|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|20 May 2002||Avec modération alors...||Je pense qu'il faut aller dans la forêt dans la maison des ours alors qu'il ne sont pas là avec une perruque de boucles blondes, manger dans leurs plats, dormir dans leurs lits, et attendre qu'ils reviennent. Après ils te donneront une télécommande pour changer de dimension et tu pourras alors marcher de biais avec Jean-Hugo le patron du grand baton. Du suicide? Jamais voyons, à part si on est atteint d'une maladie quelconque, dans ce cas c'est de l'euthanasie, mais ailleurs, jamais. Ca serait du gaspillage de sensations haha!|
|20 May 2002||Jean-Constantinople Du Val||Je trouve quand même qu'aborder ça selon un contexte tel est une façon bien malsaine de tourner les gens en bourrique afin de pouvoir se faire une appréciation de leur soi et se revaloriser. Donc avec toutes les imbécilités que tu as pu lire, tous les gens offusqués, sadiques, plaintifs, tu as une bonne raison de vivre ta supériorité qui pourrait aider ces pauvres êtres à survivre dans un si joli monde, non?|
|20 May 2002||Daniel Abensour||Personne n'a survécu pour dire quelle était la meilleure méthode haha|
|20 May 2002||nietzsche||an old, crusty shoelace tied into a noose. that way you get the feeling of impending death, but the string snaps just at the last second.|
|20 May 2002||Mudd Puddle||Sew your asshole, puss or dick up and then staple and tape your mouth shut so you can have all the shit that your full of come out your ears!|
|20 May 2002||Bobo||Playing on the freeway.|
|20 May 2002||rob||jump off your house onto your head. Break your neck, suffocate and then finally die.|
|20 May 2002||LhiLho||i think that you can hang in your bedroom....|
|20 May 2002||Ryan||So many people go out of their way to tell you not to kill yourself. If you are going to kill yourself, JUST DO IT. Don't talk about it. We all know how to die. If you want to die. Then die. There is nothing wrong with dying. It is a very reasonable choice. When you don't want to watch TV anymore you turn off the TV. When you don't want to live any more you kill yourself. I am going to kill myself one day. I am not going to die of natural causes. Sound too simple. Well it is simple. JUST DO IT.|
|20 May 2002||Lowri||i'm not quite sure what to say. think of all the people- friends, family, aquaintances, teachers, pets etc- that you will leave behind. think how upset they would be. it's never nice when someone dies. there's always an easier way out.|
|19 May 2002||Ant||On tuesdays. Find a large. Start evaporating. Funnel. Volcano. exoskeleton. I haven't got the time.
On thursdays. Fill it with. Epilepsy T-shirts. Extrasensory underpants.
on sundays. Patsy Cline. A vibrator with. Jitterbugging flappers and the lost-n-found motor scooters.
|19 May 2002||CBk||get a grip dough! the parents are always the big problem. You foreign parents - learn to raise your kids first|
|19 May 2002||Lee||Death by chocolate|
|19 May 2002||Raskalnikov||Well, let me start out by saying I am an adult.
And for those of you younger than the adult age, I must mention to you that suicide is probably the best thing you can do for you and your family.
The shinto Relgion, for example, believes that suicide is a noble thing, to win back family honor.
Sometimes, if you do something bad, it will tear at your insides forever.
IT NEVER GOES AWAY!
So the best thing to do is to kill yourself.
Life just gets worse and worse. You think it is bad now? Well think of it this way:
All the bad things you do? You'll just keep on remembering them and repeating them. Then you'll do even more and bigger bad things. Best to just end it all now.
NOw, you may ask...Raskalnikov? You are SO smart. What is the best way to actually kill myself?
Well, I'll tell you. It's the only reason I haven't killed myself, is to help other people kill themselves.
Get a garden hose. Put one end into your parent's or your car's tail pipe, and wrap it with a towl.
Open 1!!!! window and put the other end in their, wrap the space above the window with a towel.
Turn on the car. NOW if you have alcohol or pills, take all of those, and put on a nice song on the radio that you like. Do not drink or do anything BEFORE this is set up. You may forget or mess something up.
Also be sure that nobody will be coming home within the next few hours. Don't want them to interfere.
THEN you are off to a better place with no more pain.
*hope this helps*
|19 May 2002||Dominatrix||god, i love lucy cortina. honey, if you don't know what lesbians do together, i'd be more than happy to show you.|
|19 May 2002||Scary||I give you a box. Within the box there is a box, within that box there is a box, inside that box there is a box containing a box. Open that box to find a box which can be opened - open it. Inside there is a box. Meanwhile I give you an other box. Open it. Inside there is a box, a box, a box, a box, a box, box, box, box, box box box box box box box box (say the word 777 times without taking breath whilst opening the box, the box, the box, the box)|
|19 May 2002||§ouless17||the best way to kill urself.. live... u'll die one day... but later than sooner
ive been there done that... but im still alive.. depressed.. but alive
drop me mail firstname.lastname@example.org
|19 May 2002||Tom||Suicide is a state of mind
it is your mind so...
you can change your mind...
|19 May 2002||Kelly||Evryone knows the chances of dying from slitting your wrists are very slim. I know because i have tried it and it honestly doesn't work. The best way to kill yourself is to jump off a really tall building onto the concrete pavement below or to just shoot yourself. You could swallow 100 pills along with some alcohol and pray that it works. I've tried 60 pills and alcohol but hey, i'm still here but i'm still trying to leave this shit earth. Bye people xx|
|18 May 2002||Rio V.||Lighter fluid. Match. Self immolation is simple, spectacular, and symbolic of the burning within. ...if that's the name of your demon anyhow. Just leave your dad a note you'll be borrowing his bar-bee-que supplies.|