|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|12 Mar 2002||Michele||I myself have thought this over and over. For years I have wanted to die but am too chicken. I wish to have a bottle of sleeping pills and a bottle of jack daniels. Take the pills washed down with the liquor. Just as I feel tired I put a plastic bag over my head and tape it with duck tape and hopefully sleep forever. But I can't and I live another year of hell. This goes on and on and I pray I die soon with help.|
|12 Mar 2002||Jean||if u were going to kill yourself why ask? u should know what u want to without asking. if someone wanted to kill themself, they are going to, no matter what any one says. but why ask a question like that?|
|10 Mar 2002||Jen||Take a whole bottle of Tylonal (Or Advil.. Or IBprofen) Steal a bottle of Mommy's vodka, drink all of it, and while you're still awake, put a plastic bag over your head.|
|10 Mar 2002||Sleeper||Folks, don't mind the likes of Catherine. People like her are more busy using two-headed dildos on their sagging orifices than imparting helpful advice on suicidal people. Her crap may have a clinical and semi-erudite quality to it, but don't be fooled; I probably had more UFO-sightings this week than she's had orgasms in her entire lifetime. Even the most desperate prisoner wouldn't want to share bodily fluids with an offensive and malodorous half-wit like her. See? The poor girl has every right to be resentful. She must be ugly enough to make Janet Reno look hot and dumb enough to bang a dachshund on GHB thinking how lucky she is to have a 20-incher... Don't kill yourselves, tomorrow may bring yet another compassionate comment by this nonsense-spurting, quiche-eating, dildo-crafting witch. Peace to y'all.|
|10 Mar 2002||Set||In front of your parents while making a political statement|
|10 Mar 2002||enzo||the best way is definitely to pretend you're much older|
|10 Mar 2002||Chris||List was shit... do your research half of that shit wouldn't work.. and i always thought god was the one to decide when we were suposed to die... being negative isn't cool... get over yourselves and find a better outlet for your negativity. If you are feeling suicidal... there is help... just like if you get a broken leg you get a doc and fix it... your your pasychi breaks down you should do the same. :):X|
|10 Mar 2002||ben||Choke on some Play-doh|
|09 Mar 2002||phil||By making sure your body can no longer function - that would be the obvious way!|
|09 Mar 2002||Easy||To be able to commit suicide, you first need to have a life, which clearly mouchette and all the rest of you don't.|
|09 Mar 2002||Catherine||I believe suicide is the most responsible action a person can take. Individuals who suffer from serious depression, serious anxiety, schizophrenia or any other form of psychiatric illness are by all simply animals. They are individuals who are unable to control their emotions or actions and thus must seek out a trainer or what is often referred to as a psychiatrist to attempt to train them the same way one would train a dog to sit or stay. Often these animals require medication to alter their body chemistry in an attempt to be more human. This is a fallacy. They are not human they are undeniably animals. I have the utmost respect for anyone who commits suicide because I believe that they are doing what is best for humanity by removing themselves from humanity and giving up this charade of pretending to be human. Those who attempt to prevent these animals from removing themselves only harm humanity by encouraging these parasites to go on living, breeding and corrupting humanity.|
|09 Mar 2002||Ashraff||i have to say that this website is just so unhelpful!!!!!!
all the ideas here are crap and are basically just the same ones repeated over and over again. if you are clever enough to decide that u want to commit suicide then u will surely also be old enuff to know how to kill urself!
i really doubt that whoever started this thing is really bothered in forms of suicide, more likely trying to grab attention and appearing 'great' through being extreme enuff to develop such a site - similar to madonna, shocking your audience does seem to get more attention?
good luck but, well, u must have a sad life if all u can do is this, i find it more interesting to watch an n'sync concert! (and don't say, "well why did you bother coming here then?") cos i like to browse the web, and i do often come across lots of these 'out there' sites, but this takes the fuck!ng biscuit!!
RIH & ST! PLEASE!!
|09 Mar 2002||Lazarus Green||"Suicide Is Painless"
If Life Is A Joke To You Then Laugh. You Get One Throw At The Dice Often You Get Screwed, Raped, Maimed And Tortured But Never Mind, In The Great Scheme Of Things It Doesn't Matter. Suicide Is A One Way Thing So Before You Try It Experience The World Have A Look Around (And I Mean Really Have A Look Not A Trip To The Local Mall) If You Still Feel The Same Go Ahead
"Suicide Is Painless"
|09 Mar 2002||spicy||Life is a pile of shit, and we are all dead in the centre of it, so we must crawl our way out of it. Once free from this pile, life will be better than good, although you will still be able to smell the shit.|
|09 Mar 2002||do names really matter?||Pretend to leave for school, lock your door and go into your bathroom/closet. Then, swallow a bottle of pills. Do this early, right after you "leave," and you won't be found in time. If what you want to do is not really kill yourself but scare people/cry out for help/etc, then take the pills to school and swallow them while sitting in a bathroom stall after attendence has been taken. In this case, slitting your wrists would scare people more than pills, and they'd notice the blood more quickly. Your choice.
But life is a beautiful thing--a gift--and it would be a pity to waste yours. So don't try this, get some help. At this age, things change rapidly, and it WILL get better, really. So don't try this, PLEASE get some help. At this age, things change rapidly, and it will get better
|09 Mar 2002||Le coin-coin masqué||Déguise-toi en lapin et va dire bonjour à ton copain Arsène.|
|08 Mar 2002||Masterpiece||first, tattoo the words 'Let Me Rot Where I Die, This Is All I Ask' Fill a large garbage can with superglue and climb on the roof of a large, and popular museum full of rich snobby christians. Locate the glass top (there is always one, accept it) coat yourself with the superglue and jump through the glass. You will fall and stick to the ground, probably horrifying a ton of people... and will stay there, perfectly preserved for all to see. (be sure to land on something expensive, ex. hope diamond, mona lisa, etc) You will freak out a bunch of people in the process, plus have a really neat exibit made out of your superglue-statue, and probably dubbed an amazing artist. Too bad you won't get to have all that money they make off of you. you will become quite an exhibit...|
|08 Mar 2002||Lucy||Well that told me!|
|08 Mar 2002||mouchette||I would beg, if I feel like it. But only in my own name, not in somebody else's.
Now Lucy Cortina, if you can write good stories (with a title) write them, otherwise shut up! It's not a good place here for arguing and getting personal attention. Suicide candidates are not in the mood for that ...
|08 Mar 2002||Lucy Cortina||Still not convinced.. it wasn't so long ago you begged me to come back, and self conceited? I'm too young to understand such a fancy word! Ok, time for a dictionary...|