|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|30 Dec 2001||Hiccup||Respect your elders.|
|30 Dec 2001||Horny old man||go outside and kidnap the sexiest bitch you can find, then fuck yourself to death|
|30 Dec 2001||Satan||This site kicks ass|
|30 Dec 2001||Idimmu||jump off a bridge or tall building etc
or drink bleach if you can master the child proof cap :)
|29 Dec 2001||the best way to kill yourself is certainly to attach one end of your skipping rope to your toy box and the other to your leg. If you don't have many toys, fill the box with lead or similar heavy stuff. Then jump into the swimming pool, lake, river etc. Happy drowning!|
|29 Dec 2001||Nosy bastardo||When are u gonna update the recent answers? Huh? Please do it as soon as possible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
ps- unless someone has cut off ur website??
|29 Dec 2001||Bumton||How can anyone know the best way to commit suicide? The only people who would know are the people who have already done it, and I don't think that any of the people on here are ghosts. So what a dumb question! All the people on here have failed suicide so how the fuck would they know the best way? DUH! The truth is that all you people are giving ideas of what u think, but none of you actually know!
Anyway, heres's a question: What do OLD people die of? You know, natural death. But what is natural death? What does the person actually die of? If anyone knows the answer then just leave a message on here.
|29 Dec 2001||Ladi||I'm not under 13 but I want to commit suicide. There are people out there who love me but more that do not. I'm not quite sure how people consider it the worst sin. It seems to me that it would be a statement to society that something isn't right here! I feel like this constantly, and consider myself to be an intelligent individual. My friend are intelligent individuals too, who do love me and me them. We all play games with one another and life is kind of like a game. There are those who win and those who lose and even some that get blown away. Everyone I know has forfeited a game cause they're getting creamated or they don't have enough people on their team. I've been getting creamed and I don't have enough people on the team. All of the people I know can easily play with someone else.... I do not have that luxury.... I usually get picked last. Or if I do get picked before last it's cause they need a slave. I don't want to be a slave to society I want to be a part of it.
Maybe I'll be able to go through with what I've been envisioning almoast every night since way before I was 13.
God help me,help me die, Jesus didn't save all of us!
Oh yea girls only care about beauty, there wouldn't be any uglyness without them (Not that I want that), Intamicy and Affection of the lady in my eye are my biggest pains. I wasn't given the ability to have her fall in love with me, so I have no love. Attraction and beauty keeps me from looking elsewhere. Lust and Vanity is what the Devil might call it but that there is the difference between winning and losing.
|28 Dec 2001||xxxxXdeathmA$tErXxxxx||i tried when i was 11... hang myself and jumped off the car in the garage... hehe.. but here's one... tell ur parents ur gay and no one can love u. Then right i love ricky martin on the wall with ur blood after u build a cross and create a jesus scene, and leave a note saying maybe god will love me now...|
|28 Dec 2001||T Jones||I'm suicidal, and I've just read something hilarious: Apparently if you "have god's gift of eternal life" and you kill yourself you go to heaven!! Surely that's an incentive to get out of this shithole world if ever I needed one?!
Would all the self-professed do-gooders self righteous assholes that know jack about hardship stop putting up their ill-informed patronising quasi religious sites please? If it wasn't for people like you, then it WOULD have been a much better place to live.
