|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|07 Oct 2002||dust of life||the best way to kill yourself is this, believe it or not, i'm doing it! don't try to cut yourself or drink poison, it's painful and stupid, just go buy a big ass knife and keep it with u every time, if someone makes you mad, stab them! join a asian gang and you will have a honor death or live happy wit all the money, drugs, and girls. Kill yourself is stupid, let somebody else do it for you, that way you don't have to blame yourself. this is a serious answer for all those who are trying to suicide!|
|06 Oct 2002||I am me||Life = pain. Death = peace. Learn the rhyme, there's loadsa time, but stay away from the police.
Alcohol, Absinthe or rum..
get that hot guy up his bum. Use prescription drugs with a cig or two, life is shit and you're stuck in the loo.
At the top the air smells nice.. but is it really a better life?
Don't die babes... there are alternatives and living is cool. You may fall in love, you can use alcohol to take away the reality of life too. Anything really!
|06 Oct 2002||Phil||If, like me, you have SA (Social Phobia, Social Anxiety Disorder) then you will already be dead.|
|06 Oct 2002||Isolder||The best way to kill yourself is to get a friend who is just as depressed as you are, and agree to shoot each other in the head at the exact same moment. Suicide? I think not, and you'll be doing each other a favor. Fuck this life, it's all shit anyway, and hell can't be worse than this.|
|06 Oct 2002||larry||Right on, the only people who are really suicidal are already worm food.|
|05 Oct 2002||Laura Markey||the best way to kill yourself is to lie under the water in the bathtub when you are really angry and think about how much you hate everyone and how much they are going to be sorry when you are gone. Wait until you are almost dead & then, well, you can either continue & actually die (which takes some self discipline if you do it this way) or you can come back to life having almost died and feel a bit better knowing that you are the only one that know that you almost died.|
|05 Oct 2002||solublefishzine||i want to bomb bush and america. next is france and the whole europe!|
|05 Oct 2002||a looser....||the best way to kill yourself? whether you're under 13 or not, it is quite hard to kill yourself, I think I will, soon, jump of some skyscraper, but I am not sure yet. I often cut myself in my uper arm with a knife, I like to look at the blood, flowing out, but I don't feel, all I can feel is anger and depression.
I can't seem to feel pain or happiness, and I am convinced that I am a looser, lots of people around me say I am not, but they are just saying that to make me feel better, come on, I am 17 years old, and never had a girlfriend, probably because I am ugly as well, and I don't get the point anyway. If there is a god, then you come in heaven, a wonderful place, for eternity, if there is no god... then what the hell?? Then it wouldn't be worth it to spend 80 years on a lousy earth being a looser, if there is nothing after death, then what is the use o life anyway? I could just aswell end it right now....
|05 Oct 2002||Carolyne||Do-it-yourself crucifixion? Make a face and it'll freeze that way...? Maybe it'll be YOU they find under the Christmas Tree this year...|
|05 Oct 2002||CompuKid||Ok I am in Middle School and 6th grade and i think you should just fuck all the girls in yer homeroom. I mean, it would be a fun way to do it. What would kill you: the gurls slaps!|
|04 Oct 2002||Listen Guys||Guys... I used to be very suicidal... My life was more fucked up than probably more than half of yours. I was expelled from school, no one loved me, I was a criminal, and a drug addict. I tried drowning my self, slitting wrists, and overdosing. Killing yourself is a bunch of bullshit. Don't do it. Think of all the phat things u can do. Who knows what can happen in ur life. YOU MAY SLEEP WITH A 100 girls one night. Think positive people. DON"T listen to those fucking idiots out there who are putting this suicide shit. If you do try and kill yourself, fuck you then. You're just another weak person in the world.|
|04 Oct 2002||Adrian||I'm thinking that the best way to commit suicide would be to shoot yourself in the head. Also if you are unable to obtain a gun then a bunch of sleeping pills, laced with a bottle of strong liquor...|
|04 Oct 2002||Lucy Cortina||I hear this song on the radio every day..every day..it's called "Love to see you cry" by Enrique Iglesias. Aghh it makes no bloody sense!! What a daft song! Perhaps his next song will be "Love to see you break your nose" or something. Well, no need mate when plastic surgery exists! I always said he was into the 'pain game'.
That reminds me of Britney Spears' black leather outfit at the VMA awards this year. What was that girl thinking?! So that's why Justin dumped her, is it... Not content with opening a restaurant she now has to open an S & M parlour! No wonder Justin couldn't cope.. I think it's what's called 'tough love'. Well, love does hurt.
