|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|12 Feb 2002||Lucy Cortina||Sacre bleu! Can't a girl get any peace? Not only do I have parents from planet V.Crazy, I have the boss of a suicide website who can't get me out of his head. If you think about it from another point of view, you'll understand! haha. Actually, I've been spending a few days in the ugly home, with a lot of middle aged men smelling of garlic, wearing white coats trying to convince me that I do not need to have plastic surgery like Michael Jackson. They didn't suceed. I now look like a squashed banana. Want a photo?|
|12 Feb 2002||Mouchette herself||Lucy Cortina!!!
Are you sick or something?... Why don't you post your daily joke here? You didn't commit suicide, did you? If this is the case, I going to kill myself as well, so you're warned!
Come back now, and stop pretending, k?
|12 Feb 2002||screwed up||crap carp crap crap crap, i have no life, i need some help but too bad they don't help DON"T THEY FUCKING UNDERSTAND SIMPLE ENGLISH this shit in my guts i can't help it, can't scream for myself coz people take my voice away they don't understand they don't understand|
|12 Feb 2002||emy||falling down from your kitchen window with a multicolor open umbrella in your hand.|
|11 Feb 2002||tom||From what I've seen in the countries I've visited, living on the streets is, statistically, a step towards killing yourself.
Anyone can run away
|11 Feb 2002||Kai Chan||Slit your wrists.|
|10 Feb 2002||MAY||I have a question instead of an answer:
WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO CONVINCE SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO COMMIT SUICIDE TO NOT INTENT THIS FATAL END ??? EVEN OVER 13 ;)
YOU CAN TAKE THIS AS A SUGGESTION AND MAYBE A BEST WAY TO GET OUT OF THE PAIN YOU ARE IN. TAKE CARE (ALL OF YOU)
|10 Feb 2002||Will FAN||I CANT BELIEVE IT!!! WILL HAS WON POP IDOL!!!!!! (IF UR IN THE US U WONT KNOW POP IDOL - ITS A SORT OF TALENT SHOW)|
|10 Feb 2002||You're coming with me, cheeky!|
|10 Feb 2002||Suicidesux||this is a stupid site. everyone who wants to kill themselves have to get help!! IM FUCKING SERIOUS, killing yourself isn't the answer! Get help, there is love out there for everyone!! don't cut yourself short of a life!!!!!|
|09 Feb 2002||Lucy Cortina||God I'm bloody bored! Who needs parents? All they do is shout - they need to be put in a loony bin. Sacre bloody bleu and double merde! I'm considering plastic surgery for my uglyness - although if I end up like Michael Jackson then maybe my family would actually notice that I exist!|
|09 Feb 2002||SSSnake||By pretending ur that religious guy... and walk over water - it can't be done. oops! you are drowning!|
|09 Feb 2002||nein||Pick a part that's new.|
|09 Feb 2002||dead and forgotten||simply pretend you're a car and that you're low on fluids, give it a fuel up, then stick a lighter up your ass along with some fire works and display your parts for everyone|
|09 Feb 2002||emily A.||i had a really good friend named ronnie, and since i was new at the school it was so nice to have a really good friend. we would have so much fun together. later, we started to hang out with a boy and all three of us had lots of fun together, i was so happy to have my two friends, it was so much easier. then they fell in love with each other, and when i hung out with them, all they did was make out and cuddle. i just kind of sat there, alone. i have been single and alone for so long, nobody loves me, so it made me feel jealous that they had each other to keep them from being depressed. so i would cry, and they got sick of me, and i tried to be happy, but they just got annoyed, so now i am alone again. i am crying again now. i just can't handle being alone anymore, i wish people liked me. but i've been at my new school for four months, and i'm alone more than ever. i am so sad, and i really believe i am cursed and good things just can't happen to me. i just have to be lonely for ever. so to end it now before i cost my dad more money, i am going to electrocute myself. i just will fill up my bathtub, then take a bath with my hair dryer. i just have nothing left. i can't do anything no matter how hard i try, wherever i go i am lonely, i'm easy to forget.|
|08 Feb 2002||Someone||...the last year was pretty fucked up for me.... and i tried to kill myself... but then i'm thinking about (some) people who care for me...and they would be pretty fucked up if i kill myself.. so that's why i don't do it... but if they weren't around i wasn't here anymore... on this sucky planet...
sorry for my englisch.. i live in holland....
|08 Feb 2002||orc love||here goes nuthin.
takes lots of psychedelic drugs & listen to _skinny puppy_ while you are struggling with alcoholism & school & wiping your dying dad's anus. then take over the maximum dosage of prozac so that you get long-term brain damage that causes psychomotor agitation (twitching) to add to your general drug abuse caused psychotic presence. and your damn psychiatrist is such a pussy that she doesn't want to talk about your lucid nightmares (hell she doesn't even inform you that they were caused by the prozac -- so you think you're even more fuct than you are). ok where was i?
want more later? self-injury and tattoos and not knowing how to say no to nasty hoes or even dudes, and trying to write an autobiography oh my! damn this better be anonymous. peace kids, i gotta go to class & swim a couple laps too.
|08 Feb 2002||Lucy C||PS- It's very nippy noodles today!|
|08 Feb 2002||Lucy Cortina||"Party Time!"
Don't ask why, but I went to the party dressed as a stuffed olive (again!). My friend Jane came in a red Britney-Spears-style catsuit. As I got to the front door, Angus (my mad cat) had one of his 'calls of the wild'. As I was passing by as a stuffed olive he leaped from his concealed place behind the curtains (or his lair, as I supposed he imagined it in his cat brain) and attacked my tights or 'prey'. I managed to beat him off with a brush. Dad wouldn't let me walk to the party so I said "What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive... gatecrashing cocktail parties?" Jane smirked but dad got all angry so I went in the car.
When I got there I had a horrible time. In a mood of defiant stuffed oliveness I did have a dance by myself, but things kept crashing to the floor around me.
The highlight was meeting SP or Sexpot. He is soooooo gorgeous, and I must have him! What's more, he is the older brother of Jane's boyfriend Tim. Sacre bleu. But still, he will be MINE!
|08 Feb 2002||renit||you have no reason to do this at 13... you haven't lived life... at least let someone kill you instead|