|27 Dec 2001||corey||fuck all you people who say stay for your loved ones, when you're dead, you're dead. you don't get a brain that can regester guilt. remember? plus, shut the fuck up if you haven't been depressed before!|
|26 Dec 2001||MICHELE||I DIDN'T REALLY LOOK THROUGH THIS SITE BEFORE AND I JUST STARTED TO AND I FEEL VERY SORRY FOR YOU AND I REALLY THINK U SHOULD GET SOME SERIOUS MENTAL AND PHSYCOLOGICAL HELP.|
|26 Dec 2001||Michele||THIS IS THE SICKEST FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. I AM 16 YEARS OLD AND HAD TRIED COMMITTING SUICIDE AND WAS VERY SUICIDAL WHEN I WAS 13 AND 14. I GOT HELP AND DISCOVERED THAT THERE ARE SO MANY WONDERFUL THINGS TO LIVE FOR. HOW THE FUCK COULD A SITE LIKE THIS BE MADE. I AM VERY DISGUSTED IN THIS. YOU ARE ONE SICK IGNORANT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT IF YOU CAN HAVE A SITE LIKE THIS AND NEED TO SERIOUSLY LOOK INTO GETTING AN EXTREME AMOUNT OF HELP! YOU ARE A VERY INHUMANE PERSON TO HAVE A SITE LIKE THIS. YOU WILL FACE JUDGEMENT DAY ONE DAY AND WHEN YOU DO YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY WITH YOUR RESULTS. GOD WILL PUNISH U FOR THIS. GET HELP YOU SICK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!|
|26 Dec 2001||OKAY IT IS ME AGAIN AND I JUST GOT DONE DRINKING A BOTTLE OF WHISKY AND I THINK I REALLY WANT TO KILL MYSELF. I HAVE GONE THROUGH YOU FAVE ENTRIES MOUCHETTE AND I DON'T SEE WHY THEY ARE YOUR FAVORITE. MAN MY NECK BURNS I NEED A CHASER AND ANOTHER THING MOUCHETTE I WAS FIRST INTRODUCED TO YOUR WEB SITE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL BY A GIRL NAMED GLORIA (HENCE THE NAME). AND I WAS IN THAT HOSPITAL FOR TRYING TO KILL MYSELF AND THAT WAS ALMOST TWO YEARS AGO SO ARE YOU REALLY STILL 13?|
|26 Dec 2001||none of ur fucking business||first... listen to some slayer, and do something to piss off your parents! then when u have had it grab a fuckin knife and just stab your heart, slit your throat!... don't do it! but that is a good way|
|25 Dec 2001||GLORIA KNOWS ME||OKAY LET ME BRING IN THE NEW YEAR WITH SOME MORE DISGUSTING AND DISTURBING WAYS TO WACK YOURSELF. HEY IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AGAIN RIGHT, SO WHY NOT WRAP YOURSELF IN CHRISTMAS LIGHTS AND THEN PLUNGE YOURSELF INTO A TUB OF EGGNOG.MAKE SURE YOU PLUG THE FUCKERS IN.
OR YOU COULD ALWAYS EAT SOME MISTLE TOE. BUT THE REAL REASON I AM WRITING THIS IS TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE MOST DISGUSTING WAY I CAN THINK OF. GET A LIDLESS MAYONAISE JAR, THEN GET A DIAMOND CUTTER AND SAW THE JAR IN HALF. THEN GET A NEW YORK CITY RAT. ONE THOSE BIG FAT MOTHER FUCKERS. THEN DROP IT IN THE END THAT IS THE BOTTOM OF THE JAR. NOW YOU NEED ABOUT 4 C.C. OF MORPHINE, NOT ENOUGH TO KILL YOU BUT MAKE YOU COMFORTABLY NUMB. THEN JAM THE RAZOR SHARP GLASS EDGES OF THE JARS INTO THE FRONT OF YOUR FACE AND THE ONE WITH THE RAT IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD. NOW THAT RAT IS GOING TO WANT TO GET OUT OF THAT JAR, IT WILL EVENTUALLY EAT THROUGH YOUR SKULL.
|24 Dec 2001||Brenton||For me i have tried to commit suicide by slitting my wrists and i have thought about hanging myself i am 14 but thought i would still write.|
|23 Dec 2001||Plop||1. Slit your wrists
2. Jump off bridge.
3. As you're floating towards the pearly gates, spit down at Earth and you will be dumped in Hell. If you can't die there, then you can't die at all!
|22 Dec 2001||Mary||ok, here it goes. i am not a teenager but i will tell you my way of getting out. Today i'm ready, my life is over, it has been for a long time. I don't want to leave any kind of mess for anyone to have to clean up, well drastic messes that is, like what you get from blowing your brains out or slicing your wrist. I have had to tell my husband (who I am now divorcing so he and our kids can move on), and i had to tell my shrink (who is an idiot) i don't see him any more and although i had to give details, you can't tell me they believed me, jeez like they think people can't lie wihtout blinking an eye. Fools, all of them. Anyway, here is my plan.... and i believe it could work cause it would be days before anyone found me and by then... you guessed i'll be gone. I plan to find a place to hide my car (already have it picked out but if i give details and i'm discovered then SOMEONE might try to stop me, like why I don't know but i guess they feel that it would be the hero thing to do). So i get in my car, park it, leave the motor running, go to sleep. It would be at least 3-4 days before i'm discovered, and if it's cool outside, maybe longer, not sure how long it takes for the body to start to decompose. So you see, no mess really, cause they can just tow the car to a dump and burn it with me in it and that's it, all gone! :) no blood, no brains, maybe a few bugs but hey, they have to eat too.|
|22 Dec 2001||Dougie||the best way to kill yourself when your under 13 is to make a snuff movie with your mom's friends... but u gotta make sure the movie will be released after ur death!!|