|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|11 May 2002||Max||Hang yourself on a chilly day from a tree in your backyard so you'll be more comfortable to sway in the breeze since strangling is hot and tight. Rub the rope with soap before you hang ( you don't want to die painfully with a hard and tight rope do you?) Wear a turtleneck garment so you'll be comfortable and will reduce the friction caused by the rope burns. This way, you will die comfortably and you'll probaly just choke rather than to feel the rope painfully tightens round your neck slowly.|
|11 May 2002||give me a break||For those idiots that write this board and say "My gosh why would anyone want to kill themself, I would never kill myself, life is just so golly gee wonderful"... I say oh, yeah.
What if you,
Had MS and were abandoned by all your family and friends.
Had irreversible brain damage.
Became mentally ill and ended up in an institution (again abandoned by family and friends (but with a good connection to the internet)).
Woke up every morning with chronic depression and wanted to die, evey second of the day.
Had parkinsons and were flapping your arms all day.
People who are healthy and lead good lives are treated well by others and want to live.
Wait till you become disabled mentally or physically and then you will understand. We all suffer and die eventually.
(Now these are extreme circumstances and most 13 year olds should NOT want to kill themselves. If you broke up with your boyfriend or are being bullied that is not a good reason to kill yourself.)
Also, man is not innately good and no, there is no GOD (if there was why would God allow suffering).
So, do you get it people?
PS: if drops of blood appeared on this screen after I send this message that would be really tasteless
|10 May 2002||kenneth||jump in front of a train|
|10 May 2002||Lucy C||Fabtastic! C'est Super!
I'm better at German than French tho..
Ich bin sehr sehr geil.. ohhh mouchhey!
|10 May 2002||Chuggin Bathbeads||Look In The Mirror!|
|10 May 2002||GRANT||i wanna kill myself cos sophie wont go out with me|
|10 May 2002||Martin||I wanna kill myself because i am gay|
|10 May 2002||Marvin||I wanna kill myself because my mate is killin' himself|
|10 May 2002||taniesha||is to take a sharp cooking knife and stab yourself to death. and end of all your problems.|
|10 May 2002||C Phillus||A) Choke on a chicken
B) Choke on a dick
C) Choke on a hairball from eatin an unshaved puss
D) Choke on crabby diseasy cumm
E) Go out and fuck every1 every thing you see so you get every disease in the book, and do every drug and drink known to man!
F) Try livin my fucked up life aka: soon to be living no more.
|10 May 2002||Truth Hurts||GO RITE THE FUCK AHEAD!!!!!!|
|10 May 2002||No Buddy||I am gonna be 18 soon, have had a hectic life and is still continuing to be that fuckin way. I have had up to all this horseshit! I can't take it anymore. Story of my life is too long to tell and I wouldn't know where to start. So when I find the best fuckin easiest fastest way to kill myself I will because my life is messed up and really fucked. I will die and I hope I smell so damn bad I gag a fuckin maggot and it dies too! Don't bother havin a funeral, just dump my remains along side a cocksuckin river sumwhere yonder. Then every1 can have their damn fun and through a huge party when I'm dead, still say their fuckin shit whatever the hell ever. For So I say No More, all is left unsaid, Life SUCKS ASS! So I suggest you go over to a hideous buttugly mule and let it stomp the living shit out of you or take a well hung horse up your damn ass till it cumms out your ears, nose and mouth!!! To conclude furthermore of my advice: I say go rite the fuck ahead and do what ever you intend on doin, it's worth it! ~SAME AS NOTHING, SAME AS NO ONE, SAME AS DEAD!~|
|10 May 2002||Simply Not Here||Take some AJAX, crush it up, and sniff it all up. Use approx. 10 boxes! add some moonshine for extra extra fun!!!
To indulge yourself of a real HIGH and invigorating mouthfoaming, nosedroopling experience~!!!!!!!!!
|10 May 2002||Joe||My Life Really Sux! I cant stand it anymore. Im 14, yup, a young kid but Im ready to die. I know 14 years is too young but... Im still going to do it. I am gonna take my dads Callaber & blow my brains out. My parents dont care for me anymore. I cant go on getting my ass kicked at school. And besides the point. I got cut down the chest by a kid called Codie. Thats when I thought of Suicide. My DAD called me a PUSSY! Cause I have to take my torture at school. Ive been grounded for a year now cause I went to juvy for shooting my FINGER!. And my dad having to pay $2,000.00. Well Im gonna do myself in on my 15th birthday. Bye People......|
|10 May 2002||Mouchette to Lucy Cortina||J'habite en France oui oui
..ahem... it depends if you consider the server or the keyboard. I'm on the Internet, and that's everywhere hehehe
|09 May 2002||Lucy Cortina||Mouchette *flutters eyelids, sticks out nungas* can I ask you just one question?
Do you live in France?
|09 May 2002||bboyneco||Well it's my 15th birthday and im doing it today. What do you know? 15 years and i'm sick of all this. People say things get better but when people but deep cuts in you there's always those scars. I don't really care what you think, and I don't know why i'm here but I was just looking for a place to teach me how to make nuce (spelling?) and I stumbled here. I guess I just want people to hear me out before I go out. I'm going to hang myself with his extension cord in the garage. Here's how it is for me... All my relationships are nothing but ashes. My family is getting torn apart by divorce, and like every kid school isn't good. I think to myself why i'm doing this and... I'm not doing this for attention, but yet im doing it to be with my maker. He promised me no more pain and sorrow. I trust him with my life. I wrote a poem about my life and put it in my pocket... I'm sick of cutting my wrist. I'm sick of ODing. So i'm going to hang myself on the oak tree in my front yard with an extension cord. Why am i talking. The times now, Good luck to you all and I hope you find your calling.|
|09 May 2002||Ren||Go tell your Geography that you know that she(?) is a bisexual and tell her(?) if she(?) doesn't give you an A+ on your final exam, the whole school will know her(?) "little secret."|
|08 May 2002||elisabeth||arrêter de manger est, selon moi, la meilleure façon de se suicider pour les jeunes|
|08 May 2002||anonymous||this is the most sick website i've ever seen, i thought i was fucked up until i visited this.|