|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|20 May 2002||B3x Hotshot358||Whatcha' gotta do is make yer death flashy and cool. First buy a couple of Uzi's (or any machine gun dont matter) hide 'em in yer jacket and walk into a bank slowly. Then wip out both uzi's and start screamin' insanly and mowin' down people with bullets. Keep doin' that 'till the cops come. (You'll know they'er there cause of all the bright lights and yelling). Then start shooting at the cops while you run outside yelling like a madman. Eventually the cops will get so pissed they'll kill you in furious assault of bullets, but if somehow you survive and get arrested, then tough piss, you deserve it for killing all those pour people.|
|20 May 2002||mouchettelicker||tub and/or kiddie pool; qwick drying cement; pepermint schnapps|
|20 May 2002||JFR||Would taking a water hose and cutting it just big enough so u could take one end and tape it to your exaust than lead the other end into your car window and in your car ? would this work ? Might need to tape the openings as well. If this would work then this is the way for me to go ..|
|20 May 2002||Amanda||The only thing that changes with death is your location... You don't end, you go to another realm, which in some cases, is more painful than your current situation. You poor people. It gets better, I promise. When you "grow up", it's easier.|
|20 May 2002||lucie de boutiny||Take a Barbie, spread ketchup on the two inner sides of a burger and eat it slowly while watching TV advertisements for children.|
|20 May 2002||Avec modération alors...||Je pense qu'il faut aller dans la forêt dans la maison des ours alors qu'il ne sont pas là avec une perruque de boucles blondes, manger dans leurs plats, dormir dans leurs lits, et attendre qu'ils reviennent. Après ils te donneront une télécommande pour changer de dimension et tu pourras alors marcher de biais avec Jean-Hugo le patron du grand baton. Du suicide? Jamais voyons, à part si on est atteint d'une maladie quelconque, dans ce cas c'est de l'euthanasie, mais ailleurs, jamais. Ca serait du gaspillage de sensations haha!|
|20 May 2002||Jean-Constantinople Du Val||Je trouve quand même qu'aborder ça selon un contexte tel est une façon bien malsaine de tourner les gens en bourrique afin de pouvoir se faire une appréciation de leur soi et se revaloriser. Donc avec toutes les imbécilités que tu as pu lire, tous les gens offusqués, sadiques, plaintifs, tu as une bonne raison de vivre ta supériorité qui pourrait aider ces pauvres êtres à survivre dans un si joli monde, non?|
|20 May 2002||Daniel Abensour||Personne n'a survécu pour dire quelle était la meilleure méthode haha|
|20 May 2002||nietzsche||an old, crusty shoelace tied into a noose. that way you get the feeling of impending death, but the string snaps just at the last second.|
|20 May 2002||Mudd Puddle||Sew your asshole, puss or dick up and then staple and tape your mouth shut so you can have all the shit that your full of come out your ears!|
|20 May 2002||Bobo||Playing on the freeway.|
|20 May 2002||rob||jump off your house onto your head. Break your neck, suffocate and then finally die.|
|20 May 2002||LhiLho||i think that you can hang in your bedroom....|
|20 May 2002||Ryan||So many people go out of their way to tell you not to kill yourself. If you are going to kill yourself, JUST DO IT. Don't talk about it. We all know how to die. If you want to die. Then die. There is nothing wrong with dying. It is a very reasonable choice. When you don't want to watch TV anymore you turn off the TV. When you don't want to live any more you kill yourself. I am going to kill myself one day. I am not going to die of natural causes. Sound too simple. Well it is simple. JUST DO IT.|
|20 May 2002||Lowri||i'm not quite sure what to say. think of all the people- friends, family, aquaintances, teachers, pets etc- that you will leave behind. think how upset they would be. it's never nice when someone dies. there's always an easier way out.|
|19 May 2002||Ant||On tuesdays. Find a large. Start evaporating. Funnel. Volcano. exoskeleton. I haven't got the time.
On thursdays. Fill it with. Epilepsy T-shirts. Extrasensory underpants.
on sundays. Patsy Cline. A vibrator with. Jitterbugging flappers and the lost-n-found motor scooters.
|19 May 2002||CBk||get a grip dough! the parents are always the big problem. You foreign parents - learn to raise your kids first|
|19 May 2002||Lee||Death by chocolate|
|19 May 2002||Raskalnikov||Well, let me start out by saying I am an adult.
And for those of you younger than the adult age, I must mention to you that suicide is probably the best thing you can do for you and your family.
The shinto Relgion, for example, believes that suicide is a noble thing, to win back family honor.
Sometimes, if you do something bad, it will tear at your insides forever.
IT NEVER GOES AWAY!
So the best thing to do is to kill yourself.
Life just gets worse and worse. You think it is bad now? Well think of it this way:
All the bad things you do? You'll just keep on remembering them and repeating them. Then you'll do even more and bigger bad things. Best to just end it all now.
NOw, you may ask...Raskalnikov? You are SO smart. What is the best way to actually kill myself?
Well, I'll tell you. It's the only reason I haven't killed myself, is to help other people kill themselves.
Get a garden hose. Put one end into your parent's or your car's tail pipe, and wrap it with a towl.
Open 1!!!! window and put the other end in their, wrap the space above the window with a towel.
Turn on the car. NOW if you have alcohol or pills, take all of those, and put on a nice song on the radio that you like. Do not drink or do anything BEFORE this is set up. You may forget or mess something up.
Also be sure that nobody will be coming home within the next few hours. Don't want them to interfere.
THEN you are off to a better place with no more pain.
*hope this helps*
|19 May 2002||Dominatrix||god, i love lucy cortina. honey, if you don't know what lesbians do together, i'd be more than happy to show you.|