Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
12 Mar 2002 Simon Cowell Mouchette, you make up all this shit yourself. Why bother? No one thinks you are great or anything, and, what do you have to gain from this site? Ok, a few laughs at funny posts, but suicide is much more than that! God knows even who the hell you are and you must have a such a sad sad life. Go and find some friends like the rest of us!
12 Mar 2002 David Bradley stick a glass bottle down your neck and smash your windpipe with a hammer and in doing so you will break the glass, which will cut the lining of your throat, leaving you to bleed to death with very little blood present
12 Mar 2002 Mr Wimble visiting this site on a daily basis which becomes a living death for the 13 year old and continues into adulthood.
12 Mar 2002 Julio No Mouchette... MARRY ME!!!
12 Mar 2002 Nicole Actually, what I was thinking is that it might, in a way, comfort someone in their time of need. I've been in a suicidal position a few times before, and really it sobered me to think how much I could actually do it. Most of the time when people (especially the "children under 13" you talked about) think about suicide they aren't realizing what it means to die; they're not thinking straight because they're worked themselves into a panicked feeling that doesn't allow them to have perspective over their thoughts. But actually confronting death usually will snap something human and instinctive inside of them that says "Woah... Hey there, I can't die yet, maybe it will get a little better tomorrow if I just wait it out a while..." and many of us know that waiting, just delaying the act, usually will stop the person thinking about suicide. And it's almost obvious that no matter how depressed you actually get, if someone on the street mugs you, you'll be scared... The fear meaning fear of death, resistance do dying. This might sound a little barbaric too, but if the person, child especially, seriously wants to commit suicide, bad enough that it ends up happening, I'd be fairly positive that it ISN'T because of MY POST. If they were that serious about ending life, they'd do it another way even if my post didn't exist; possibly in a way that disfigured their body so that it would be extra-traumatic for people to find them. I think my way is best, that's all.
12 Mar 2002 masoud D'avaler beaucoup de cachettes,
de se faire tomber d'un endroit trop haut,
de se faire naufrager comme Mouchette même...
12 Mar 2002 ian tomasiak marry me mouchette
12 Mar 2002 Nicole Get in the parents car when they are sleeping, turn on the heat and the ignition when you are in the garage and sit there with all the windows up until you die (carbon monoxide)
12 Mar 2002 Elizabeth drinking draino or other toxic substances
12 Mar 2002 Michele I myself have thought this over and over. For years I have wanted to die but am too chicken. I wish to have a bottle of sleeping pills and a bottle of jack daniels. Take the pills washed down with the liquor. Just as I feel tired I put a plastic bag over my head and tape it with duck tape and hopefully sleep forever. But I can't and I live another year of hell. This goes on and on and I pray I die soon with help.
12 Mar 2002 Jean if u were going to kill yourself why ask? u should know what u want to without asking. if someone wanted to kill themself, they are going to, no matter what any one says. but why ask a question like that?
10 Mar 2002 Jen Take a whole bottle of Tylonal (Or Advil.. Or IBprofen) Steal a bottle of Mommy's vodka, drink all of it, and while you're still awake, put a plastic bag over your head.
10 Mar 2002 Sleeper Folks, don't mind the likes of Catherine. People like her are more busy using two-headed dildos on their sagging orifices than imparting helpful advice on suicidal people. Her crap may have a clinical and semi-erudite quality to it, but don't be fooled; I probably had more UFO-sightings this week than she's had orgasms in her entire lifetime. Even the most desperate prisoner wouldn't want to share bodily fluids with an offensive and malodorous half-wit like her. See? The poor girl has every right to be resentful. She must be ugly enough to make Janet Reno look hot and dumb enough to bang a dachshund on GHB thinking how lucky she is to have a 20-incher... Don't kill yourselves, tomorrow may bring yet another compassionate comment by this nonsense-spurting, quiche-eating, dildo-crafting witch. Peace to y'all.
10 Mar 2002 Set In front of your parents while making a political statement
10 Mar 2002 enzo the best way is definitely to pretend you're much older
10 Mar 2002 Chris List was shit... do your research half of that shit wouldn't work.. and i always thought god was the one to decide when we were suposed to die... being negative isn't cool... get over yourselves and find a better outlet for your negativity. If you are feeling suicidal... there is help... just like if you get a broken leg you get a doc and fix it... your your pasychi breaks down you should do the same. :):X
10 Mar 2002 ben Choke on some Play-doh
09 Mar 2002 phil By making sure your body can no longer function - that would be the obvious way!
09 Mar 2002 Easy To be able to commit suicide, you first need to have a life, which clearly mouchette and all the rest of you don't.
09 Mar 2002 Catherine I believe suicide is the most responsible action a person can take. Individuals who suffer from serious depression, serious anxiety, schizophrenia or any other form of psychiatric illness are by all simply animals. They are individuals who are unable to control their emotions or actions and thus must seek out a trainer or what is often referred to as a psychiatrist to attempt to train them the same way one would train a dog to sit or stay. Often these animals require medication to alter their body chemistry in an attempt to be more human. This is a fallacy. They are not human they are undeniably animals. I have the utmost respect for anyone who commits suicide because I believe that they are doing what is best for humanity by removing themselves from humanity and giving up this charade of pretending to be human. Those who attempt to prevent these animals from removing themselves only harm humanity by encouraging these parasites to go on living, breeding and corrupting humanity.

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