Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
19 Jun 2002 Go figure Here is a way to die. Wait until Lucy is older and even more used up then she already is and sleep with her. God only knows what she has or worse yet wait until her breast are hanghing REAL low and see what a sight that is. That will kill anyone. See how many guys want her sorry self then. SHE has no class.
19 Jun 2002 LH Tell Lucy to take a class on how to be a lady. SHe is PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like she is way used up
18 Jun 2002 John Scome I'm not 13 but let me tell you a little about my life. I have no friends no family I don't even work I make money mugging people on the streets.
I've killed people before it feels so good to hear them scream about how they got a family, because that makes me want to kill them even more.
As I take the knife and drive it into their stomache 6-7 times i watch as they see their life flashing between their eyes.
It feels so good to watch some old bitch die watch her pleed for her life, scream at me begging me to fuck her or anything for me not to kill her. I love it I sit there and strangle them untill they pass out then I take my 9MM and shoot them 3-6 times in their chest...
I hope one day I will get caught so I get the death penalty, I have shotten myself 6 times in the stomache hoping to die, but my stupid landlord found me passed out. god I'd like to shoot that fucker, I just can't shoot myself in the head though, it's too hard for me. I've murded 30+ people and still haven't gotten caught, what sadness.
18 Jun 2002 depressed but not enough there's a lot of wrist cutting .. but the easiest way is to put a knife to your neck... go about an inch deep and slice across... if you cut the jugular vein you'll bleed out pretty quickly ..faster than if you slice your wrists... if you cut the carotid artery.. even better you'll pass out from the lack of blood to the brain in seconds ... you'll die later but you won't feel it... If you're really lucky you'll cut both... after a minute or two there's no bringing you back. As far as pain is concerned .. i don't know.. obviously i've never tried it
18 Jun 2002 Nurse Betty Ahhh Mouchette, what do you think? And 13, really? The French must be so advanced from us American Barbarians! I am tired of seeing so many people botch the job of trying to kill themselves. So tired. The new bride, who married on Friday and shot herself in the temple on Saturday...body alive and donored out 5 days later.... The 60 yr old after drinking Whiskey and taking Valium who missed his brain but blew out an eye and will have permanent sinus problems...the many, many vegetables who linger in rest homes with brain injuries from pills that only cause oxygen depletion to their brains, but not death. Was I suppose to answer your website without my name or email? What people choose to do with their life is not my problem. If one were to read your site, suicide would be delayed quite a long time don't you think, Mouchette? One can not encourage something like suicide. Each decides for theirself. Have I answered your email to your satisfaction? Good Luck with your Kit. Do you think Mattel will Market it?
18 Jun 2002 death666 The best way to kill ur self would be to let an elephant or giraffe fuck u up the ass, and since their penises r so huge they should be able to split u in half very easily.
18 Jun 2002 Kandhi Live til you're about 20, when you've worked out how shit life can really be then stay up late one night and think about all the things you hate about your life. Then visit your local 24 hour bottle-o and buy about 4 bottles of vodka (don't bother with the cola or any other mixer in that case). Go home and find yourself a trusty schooner and knock yourself out. Alcohol poisoning will kill you if you're man enough to drink enough and you'll have a damn fine time trying.
18 Jun 2002 who cares does anyone know how many sleeping pills u have to take before u can commit suicide successfully...? someone help me please... and does anyone have any good ideas for a suicide note..?
18 Jun 2002 Eric (can's say my last name or email) Suicide is a good way to neutralize negative feelings. We are all dying suicide is simply activating efficiency. The best way to do this would be to wait until you parents go out to dinner some night, then you are all alone, next you will need slow and sad music to make your emotions prompt you to suicide. This method requires alcohol, if no traditional liquor is handy try vanilla extract or some other cooking extract, the alcohol content is sufficient, then assuming you are under 130 lbs take 15-20 asprine and mix it with the extract, both are depressants and will aggravate each other. It is important to have at least 10 oz of extract. After taking the concoction find a safe place to hide and wait until you pass out and eventually within an hour or two you will die.
18 Jun 2002 MoonCatcher Curios,
After you die, you begin to decompose.

The most painless way seems to be a gunshot wound (make sure you do it right!) or maybe getting hit by the Amtrak.

