|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|20 May 2002||Lowri||i'm not quite sure what to say. think of all the people- friends, family, aquaintances, teachers, pets etc- that you will leave behind. think how upset they would be. it's never nice when someone dies. there's always an easier way out.|
|19 May 2002||Ant||On tuesdays. Find a large. Start evaporating. Funnel. Volcano. exoskeleton. I haven't got the time.
On thursdays. Fill it with. Epilepsy T-shirts. Extrasensory underpants.
on sundays. Patsy Cline. A vibrator with. Jitterbugging flappers and the lost-n-found motor scooters.
|19 May 2002||CBk||get a grip dough! the parents are always the big problem. You foreign parents - learn to raise your kids first|
|19 May 2002||Lee||Death by chocolate|
|19 May 2002||Raskalnikov||Well, let me start out by saying I am an adult.
And for those of you younger than the adult age, I must mention to you that suicide is probably the best thing you can do for you and your family.
The shinto Relgion, for example, believes that suicide is a noble thing, to win back family honor.
Sometimes, if you do something bad, it will tear at your insides forever.
IT NEVER GOES AWAY!
So the best thing to do is to kill yourself.
Life just gets worse and worse. You think it is bad now? Well think of it this way:
All the bad things you do? You'll just keep on remembering them and repeating them. Then you'll do even more and bigger bad things. Best to just end it all now.
NOw, you may ask...Raskalnikov? You are SO smart. What is the best way to actually kill myself?
Well, I'll tell you. It's the only reason I haven't killed myself, is to help other people kill themselves.
Get a garden hose. Put one end into your parent's or your car's tail pipe, and wrap it with a towl.
Open 1!!!! window and put the other end in their, wrap the space above the window with a towel.
Turn on the car. NOW if you have alcohol or pills, take all of those, and put on a nice song on the radio that you like. Do not drink or do anything BEFORE this is set up. You may forget or mess something up.
Also be sure that nobody will be coming home within the next few hours. Don't want them to interfere.
THEN you are off to a better place with no more pain.
*hope this helps*
|19 May 2002||Dominatrix||god, i love lucy cortina. honey, if you don't know what lesbians do together, i'd be more than happy to show you.|
|19 May 2002||Scary||I give you a box. Within the box there is a box, within that box there is a box, inside that box there is a box containing a box. Open that box to find a box which can be opened - open it. Inside there is a box. Meanwhile I give you an other box. Open it. Inside there is a box, a box, a box, a box, a box, box, box, box, box box box box box box box box (say the word 777 times without taking breath whilst opening the box, the box, the box, the box)|
|19 May 2002||§ouless17||the best way to kill urself.. live... u'll die one day... but later than sooner
ive been there done that... but im still alive.. depressed.. but alive
drop me mail email@example.com
|19 May 2002||Tom||Suicide is a state of mind
it is your mind so...
you can change your mind...
|19 May 2002||Kelly||Evryone knows the chances of dying from slitting your wrists are very slim. I know because i have tried it and it honestly doesn't work. The best way to kill yourself is to jump off a really tall building onto the concrete pavement below or to just shoot yourself. You could swallow 100 pills along with some alcohol and pray that it works. I've tried 60 pills and alcohol but hey, i'm still here but i'm still trying to leave this shit earth. Bye people xx|
|18 May 2002||Rio V.||Lighter fluid. Match. Self immolation is simple, spectacular, and symbolic of the burning within. ...if that's the name of your demon anyhow. Just leave your dad a note you'll be borrowing his bar-bee-que supplies.|
|18 May 2002||Loser Guy||I wish I was dead. My mother told me she wished I was never born and that I ought to go to sleep forever. My dad keeps lecturing me and giving me 'good advice' which I know is well intentioned but does no damn good towards helping my current situation. And worst of all is my girlfriend who is always fighting with me and refuses to resolve the issues between us (I really don't wanna break up with her) but I know she's gonna break up with me one day because she can't stand me. She would be happy if I killed myself. I don't know who is reading this nor why I am posting this but this is the truth. And I'm sure my girlfriend will find someone to hook up with once I am out of her life. My parents won't ever have to worry about me again. I think everyone would be extremely happy if I died. I'd love to do it. My time has come. BTW, I'm 17 years old, but I feel like 70.|
|17 May 2002||D. S. Troll||we discussed this in our newsgroup alt.suicide.holiday. mouchette, please don't commit suicide before you are at least 21. children shouldn't commit suicide. if you just want to find out which method is best for you, go to the last project site: http://www.geocities.com/thelastproject|
|17 May 2002||Taylor||Anybody who need's help e-Mail me please I'd like to help you out as much as i can. don't kill yourself there's so much to live for so think about it!!!|
|17 May 2002||person||the best way to kill yourself is to let mr. fork "meet" mrs. electrical socket|
|17 May 2002||May 16||Alcohol and sleeping pills wouldn't work. it would be too slow u would die of liver damage in a week. hypothermia sounds good|
|16 May 2002||Kalaja||I don't know what is the best way to kill yourself, under 13 or above it. I'm happy as my cat - we both live our lives in complete mental and physical freedom, and for now on I have no reasons to leave this happiness. But one never knows, so I'm looking for some informations on time. And so, if anyone has suggestions, e-mail me wisdomly. No guns, no drugs that only make you vomiting, no jumping, no cutting. Doesn't anyone really know some method that makes you just painfully pass on while laying beside sea?|
|16 May 2002||Iain M||Hi there all, if anybody feels they really need to talk to somebody about how bad/suicidal they feel, then feel free to email firstname.lastname@example.org anytime. Befrienders will try and reply within 24hours to your email, but it may take a little longer, they are all volunteers and have many people to talk to.
|16 May 2002||fuck off||To all the people who want to commit suicide, What the fuck is wrong with you people? Dont you fucking realise that life gets better for everyone?
It's people like you that fuck me off the most, you go round saying your gonna kill yourself when really your just looking for attention
and then you say your not looking for attention and that you really want to,
fuck that, i've been down that road before, i know what it's like, i know none of you have experienced what i did, none of you know what it's like to be truly depressed
|16 May 2002||Kayla||I'm 13 years old, and i'm anorexic and i hate my body and i hate my life. I feel so alone and unloved. I have tried to kill my self before, and i don't think i would want to do it again. It was painful and frightening. Everyday of my life I feel depressed and angry with myself. I'm looking for some support. So if u feel this way too, please email me or give me some advice.|