|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|09 Apr 2002||The Laminator||Laminate yourself.|
|08 Apr 2002||LIFE=SHIT||hi there i'm 15 and i have already attempted suicide last january with sleeping pills but i was found out and saved. I wish i could get my hands on more sleeping pills and this time i would do it right without anybody knowing or any other drugs which would make me just go to sleep permanently. So could somebody please help and give me some painless suggestions. And don't bullshit me with your sentence life gets better cos it doesn't. I've realised that after waiting 3 years after going through sexual abuse from my grand father. Well I took him to court and got nowhere the bastard got away with it. But life doesn't get better. I lost my virginity to a 57 year old man when i was only 12. I've lived with that for years and no i don't want to live any more so please give me suggestions.|
|08 Apr 2002||Suicidal4-life (which shouldn't be too long)||Mouchette I would just like to say that I read some of the posts put up by Simon Cowel and he is wrong, I think you're great. This site is very creative and it deals with the problem of suicide which most other people are afraid to even mention. Yes, you do have ways to commit suicide listed in this site but that is what freedom of speech is for. It is not your responsibility if people choose to actually go through with it or not, and along with the suicide methods I've also seen many people offering their help. So don't listen to what people say and keep this site the way it is for the rest of us out there who feel like i do.|
|07 Apr 2002||Ashumz||Okay I was reading like almost all your quotes and responses! You people are f-cking stupid! There is NO reason bad enough that you would have to kill yourself and for the girl who tried to jump off her fire escape and her parents caught her THANK GOD! You need help hunny! Go somewhere! My friend Kate tried to kill herself 3 days ago cuz she didn't get along w/ her MOM! omg that is SO crazy, she is 14 only 4 more years b4 she gets out of that damn house!! You people are just plain stupid if you think that suicide is the only way out! Cuz you can ALWAYS make things better... there are no excuses|
|07 Apr 2002||maya||i can't answer, i'm already dead|
|07 Apr 2002||DAN||DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW MANY PARACETAMOLS I WILL NEED TO DIE? I HAVE 15, IS THAT ENOUGH?|
|04 Apr 2002||David||Under 13? How aboout 31|
|03 Apr 2002||sarah j||by drinking poison|
|03 Apr 2002||cowie||well if you wanna kill yourself in a slow and painful way then i suggest that u just get a 6 inch nail and shove it up ur nose into ur brain cavity then turn it in little circles while that sets in.... get another object and puncture the thin layer of skin in the back of ur throat... it will kill u instantly... if not cause so much pain u will want to put yourself out of ur misery so.. it will happen pretty damn quick...|
|02 Apr 2002||Ian||You should be happy and not want to kill yourself.
Do you want to kill me instead?
I love you!
|02 Apr 2002||conal||Wait... sit around... watch the world... if you don't like what you see, go somewhere else (preferably somewhere warmer & cheaper) doesn't really matter. the whole trick is, just see the world as a story, with good and bad, drama and boredom, and it's live! and 3D & all, and you can even interfere and change the whole story...
And in the last chapter... you will die.
So will I. So will we all. So why hurry?
(Ok, so maybe you are serious about it, and have a lot of reasons to hurry... come on: change the reasons, don't just kill yourself. that's the most boring thing to do, really...
|02 Apr 2002||conal||ok. my last one probably wasn´t really funny... at least for people who have found themselves in similar situations in real life.... so: the best way to kill yourself, when you´re under 13 is of course: hashish ! loads of it, consumed in any possible way... the best thing about killing yourself this way is, that it won't work ! (the deadly dose for good hashish is about 5.5 kilos in one go), so, it will leave you with the choice to continue smoking (eating, drinking...) tetrahydrocannabinol for years and years until the damage on your brain, lungs and social life will kill you, or ! to quit smoking on a later occasion, thereby cancelling you suicide.
And this is the real advantage over other methods of suicide: the option to cancel...
|02 Apr 2002||conal||tell your homicidal alcoholist of a father: "i'm pregnant"
if he doesn´t kill you, add "you made me..."
|02 Apr 2002||Victor Rodriguez||Like you, I am a spectre of a human being. Like you, my subconscious screams out in pain and fear at what is to become of it and the hollow vessel of a sapiens corpse it controls like a puppet. But it, too, is not free of will. The mind digs and digs at my empty soul; but to no avail. There is nothing left there to help it escape. There is nothing more dwelling within my being except hate and pain and melancholy feelings of remorse and I seek shelter in promiscuous acts of pleasure. Because, you see, being a very primal, carnal, desire, sex is both easily achieved and perfectly natural. Basic, inherent, pure emotions and sensory stimuli are the only things that I can give or receive, now. The emotions that have been around since the dawn of our corrupt species, are the last ones to dwindle and fade away. But they will.
And it is for this reason that art is still possible for us. Art is not higher-order. Art is not fancy, refined, or elegant. Nor is the best of it produced from over-analytical college professors. The most pure and significant works are created from those poor, tortured souls, from those sad, shattered psyches, and from those among us that are 'less-fortunate.' But aren't we all unfortunate? After all, we're stuck here on this dreary planet with hundreds of millions of others who look almost exactly like us, all milling around and trying to snatch up as much of everything they can before dying a cold and miserable death. So, ... this is why I do not end my life here and now. Although I have almost no reason to continue on through this sick, twisted journey we call "life," in my heart and in my soul -- icy things that they are -- I am already dead.
|02 Apr 2002||scott||drink the medecine you use on your zits|
|01 Apr 2002||Shaggy||Contents of Suicide Kit: <br>
One (1) hamster (condition of hamster may vary) <br>
One (1) tube of "Liquid Nails" <br>
One (1) "Register Your Suicide Kit and Receive a Free Gift" postage paid registration card <br>
Foam Packing Peanuts
|01 Apr 2002||Suicidalgirl4-life||Im 15 and I want to kill myself. A few years ago I was gonna jump off my fire escape but I was caught by my parents. The feeling of suicide went away somewhat when i fell in love with my friend and he said he loved me too. But now we're broken up and it has returned. I have straight f's in school, no friends, no boyfriend and i smoke weed constantly and will try any drug. I think a good way to kill myself would be to overdose on ecstasy or valium. valium would be good i think because I will just fall asleep and never wake up.|
|31 Mar 2002||Nick||put yerself in tha microwave and put it on....|
|31 Mar 2002||Jessie||i don't know i'm only 14, but put a plastic bag over your head. but i want to die, it's my mother i can't do ANYTHING. and me i don't play to kill myself, i'll really do it, i am going to "OD" my self, (over Dose) well, im home alone, i better get to work to die,
|31 Mar 2002||shira||pills, but make sure your parents won't be around for a while to "save" you. also consider the option that it wouldn't work and you'll wake up sick and much more depressed..|