I don't know why we exist. I think existence is a big experiment. We exist to see how long we can exist.
18 Jun 2002 HAVE had it Where can I buy A gun and what type do I use? Will they sell you a gun if you have been treated for a psych problems?
18 Jun 2002 The Bible is a fairytale Cut your wrist along the vein not across it, you die quicker and there is very little chance of being 'Saved'
17 Jun 2002 no why didnt you post my previous answers?

you suck :)

and your site is gay so im never coming back bye
17 Jun 2002 phsyco#777 i was thirteen the first time i tried to commit suicide and clearly it didn't work. i stole my mother's vp commodore and went to my dealers house and scored $100 worth of pot, i smoked that down to the last crumb, i drove around for around 24 hours and then i decided to finally do it while i had the chance.... so at 210 kmph i slammed myself (and the car) into a cement wall. the wall collapsed and i was stuck in the car ALIVE. i fell into a coma for three weeks, i was then assesed by a psych doc and i was locked up for three years of my life. now during those three years i stole the hospital car and slamned the fucker into a steel pole at high speed (fuck those air bags). i slit my wrists, hit an artery and passed out in the shower from blood loss. i hung myself from the tree in the court yard and passed out. i swallowed a razor blade in the hope that i would cut all my guts open and die of internal blood loss, it just came out in my shit! i tongued all my meds i collected around 200 sedatives at 10 mg each and all that happened was ...i got a stomach pump (charcoal). they put a tube down your nose and pump you full of this black shit. oh and i'll tell you some thing else .. if you want to escape the whole hospitalisation thing then all you have to do is tell them that you are feeling fine now that you now appreciate your life and that you want to live life to the fullest or some bullshit like that . but NEVER under any circumstances do you tell them that you want to die, they'll lock you away, and believe me once your in there it's so fucking hard to get out. it makes your desire for death become a need
17 Jun 2002 kacey to get ahold of a gun and there she blows.
17 Jun 2002 Hugh G. Rection Some Cool Ways To Die:

Roll an M-80 up in some papers and smoke that shit up

Grease up your asshole, go sit on top of a flag pole while doing the splits, and get people to attach ropes to both of your ankles. Have a contest to see who can climb to the top fastest.

Go to Ethiopia and drive around in an ice cream truck, honking at everyone you see and ringing that goddamn bell.

If that didn't work, punch a gorilla then run with a banana hanging out your ass.

Become pen pals with the uni-bomber and demand that he sends you a package for your birthday present.

Bite Mike Tyson's ear.

(For Girls) Become OJ Simpson's girlfriend, then cheat on him.

Put on a big fake black beard and dress up like Osama Bin Laden, then go to New York City and dance around the street like an idiot. Tell everyone that you are Osama Bin Laden.

Try one of the stunts that you see on the show "Jackass".

Go on a roller coaster with scissors then cut the straps after the ride starts.

Dress up like a KKK member then go Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. (There is one of these streets in every big city) Go up to some black people and say "What's up my niggers."

Bring a flamethrower to the gas station, and stick it into one of the pumps and ignite it.

Create a website asking the best way to kill yourself, then become famous and go on television about it, and write a book about it that sells millions of copies.
17 Jun 2002 Michaele Run in front of a car, and if that doesn't work, jump out of a high window
17 Jun 2002 Curios I have a few questions for mouchette

1. After death what happens?

2. What is the most painless way to commit suicide?

3. Is there any particular reason why we exist?

If mouchette or anyone knows the answer to any of these questions please post ASAP. Thanks

signed
Curios
16 Jun 2002 Nurse Betty I can tell you if this is not a cry for help? (Suicide being a permanent solution to a temporary problem) Then there are several sure fire ways to insure success! You can Overdose on Tylenol... AT least 175 to 200 extra strength tabs. THEN comes the hard part. Don't tell anyone for at least 48-72 hrs. By then it's too late to save you. Chaining yourself to 100 lb weight and jumping with it over a boat in deep water when no one is watching. IF you have a gun you need to make sure you hit the base of the brain. WAY too many people fail in this attempt and become veggies (What part of the vegetable can't you eat? Answer below). SO if you shoot yourself aim for the base of the brain, not the temple. Once the base is gone, nothing left to keep body alive. The garbage bag over the head is also effective, IF no one finds you in time to save you. (Answer: The Wheelchair).
I'm a nurse and I have taken care of numerous misses in the suicide game. Thinking about writing a book to help you depressed people out with this bad Karma!
16 Jun 2002 ima demonn Take as many over the counter drugs as you can find and crush them all into powder. Then takes this powder and add it to boiling water bring back to a boil then simmer. After the powder is disolved let cool and drink and have a wonderful death. Remember you want die if you call for help or let anyone know what you are doing this is important to remember, thank you.

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