Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
28 Sep 2002 Lucy Cortina Why is the world so bloody ungrateful? I probably saved everyone, thanks to the wonders of my bust. And now I discover that my parents met in a mental home!!!
I found out my dad was in there to do with his belief that he was a woman. And mum for...god knows. They met each other, fell in love and ran away and gave birth to a goddess (me!) My uncle told me this.
She leaves me with childminders all the time... any parent should know not to leave me with Podger Pam! She would probably cover me in gravy and nosh me if I wasn't so tough. Beware mum. Your daughter is on the verge of schizophrenia and it's all your fault.
28 Sep 2002 poe se couper les veines, y a pas mieux, tu te bourres la gueule d'alcool, il faut que tu sois bien imbibé et après tu prends un couteau de cuisine bien aiguisé. tu mets a cote de ton poignet et tu tranches dans le vif, surtout fais le dans ta chambre, c'est beau du sang vermeil qui coule, quand tu sentiras que tu vas mourir appelle tes parents en gueulant pour qu'ils te voient crever et qu'ils n'oublient jamais ça et qu'ils en souffrent à vie, et la tu auras ta récompense !!!!!!!!!!!
28 Sep 2002 djipy try to cross the atlantic ocean by swimming
28 Sep 2002 jennie pitchford I didn't actually realise that it would be read, but i have to say i'm not bothered either way. My intention isn't to distract people long enough to make them realise they're being irrational or make them calm down before they take their own life. That's bullshit if they mean it they'll do it anyway when nobody will find them or they won't stop thinking about it until they do.

I couldn't give a shit whether 13 year olds kill themselves or not, i've tried twice one with about 100 ibuprofens and the second time with three packets or extra strength sleeping pills and alcohol. Neither of which were successful but managed to land me in the local psychiatric ward with people telling me i was too pretty to want to kill myself. Dumb fucks make me sick
27 Sep 2002 billy have you ever had something horrible happen to you?, and the only person you can blame is yourself. you beat yourself up. then lick your self inflicted wounds. then comes the pity.
i am my own worst enemy, as the saying goes. i am tired of being tired, and the fruits of my labor taste like boiled cabbage. my tainted spirit is only aided by distilled spirits, so please have a drink with me, i need a friend.
26 Sep 2002 meet the parents My parents are the stupidest morons on the planet earth. They make dumb look brilliant. If the world was run by my
parents we would still be in the stone age. They have done so many things which are stupid... I'm lucky to be alive/but
thanks to them I still whish I was dead.

But here is the thing stupid people don't KNOW that they are dumb and then on top of that they try to act STUPIDER than they really are.

Remember, if you are dumb you can do anything and never take any responsiblity for it, even if you really know what you are doing.

Right, that is the biggest bunch of bullshit on the face of the earth.

That goes for friends, teachers, politicains etc too. If you do something really DUMB that hurts someone don't play the "I'M TOO DUMB TO KNOW what I am doing" game. There are only two types of people in this world, those that take
responsability for there actions and those who don't. The vicitims live with the consequences regardless, forever...
25 Sep 2002 Lee The best way I would say would be overdosing. Its easy, just swallow a bottle of pills, Ive tried failed cos of my mom.
25 Sep 2002 jennie To take all your mother's valium with one of your father's many bottles of whisky
24 Sep 2002 billy when i was a young one, weed, didn't know what it was. then i realized i should always stay high, the weed makes me happy alright, and if you feel like i feel, i got half on your dime.

