Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
10 Aug 2002 noah if u want to die u should just put on big rubber boots and fill them with sand and go to the public pool and jump in and then u will drown nice and slow
09 Aug 2002 a+/tok3/antoine me regarder "vivre"
09 Aug 2002 sarah lapierre Dear Mouchette, I wrote what it did because i have tried to kill myself by sliting my wrists and it didn't work otherwise i wouldn't be here typin to you. my family and friends helped me get better and i wrote that if you're not sure about it that you should take a look at your life to see if it's worth killing yourself over. Please write back if i can be of any help other people or if you just want to talk.
08 Aug 2002 Mike For Orgy (with e-mail > but it doesn't work)

Hi Orgy,

I've read your opinion at the site -
and I'd like to "talk" to you, a bit at least althoug it'll be kinda monologue when just e-mailing... ;-))

Simply, I'd rather listen to feelings as for your pain and reason why do you have such suicidal feelings...
It'd be also really good to read this :

By the way I'm not a pastor, not as old as I could be your parents, I'm just Mike from Czechoslovakia and if you'd like to have a talk, just let me know. Mostly I check my e-mail in the evening about 7 or 8 p.m. (Central Europe Time) or in in the morning about 5 a.m. (CET).

And I'd like also to express my opinion to your arguments in the add on that page:
"...No one will come up to you and tell you that you did a good job resisting ..."
From your whole add I can suppose you've met just such people as you described it there but be sure there are also some stupid ones here, in Czechoslovakia - but there are also very fine people too who became my friends as well...
Most best friends I have among buddhists, not only for I like His Holiness Dalai Lama (try to have a look at the film "7 years in Tibet" with that actor - hhm, I can't remember his name but he's married with Ms Atkonson, hmm, I'm sure you'll remember his name ;-)
Also another cool film is "NELL" with Jodie Foster or some of Steven Seagal...

I hope to listen from you yet and soon ;-)

Have faith that you will eventually move past feeling stunned and emotionally wounded. It takes time to heal and reach a place where you can begin to feel whole again. Over time, as difficult as it is to believe, the raging storm and hurricane winds you feel will gradually subside and become the gentle warm summer rain.

With best wishes

08 Aug 2002 Fist Fuckt Hello, I've tried everything I can to kill myself and nothing seems to help. There's always someone there gettin in my way and stoppin me. I've tried everything and anything but I can't seem to die. Shot myself, drugs an drinkin, jumped off a cliff, jumped off a bridge, cut up my arms and everything, fucked somestuff and ppl too. I just aint got a clue in how to kill myself. Could ya offer me some advice on how to instead of how not too . P.S.- I steal, lie, and cheat and I break the rules and all the laws like I'm gonna run off with my papaws car now and see if I can wreck, bye bye until then and if not, Bye Forever.
08 Aug 2002 Sparky I think a gun with an enormous bullet needs to be in the kit, along with a little pamphlet on "The proper way to point the gun" to ensure a quick and unsalvageable death. This way, kids 13 and under can shoot themselves and guarantee that the rest of us have one less stupid ass teen in the world. Hurray!
08 Aug 2002 Fuck You OH FRICKEN MY!!!!! I am so tired of hearing people whine about their attempts. IT IS SO GODDAMN EASY TO KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF!!!!! Only morons can't do it right!!! People who bitch about their attempts are only crying for help...and this is NOT the place to do that. Quit begging for attention by half-ass attempts and do it right, or shut up!!!!! Go out and get help, since you obviously want it.
08 Aug 2002 No Help Neccessary Hi I'm gonna try once again to kill myself with pills and drinkin. Thats all I can think of to do and my head hurts so much from all this bullshit and so much thinkin.
08 Aug 2002 samantha vernon a lot of toothpaste works but i'd take some tylenal pm before. you don't want to throw up, also make sure not to wake up and the toothpaste will eventually put you in a coma
08 Aug 2002 My Blue Arm There's something smelly goin on around here. All I've been smellin is something dead. It stinks real bad and it makes me wanna puke. What could it be?
07 Aug 2002 MiZeSuiCiDaL Homicide suicide. Kill your parents then yourself......
07 Aug 2002 Oh Decapited One 1.Take a deersteak hammer and hold down on your tongue with mouth wide open, Take a machete or ginsu knife and CUT!
2.Cut out your eyeballz with an icepick!
3.Cut off all your fingers and toes with a sword, better yet just vut off your damn head!
Instructions and viewpoints to cut off head:
-Get a blade from the lawnmower(or something big, wide, and sharp.)
-Tie a rope of some sort up on top of a building.
-You hold one end of the rope.
-Make sure the blade is all straight and everything.
-You lay down and configurate that the angle is right.
-Simply and fastly let go of the rope!
Fast, easy and enjoyable way to get it done and over with.
07 Aug 2002 Herez An Idea Try making yourself go blind and deaf, by keepin light in your eyez 24/7 and loud sounds or music playing in your eardrums 24/7!!!
07 Aug 2002 YA KNOW WHAT Fuck a goat without any cowboy boots just let it keep kickin the shit outta of ya and buckin ya until you're all fucked up with gruesome blood and dead!
07 Aug 2002 ACTIIIIOOOONNNN Stick your head into a wall of wires inside an old building, keep playing with the wires until they start playin back and dont let go!
07 Aug 2002 Deep Sleep Okay herez what ya gotta do......
Ties yourself up with chains onto a car or truck, any vehichle thats workin, let someone turn the ignition and keep goin, draggin your oh sorry pity ass down the fuckin road, and for the remains, can throw ya off a cliff somewhere.
07 Aug 2002 Helllllllloooooo Is this a dating site?
06 Aug 2002 floss something quick, at 13 you can't deal with pain very well. strip off on a cold winter night and go for a swim in a river or lake, you wil soon die of hyperthermia!
06 Aug 2002 Noah first get 5 hand grenades, a bullit prof vest and a big gun and a lot of amo. go to a fair or some thing like that. start shooting the people and throw 1 grenade. take a person hostage and when the cops show up make make all your hostages get in a cercle around you. start shooting the cops and they won't shoot back cause of the people around you. then throw all the grenades except for one. start running and shooting people and when the cops shoot pull the pen out of the grenade and give up. when they come and arrest you, you and the cops will go BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! if u kill more than 33 people you will have the record of killing the most people. so if you try this you could set a new record and kill yourself (which would be remembered forever as the biggest shoot out ever).
06 Aug 2002 lee try and understand the jokes in fraisur

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