|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|04 Mar 2002||Graham Norton||Did you see, did you see - Kylie Minogue is rumoured to have had cosmetic surgery on her bum. Apparantly it was a gift from her boyfriend, who loves splashing out on her ass!
It's all just SO surprising!
|04 Mar 2002||w||wank non stop under a cover and lose oxygen|
|04 Mar 2002||stifoo||connecte-toi 1000 fois par heure sur le site de mouchette après avoir pris le soin de lire toutes les pages "suicide" tu découvriras bien une solution... n'oublie pas de dynamiter ton ordinateur avant de mourir... bonne chance!|
|04 Mar 2002||KK the killer||s'immoler par le feu. ça dure plus longtemps et les souffrances sont plus atroces encore|
|04 Mar 2002||Already Dead||Well it's a done deal. I am officially going to end my life tomorrow, March 4th(my birthday). What's the meaning of life anyway? Pain and suffering+ being a slave of money until you die. To all you peeps who think it will get better as you age, it won't.
Now if you are depressed and wanna kill yourself, I suggest www.1000deaths.com, it helped me get through some bad times but it's just not helping anymore.. I gotta go, cya on the otherside..
|03 Mar 2002||nauruboy||please don't die.|
|03 Mar 2002||Earl Kim||Hi, its me I got alot of suggestion from my e-mail. ..........
So i liked to say i Agree on what people have said. School shootings, i can give you good ideas but I shall not be a part of it.
The best way to die in a school shooting is wear all black suits (REMINDER MUST WEAR ALL BLACK, EVEN THE GUNS)
Get suicidal people at your school, Get about as much as you can get. But some want fame so jus let them. I would get about 50 people on my army, start planning this massacre on senior graduation day so theyll remember their graduation forever HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Buhahahahhahahahahahhah .........
After planning really carefully get guns that a military would use.
OK NOW THE GOOD PART weeeeeeeeeeee
Ok go plan which class room your friends are in after that do something dramatic (like say Im sorry I hope you forgive me) after that point at your friend look at him an then aim at other people in your friends class, leave your friends the only one alive)
If its a girl you like
(DONT KILL ANY OF HER FRIENDS)
STORM IN ACCIDENTLY SITE HER AND GIVE HER SOMETHING SPECIAL AND A LETTER SAYING HOW YOU FELT BOUT HER, AFTER THAT LEAVE WHILE SAYING IM SORRY.
Then the take down you may die
|03 Mar 2002||Lucy Cortina||And something else... Dr. Harold Shipman, I live quite near to you.|
|03 Mar 2002||Adolf Hitler||WHEN YOU DIE (WHICH EVERYONE DOES) YOU WILL CARRY ON TO ANOTHER FORM OF LIFE UNLESS YOU CAN BREAK FREE FROM THE ETERNAL CYCLE OF LIFE BY BECOMING SELF REALISED AND ACTUALISED AHHAHAHAHHA|
|03 Mar 2002||Sara Reifschlager||Inject a hypothermic needle filled with incolin into a non-diabetic person! NO PAIN AND UNTRACEABLE, but be sure to leave a suicide note!|
|03 Mar 2002||Lucy Cortina||PS - Observer... I very much doubt that you could even observe whether or not breast implants lurk behind Britney Spears' nunga nungas.|
|03 Mar 2002||Lucy Cortina (REALLY)||Moi?? Objective observer, I have to say that I am absolutly OUTRAGED! As my head teacher says, "HOW DARE YOU???"!
Whether or not that is really an 'observer', or indeed Mouchette himself, you talk bullshit. I was actually going to say that Mouchette, you should not stand for that John Barone calling you a nudist...
...although how do i know that isn't true? A lot of artists do like to use the naked body as, um.. 'art'.
The GENUINE, REAL LUCY CORTINA----
Recently, Pamela Anderson was voted the 15th sexiest model in history. It was interesting that the 14th was an airfix model airoplane... up to you, boys to decide which one has the most plastic and leaves you with the stickiest hands...
|03 Mar 2002||Sob||Hang yourself with a yo yo. Play cowboys and indians with real guns. And take a death leap off the monkey bars.|
|02 Mar 2002||Objective Observer||Not all of your emails labeled Lucy Cortina are from her... An imposter is afoot.|
|02 Mar 2002||Tami||i came on here to spill my guts, pain, and sadness with non judgemental strangers. all i got to do was boost the demented ego of some demented human being. i play with my own emotions enough by myself. i don't need any help from people like that. there are better sites to go to, and better people to talk to. if you haven't already guessed, i agree with Mr. Barone.|
|02 Mar 2002||James||slit your wrists|
|02 Mar 2002||d||all you gotta do is runaway from the present, live a life of crime, be very dangerous, and at least die having fun... and making a name for yourself. thats what il'l do... rob a bank... it's worth a try if you really got nothin to lose.... maybe you'll get away with it|
|01 Mar 2002||Lucy Cortina||Mouchy... pleeeeeease put up the recent entries.... i need a good laugh right now..|
|01 Mar 2002||greg||eat lots and lots of candy till your teeth rot out then, refuse to eat anything but potatoes (mashed) and drink only coca-cola.|
|28 Feb 2002||maggie||i want to die|