As you can see I hate Britney Spears. I think it's to do with the fact that she's famous for nothing.. for being a total twit. Oh well... I'll have my day... you'll see...
|02 Oct 2002||Jeanie||Well, Drug Addict... if you are just looking for a pain free way to get rid of your life, and you won't do it any other way... then that is probably a sign that you aren't ready to kill yourself. But if you really want a pain free way, (I'm pretty sure it would be pain free... I've never killed myself.. see tha me still here?) I don't see how taking a bunch of pills and drinking alcohol could hurt... even jumping of a really high building would kill ya before you noticed the pain. Just use your mind... pretty much any sick thing that comes up in your head will probably work. But I would recommend seeing if you have the balls to do it in a slow or painful way, with a knife or gun or something like that... if you can do that, then I guess you are as ready as you can be to kill youself... if not... just take a valium, relax, and stop waisting my time....|
|01 Oct 2002||K.G.||What is it like to get your stomach pumped?|
|01 Oct 2002||dee doo||Il n'y a pas de "meilleure maniere"...
Le suicide est une chose affreuse pour la victime comme pour ceux qui restent.
Aucune souffrance personelle ne justifie un tel acte qui n'a pour effet que de contaminer toutes les personnes qui vous aiment ...
Si le monde vous parait assez moche pour vouloir le quitter, sachez qu'il existe d'autres mondes , a l'autre bout de la planete ou tout pres de vous, ou on ne se suicide pas tant la vie y est chere...
Sachez surtout que dans la tete de ceux qui vous aiment, vou s ne pourrez jamais disparaitre completement...
Ne faites JAMAIS ca..
La vie n'est pas faite que de souffrance, et chaque mauvaise passe a toujours une fin. Certains vont tomber amoureux a 70 ans, d'autre vont avoir leur premier orgasme a 35ans, devenir p eintre ou ecrivain, se prendre d'une passion pour un pays ou un animal a l'age de 60 ans...
Les passades suicidaires ne sont que des mauvais caps a passer, et qui, quand on y repense quelques annees apres ont une importance minime dans toute une vie...
La mort nous aura tous bien assez tot alors, ne lui donnons pas plus a manger qu'elle n'a d'appetit...
|30 Sep 2002||dee doo||1) assurez vous que vous voulez vraiment vous suicider, assurez vous que vous voulez aussi détruire la vie de ceux qui vous aiment...
2) une fois que vous êtes certain de vouloir vous suicider, commencez à écrire votre journal... vous devez écrire une page tous les jours en expliquant les motifs de votre suicide, si vous ratez un jour, recommencez...
3) une fois que vous avez fini le cahier, c'est que vous voulez vraiment vous suicider...
4) si quand vous avez fini le cahier, vous avez plus de 13 ans, vous ne pouvez plus vous suicider, car ceci est une méthode pour les moins de 13 ans...
5) la méthode: prenez un pistolet à eau, une boite de tic tac, un fil de laine et un couteau en plastique. Avec une échelle (faites vous aider par votre papa, car ça peut être dangereux...) scotchez le fil de laine au plafond et faites un noeud coulant de l'autre coté... Remplissez le pistolet d'eau bien fraiche... Montez sur un tabouret, passez vous le fil de laine autour du cou, mettez vous un coup de couteau en plastique sur les veines (du coté ou il n'y a pas de dents, c'est moins douloureux)
Avalez d'un coup toute la boite de Tic Tac
Sautez en tirant avec le pistolet à eau...
Voilà c'est fait...
Si ça ne marche pas la première fois, recommencez... avec un autre cahier...
|30 Sep 2002||drug addict||your web page is fuckin gay and a waste of my time i'm looking for non painful affective methods of killing myself|
|29 Sep 2002||MitZY||Oh God. My hunnys movin 2 australia. I mean, can u get any further away? (Bearin in mind im in the UK)
Well, yes, we're ALL gonna get bombed! Cos the world sux! And im gonna cry. Well, lemme c, im anorexic, doped up 2 fukd, alcoholic, neurotic, paranoid, manic depressive and i have small feet. So, u c, there really is no point. But dont worry, ill always stay alive, i made a promise 2 a girl, Donna Brown, that id never do it.....so she died a few days l8r.....
RIP Donna B, 26/02/02, i still miss u, keep watchin me, i know ure ashamed but it wont stop till we're done....
Donna was HERE u FUKAZ, she reached out 2 me but she did erself in! And now im losin my mind!
|28 Sep 2002||Juicy Cortina||Ps - Billy, stop stealing my panties!! I'm too poor to afford washing powder. The stains I find on them are atrocious!|