|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|11 Feb 2014||Sir Loin||Today I had a highly unusual experience. There was a dead cow in a field. I stabbed a long stick into the dead cows bloated stomach. As soon as I did this the belly skin tore open spilling half rotted intestines and maggot soup out and it was similar to a wave on the beach, except much thicker and heavier. It poured out right on top of my shoes and even went above my ankles engulfing both of my feet. The stench was horrendous. The stench was so putrid and awful I was immediately induced to vomiting and this was one of those gusher vomits where it comes out your nose also. And even though I had vomit flowing from both nostrils I could still smell the rotting cow carcass. My vomit went in a stream into the rotted intestine and maggot soup and splattered the soup and my vomit all over me. Even on my face. The experience was so traumatic I began to shake all over like I was in shock and I also began crying uncontrollably. I will probably need to go to a counselor and get on some kind of anti-anxiety medication. Now you are probably wondering what does this have to do with suicide or a suicide kit or for that matter, anything at all. Well let me tell you what it has to do with. If you really want to die, and I mean really, all you need to do is go find a dead cow in a field as I did today, then run straight at the cows bloated belly and dive head first into the bottom of the stomach area. I promise you this experience will be so traumatic it will instantly cause your heart to explode in your chest. And hey, even if I am wrong about that, you will probably get some kind of disease and die... so either way you would die. Happy dead cow hunting!!!|
|09 Feb 2014||TheBest||To kiss me|
|05 Feb 2014||Simone||sonniferi e bagno in vasca.
o sotto un treno
|05 Feb 2014||Sam||that monster under your bed|
|03 Feb 2014||G.Paretti||Pentobarbitalsoluzione|
|02 Feb 2014||Dime Time||Here I sit, broken-hearted,
Paid a dime but only farted.
Yesterday I took a chance,
Saved a dime but shat my pants.
|02 Feb 2014||honest answer||listen to johnny cash while doing calculus|
|28 Jan 2014||PrettyMorbid||Drinking bleach would be the easiest way. Hanging is a really pretty way to die. But the best way would be any way that leaves behind a big bloody mess. Figure it out.|
|24 Jan 2014||me||im 51 years old and want to end my life how can I end it .|
|23 Jan 2014||You mom||Fuck you, mouchette|
|18 Jan 2014||Carlo||Exit kit|
|15 Jan 2014||Jordan Z. Tickler||Have your friends tickle you until you die laughing.|
|12 Jan 2014||moo||DO NOT KILL YOURSELF|
|12 Jan 2014||paul||shoot myself|
|09 Jan 2014||benjamin oppenheim||i like to spread my butt cheeks when i fart. Its really fun to do this by squating over a mirror. Try it.|
|09 Jan 2014||benjamin oppenheim||i am gonna jump off a high building. I am going to kill myself because my dog told me to do it. My dogs name is slipper and it likes to hump your leg. Anyway i am going to jump soon.|
|08 Jan 2014||anonymoose||Get some razorwire and glue. step one, make razor wire noose, put on neck. step two glue hands to sides of head. step three jump off high object. it will look like you pulled your head off with pure brute force.|
|07 Jan 2014||Eriks||I dont now :D i need this suicide kit|
|28 Dec 2013||deadiekins||Sniff your own farts out of a garden hose. That wont kill you but it will make a lovely youtube video.
Its been months since an update. Maybe mouchey went and drown herself.
:( :( :( :( :(
oh mouchey!!! where are you? Come play with me.
|27 Dec 2013||Your name here.||Go to the doctor and request any vaccine. They are now putting a mercury compound in them as a "preservative"
In the usa autism is now one in every One Hundred And Sixty Six children. Vaccines are the reason. Genocide is coming.