|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|02 Apr 2002||conal||Wait... sit around... watch the world... if you don't like what you see, go somewhere else (preferably somewhere warmer & cheaper) doesn't really matter. the whole trick is, just see the world as a story, with good and bad, drama and boredom, and it's live! and 3D & all, and you can even interfere and change the whole story...
And in the last chapter... you will die.
So will I. So will we all. So why hurry?
(Ok, so maybe you are serious about it, and have a lot of reasons to hurry... come on: change the reasons, don't just kill yourself. that's the most boring thing to do, really...
|02 Apr 2002||conal||ok. my last one probably wasn´t really funny... at least for people who have found themselves in similar situations in real life.... so: the best way to kill yourself, when you´re under 13 is of course: hashish ! loads of it, consumed in any possible way... the best thing about killing yourself this way is, that it won't work ! (the deadly dose for good hashish is about 5.5 kilos in one go), so, it will leave you with the choice to continue smoking (eating, drinking...) tetrahydrocannabinol for years and years until the damage on your brain, lungs and social life will kill you, or ! to quit smoking on a later occasion, thereby cancelling you suicide.
And this is the real advantage over other methods of suicide: the option to cancel...
|02 Apr 2002||conal||tell your homicidal alcoholist of a father: "i'm pregnant"
if he doesn´t kill you, add "you made me..."
|02 Apr 2002||Victor Rodriguez||Like you, I am a spectre of a human being. Like you, my subconscious screams out in pain and fear at what is to become of it and the hollow vessel of a sapiens corpse it controls like a puppet. But it, too, is not free of will. The mind digs and digs at my empty soul; but to no avail. There is nothing left there to help it escape. There is nothing more dwelling within my being except hate and pain and melancholy feelings of remorse and I seek shelter in promiscuous acts of pleasure. Because, you see, being a very primal, carnal, desire, sex is both easily achieved and perfectly natural. Basic, inherent, pure emotions and sensory stimuli are the only things that I can give or receive, now. The emotions that have been around since the dawn of our corrupt species, are the last ones to dwindle and fade away. But they will.
And it is for this reason that art is still possible for us. Art is not higher-order. Art is not fancy, refined, or elegant. Nor is the best of it produced from over-analytical college professors. The most pure and significant works are created from those poor, tortured souls, from those sad, shattered psyches, and from those among us that are 'less-fortunate.' But aren't we all unfortunate? After all, we're stuck here on this dreary planet with hundreds of millions of others who look almost exactly like us, all milling around and trying to snatch up as much of everything they can before dying a cold and miserable death. So, ... this is why I do not end my life here and now. Although I have almost no reason to continue on through this sick, twisted journey we call "life," in my heart and in my soul -- icy things that they are -- I am already dead.
|02 Apr 2002||scott||drink the medecine you use on your zits|
|01 Apr 2002||Shaggy||Contents of Suicide Kit: <br>
One (1) hamster (condition of hamster may vary) <br>
One (1) tube of "Liquid Nails" <br>
One (1) "Register Your Suicide Kit and Receive a Free Gift" postage paid registration card <br>
Foam Packing Peanuts
|01 Apr 2002||Suicidalgirl4-life||Im 15 and I want to kill myself. A few years ago I was gonna jump off my fire escape but I was caught by my parents. The feeling of suicide went away somewhat when i fell in love with my friend and he said he loved me too. But now we're broken up and it has returned. I have straight f's in school, no friends, no boyfriend and i smoke weed constantly and will try any drug. I think a good way to kill myself would be to overdose on ecstasy or valium. valium would be good i think because I will just fall asleep and never wake up.|
|31 Mar 2002||Nick||put yerself in tha microwave and put it on....|
|31 Mar 2002||Jessie||i don't know i'm only 14, but put a plastic bag over your head. but i want to die, it's my mother i can't do ANYTHING. and me i don't play to kill myself, i'll really do it, i am going to "OD" my self, (over Dose) well, im home alone, i better get to work to die,
|31 Mar 2002||shira||pills, but make sure your parents won't be around for a while to "save" you. also consider the option that it wouldn't work and you'll wake up sick and much more depressed..|
|30 Mar 2002||DeepBlue333||Probably you're thinking about kill yourself because you have many problems that make you hurt a lot, but deep in yourself just want to stop the pain and after this pain stops you won't have a huge suicidal desire. I find help in people who have pass for this, you know something everyone will die one day no matter what we think or want, so why make it faster? why not make it happy in the way, all here know that not everything is fine but always will not be sad, I want to hear you I could help if you let me do it.|
|30 Mar 2002||yimytam||This site is getting boring. I used to come regular but now there are hardly no updates. It's all so shit.
Do better mouchette please-- or did you get a life at last?
if so good luck!
|28 Mar 2002||Bob||WTF! Why do you want to kill yourself!! People love you! Your parents, they clothe u, put a r0ff over u, and if they didn't they would kick u out, suicide is not the answer!!! You will go to hell and burn for eternity! Yes there is a God and heaven and hell! Killing yourself is murder and you will go to hell! FOREVER! IT'S JUST NOT WORTH IT!!!|
|28 Mar 2002||pao||kill yourself, that's your choice. but before you do, think about those things you would probably miss do that for about two days. like everyone missing you.|
|27 Mar 2002||nobody important||When i was 14 i tried to kill myself by electrocuting myself on the third rail of a subway. It would have worked if i'd done it at when nobody was around, but somebody had to "save" me, and call an ambulance. My life has been hell ever since my 13th birthday, i am 16 now, and i have tried to drink myself to death several times over the past two years. Sooner or later i will succeed.|
|27 Mar 2002||takashi||If I could choose the way I'll die
Make it by the gun or knife
'Cause the other way there's too much pain
Night after night after night
|26 Mar 2002||Richard Manfre||Whatever you do don't try using bleach. It only eats away at the inner lining of your esophagus and if it even gets down your throat into your stomach it only eats away at the lining of that too. Bleach is not something that is able to be kept down by your body. I'm not sure why. But it just doesn't. I've tried it before. I drank almost a full cup of it. All that happened was I vomited it up and ruined my mother's carpet and my clothes. I tried this when I was 17. I am now 19. I'm thinking of trying something else again though....|
|26 Mar 2002||doug||what is wrong with you you sick fuck
that is not something to fuck with so i suggest you stop advertising about it.
|25 Mar 2002||was_i_raped?||you don't need a kit... you don't want to end your life while you are a virgin... get an older man/woman who's sick in the head to fuck you until you can't stand it and slit your wrists after sueing them for raping you and making them and your parents and your councelors go through hell trying to comfort you.|
|24 Mar 2002||Brian||I need to get a hold of a gun. I'm only 17, and I need to know where to get one and ammunition. I live in a small town, and I don't know if a pawn shop would sell the gun to me. If anyone would like to sell me their gun I'd highly apreciate it. Email me if you can help me.|