12 or pretty close to there, maybe 11. This site is neither funny nor shocking. it's just another site to me.
I would like to say that as a 13 year old I thought about suicide constantly but never did it. Now that i look back on my teenage years spent in hospitals and different treatment centers at least 9 months out of every year, i sort of wish i did kill myself instead of seeking help. They both come to the same end for an adolescent: no life at all.
Everyone of your friends turn on you and call you crazy for being in a mental hospital. No one understands at all, you never get a girlfriend. What girl do you know want to date the Sucidal guy who is always depressed??
Don't go making any judgements, no i can'thelp the way I am and yes I DO take medication for it. This is me. 19 years old with a family that is afraid I may turn on them at any moment and no social life at all. I was never a kid when I was supposed to be and when I try to relive those years now it doesn't happen.....
A suicidal 13 year-old may be better off just doing instead of living the life I have. Which is none at all.
|08 Oct 2001||Fucking shitty place this is huh?||Death comes to us all, so why not sooner and stop the shit?
I been slagged my whole life either about my size, or my build. Most would say i'm fat but in fact i got a fairly big waist size and my shoulders are like a brick shithouse. Well i've tried to ignore it, fight back and even tried killing one person for it. Very nearly succeeded too! But anyway, pain has become pleasure to me too and for some reason i bring on all the trouble i can. I been told the weed is making me talk, piss aobut whatever else. But weed is my substitute for heaven i guess. Never believed in god or any other religion coz the way i see it is we are a fucking disease on the planet earth! I got some cool theories but not worth living for nor family. I got one decent friend the rest i just associate with......... SOMEONE FUCKING KILL ME!!
|08 Oct 2001||ArtistBeenThere||Hey, you can kill yourself anytime. Why not hang around for a few more years and see what happens. The way you can do this is: pharmaceuticals. Really. Antidepressants (Prozac, bla bla) can change your perceptions. It is worth a try. When you feel a little better you can make some art and otherwise annoy the world. Get a tatoo. Pierce your nose. Shave your head.|
|08 Oct 2001||majick||people are saying 2 me, think of all the good things in your life, all i can say is: what good things? i am 13 and my life is fucked to the max, deal with it, some people r made 2 die young. the best way is lack of oxygen, suffocation etc. have fun!|
|08 Oct 2001||Feeling Better, thanks Doc!||I feel terrible right now, but I know that things can only get better. Get this; I am good looking, have a University education, and think about "offing" myself daily since quitting my job, a close family member dying, and my fiancee becoming an ex fiancee (she was just a bitch anyhow), but I WILL NOT DO IT. Do not let the world win! Why? First, those who love you will freak. (YES THEY WILL) Secondly, those who dislike you will laugh. (FUCK THEM) Don't give them the opportunity to do so. If the pain is too great, it simply means that your pain has to decrease, or your coping mechanisms to cope with pain have to increase. Go see your doctor and tell him "I feel suicidal". He will do something to help you immediately, guaranteed. If he doesn't, fire him, he's incompetent, therefore go see another doctor. Don't surf the net, go see a doctor, a real HUMAN BEING.|
|07 Oct 2001||Jean Osinski||Moi à dix ans, j'ai failli mourir. Je ne voulais pas me suicider mais quand j'y repense c'est un bon moyen. Il faut se rendre à la campagne, trouver une citerne d'eau vide (les petites sur roues que l'on voit près des fermes) et s'y glisser par l'ouverture du haut. Après on ferme le couvercle et on attend. On peu s'imaginer être dans un module spatial, une tourelle de char, un mini sous-marin. Doucement, l'air se raréfie. Devient inexistant. On s'endort. Pour longtemps.Très longtemps. Pour toujours.|
|06 Oct 2001||6655321||don't let the system get the better of u.
the whole system iz disigned 2 make people lives shit so it keeps them down. If u fight the system and break free then ure life will feal so free. But 2 beat the system u have 2 be strong. Email me if u want 2 no more (email@example.com). There is an underground group in Leicester that will soon begin 2 fight the system. The revolution is nearly upon us - get ready
|06 Oct 2001||Andronicus||Write your entire life story in your body with a knive, and then just wait until you bleed to death. Most original suicide note ever...|
|05 Oct 2001||Suck my dick||Hey, I've got a great life. I'm rich, cool, beautiful and popular. However, I had a friend who killed himself. Who gives a fuck?|
|05 Oct 2001||Brittni||I'm 17 and I use a razor blade to cut myself up with and hot stuff to burn myself with- I self-mutilate. I just got out of a 4 month stay in a state institution for attempting suicide, and I tried many methods while in the hospital. I snuck in a razor blade and tried to slit my wrists (my preferred way of dieing), but it is damn hard to die slowly when someone is always watching you. I also tried to strangle myself with anything I could find, when I finally got a minute alone in my OWN ROOM with NO VIDEO CAMERA or MOTION DETECTOR, but as soon as I passed out, the fucking knot would go loose. Then, when I finally got to go to the bathroom alone, I snuck in a walkman, and tried to electicute myself. I cheeked my meds, but when you are sent to isolation, they search your room and find them. I tried to lift up the bed and drop it down on my neck, but it was nailed to the floor, and they don't allow you to swallow game peices to choke yourself, or take silviware out of the cafeteria. Bummer. But I tell you now, that it is much harder to kill yourself when you have 3 younger siblings that look up to you and a fucking family that loves you. So someday, I will do it. Someday you will find Brittni Jones dead.|
|05 Oct 2001||Bob||Suicide isn't the only option, but please if you are contemplating; think of your friends, family and colleagues. Thats the only thing that stops me.|
|04 Oct 2001||WANT TO DIE||I need more info on how to kill myself with pills or any other better ideas of suicide cause I am talking about a PAINLESS way here
Thx for your HELP
|04 Oct 2001||Rien ne va plus||I already have some ideas as to how I want to go about it. Pills would be fine..... I think I would prefer cyanide but damned if I can figure out how to obtain it. Heroine would also be ok but I have never tried it.... don't know where to get it nor how to use the needle. So I guess what I am asking is, where can I obtain cyanide.... or at least some prescription drug that will do the trick? There must be someone out there who advocates suicide and wants to help. I am finished.... almost 30 and tired and.... worthless.... and I don't want any more of this life. I have wanted death for years.... but the time has come. I don't want to reach 30. But I want my death to be painless.... I owe myself that much. I hope someone can help.|
|03 Oct 2001||Tracy Kemper||When you're under 13 suicide can be fun just by mutilating your wrists or by sticking a kife on your tummy.Then, also you can hang yourself with the rope from your tree house.
-Well that is just what I think it will be apropriate-
|03 Oct 2001||Cez||I hate life. I met this guy a year ago but he started poppin pills and threatened 2 stab me. I want to die im a whore my dad ran off he fukin hates me and to do tomany drugs|