twenty dollar hollas all day every day, come around my way, you will want to stay. cause the weed makes me happy and hungry is all i can say. fall asleep between the sheets catch me, mary jane bless me.
24 Sep 2002 Lucy Cortina SO..Sadham Insane is gonna bomb us, is he?
Of course, Lucy predicted this in her famous vision of '96. That is why she donated her boobsters to the British army most recently. Taking the initiative in order to save her proud country. "Our country needs YOU" and all that malarchy.
I suspect that they've sent one of my boobs off to the US to protect them too. Not that it will make a difference, when Mr Bush's ego explodes and showers the americans with its poisonous bile. I so hope that Mr Blair is on his walkies with his master when this happens.
Dark times are a comin.. you mark Lucy's words.
(Or breasts - don't you dare!!!)
24 Sep 2002 MR.B JUMP OFF A BRIDGE
24 Sep 2002 MR.B well now that i'm on probation i'm going even more crazy than i already was and resorted back to slicing my body open in different places to take away my pain. i'm going through many things in my life and it's becoming very hard to hold on. marijuana used to be what kept me together but now all i do is think about dying and commiting suicide
23 Sep 2002 Jeanie Does anyone else think that happiness freak didn't make any sense?? Or am I just that slow? he he... never mind don't answer that last one...
23 Sep 2002 Happiness is not found in pleasure, but in PEACE of mind, body.. You are all sad pathetic ignorant peoplpe, who has to realise the truth, or you will continue to suffer. Life is suffering all religions have admitted to that, life is a test, for each and every one of us to improve our character. And on judgement day, your character will be measured and you will be rewarded or punished appropriately.
All suffering is caused by desire, attachment, negative emotions, and ignorance. Destroy all these and your suffering will end.
Do not desire.
Do not attache to things emotionally.
Do not remain ignorant.
The only thing worth seeking in life is the truth. The only thing worth working for in life is the perfection of your character.
Some recommendations to find the truth.
Note I am not of the religion you think I am.
Disciplining the Soul, Breaking the Two Desires, By Al-Ghazali translated by T J Winter
The Remembrance of Death And the Afterlife By Al-Ghazali translated by T J Winter
The Bible the Quran and Science Maurice Bucaille
The Gospel of Barnabas
The Choice Islam and Christianity VI&II Ahmed Dheedat
Mohhammed in Parsi, Hindoo, and Buddhist Scriptures By A.H Vidyarthi and U.Ali
Dialogue with An Atheist Dr Mostafa MAhmoud
Evolution Deceit Harun Yahya Ta-Ha Publishers Ltd
23 Sep 2002 Jeanie So you wanna know what it feels like to get your stomach pumped?? It sucks ass. It makes you basically feel like you were hit by a truck for a few days. You feel weak because the lil bit of good stuff you had in your stomach to keep ya goin comes out with the rest of it. That's why if ya ganna get alcohol poisining or somethin like that... MAKE YOURSELF THROW UP if you want the shit out of ya. Ya get most of tha bad shit out without having to worry about hospitals or anyone finding out about it.... If ya wanna kill yourself you need to skip the stomach pump session and don't do it when people are around and preferably something you won't throw up....

BEST WAYS TO KILL YOURSELF:
1. Walk down the most busy street in your area against traffic... When the BIGGEST vehicle comes by... jump in front of it... you'll be dead and they'll be a really icky mess for the people to clean up... he he he.
2. Walk around a dark alley with just a g-string on. You'll even get some action before ya die ;).
3. When nobody is scheduled to be around for a while... Take EVERY pill you can find in your house... don't worry about the Folic Acid or shit like that, but take the pain medicine and all the other harder stuff... Drink all the alcohol you can find then go lay down in your bed face up. That way if you end up throwin up while your sleeping you'll choke and die anyway.
22 Sep 2002 OHIO STATE CO PRISON FILL UP TUB WITH ICE AND COLD ASS WATER, LAY IN IT AND FREEZE TO DEATH!
22 Sep 2002 FUTURE FUCK MEET MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!
22 Sep 2002 Kungfu Monkey Bioche JOIN KKK and then try to leave!!!
22 Sep 2002 blitz i'm on the verge of suicide...
21 Sep 2002 billy-jeana sharp kitchen knives, just tell mom that your learning to cook.

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