Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
09 Dec 2001 Wanting to escape make a pipe bomb and stick it up your rectum
09 Dec 2001 looking for ways out Take a hundred viagra and while you masturbate die of a heart attack
09 Dec 2001 looking for ways out Eat a million daddy long legs
09 Dec 2001 looking for ways out join a suicide cult and find eternal peace. Or better yet, start one and get as many people as you can to join.
09 Dec 2001 looking for ways out buy a giant microwave, put yourself in it then have a friend press cook and cook from the inside out. Then when your starving family get hungry they can have something to eat and they'll think about you the whole time they eat you.
09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out buy a ticket to South America, go to the Amazon, then swim with an anaconda and either have your insides crushed or suffocate to death.
09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out snort enough cocaine to give yourself cardiac arrest. Go out in pleasure, if you can afford it.
09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out drink gasoline , throw a match down your throat, then burn from the inside out.
09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out slit your wrist and neck then jump into a pool full of great white sharks
09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out build a guillotine and cut off your head.
09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out rip out your heart like in Indiana Jones Temple of Doom then eat it or have some one else eat it for you.
09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out shoot a bunch of heroin and overdose.
09 Dec 2001   What the hell is the point of living on this earth? NOTHING. THAT'S RIGHT. KIll yourself cause there is no life after death to worry about. And if there were, we are all sinners no matter how hard we try not to be. And we're going to hell. So kill yourself and reserve a spot. Become your own god and answer to know one. If there is a heaven, suicide victims would probably go there because they didn't hurt any body but themselves. But you may be asking "What about my family?" Well they obviously hate you, so kill yourself.
08 Dec 2001 ZyF Come on Peeps, what are u lookin on this page for... WHAT? Is it that hard for u to kill urself?!? Damn NO. Walk in front of a car, jump off a building drink cleaning things... But ya didn't do it cuz u know it'll hurt! And I SAY u tried and it didn't work. Haha I don't believe that. Ya know, I've been depressed and suicidal, but I don't want to spend 5 minutes in so much agony that I would probably scream for help. U know ur readin this page cuz ur suicidal and u just want to see if there is a painless way to kill urself. Well there AIN'T, unless u shoot urself in the head. And if u get a gun, just try pullin the trigger. Of course and I don't want u to do it. So just do like I do, think everyone is just wanting to piss u off and yell at them, punch them. Have some fun!! And who cares anyway, if u know ur gonna kill urself, u might as well have as much fun before u die.
07 Dec 2001 Martin This is the most stupid homepage ever. Who would be so sick in his fucking head, that he learn children how to commit suicide. Fool! you deserve to be shoot slowly fucking dick.
07 Dec 2001 Forget me for real Hey, come on? Who will really care if we die now or in 10, 20 or 50 years. Maybe few persons on the shock for few days, but you'll be forget soon later. Anyway, nobody cares about you during you're living, so, why they gonna do it after? 95% of the people are a bunch of hypocrits. The only ones who will remember you is the train, subway, truck or car driver hitting you and most of the times you survive. So, try something else. If you want to use someone to help you, attack cops. Anyway, they represent the shitty system we stuck for live in (but not for long.). About Christmas, who cares? That's only a commercial holiday to make you loading up your credit card to buy crappy gifts. Anyway, I already spent it by myself, alone and I survived as every other days before. About death, the good thing is that's the real end. There's nothing after: no paradise, no hell. Hell is on earth.
after that. The proof? What happens when you're well sleeping or go under surgery at the hospital? The same, you're getting lost in kinda black hole. So, remember there's always someone worst than you, but who cares? Do it, but do it well or you gonna eat a real big shitload. Rope seems a good choice. Guns are too complicated to deal with. Bridges are too busy and you're getting people watching you or calling in the freakin' cops.
07 Dec 2001 qwertyb1 well you could walk to sckool with nothing on, then lock ur self in the janitor's closet, then cut yer wrists and pour the cleaning chemicals over the cut, then if that doesn't work inhale and drink the chemicals
07 Dec 2001 Burns I say that if you want to kill yourself go ahead. Once you're fucked up in the head, you're fucked for life. The mind is too strong and set in its ways to go through years of therapy. I've gotten worse over the last five years, and over the last year suicide has been on my mind all the time. Within two months there will be sweet relief, and I won't have to deal with all of this shit.
06 Dec 2001 Alain Why kill yourself? It's a waste of energy: don't do anything and in the end you'll die anyway. Are you in a hurry? If you are, please explain the urgency...
06 Dec 2001 Alain Eat too much chocolate, or put aspirine in the place of your sister's pills

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