|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|07 Sep 2002||Lucy Cortina||Oh my.. gosh.. billy! You are really spoiling uz vith zeez chocolates!
I just had a reduction!!!
|07 Sep 2002||Asparagusofsomesort||Eat a raw mole preferably picked of an old woman and after consumption you suddenly realise what you have done and hence will loose all will to live...
As for the method of killing yourself I'd recommend supergluing your nostrils and mouth shut... unless you are able to breathe through your anus, you're DEAD!!! problem solved... I'm free!!!
|07 Sep 2002||Ryan||Hide under your parents car before they leave for work...|
|06 Sep 2002||the marvelous 3||i spend a lot on all the clothes that i got, because all the geeks that i meet they all seem cooler than me. what to do when they're all looking at you. because you're the freak of the week, because you're on the tv.
i got a shrink i swear he's elvis i think he got the coolest suede shoes when i come in with the blues. he says it's all about culture and art but the truth of it is it rips me apart.
can you make me a promise? stop it before it begins. and will you hold on to my head if i ever loose it again?
tell me i sold out. tell me i sold out go ahead.
|06 Sep 2002||Tears||Can I Borrow Someone's Gun, I promise, I'll only need it once.|
|05 Sep 2002||Mega||jump from a hill|
|05 Sep 2002||Kungfu_Monkey_Bioche||Uh I killed myself yesterday and stuff
Guess what... it sucks being dead as well as it does alive, so either way I guess ya gotta live to die, there's nothing different.
|05 Sep 2002||The Marvelous 3||I was checked in by four. Put the sign on the door. I looked out the window of the seventeenth floor. I talked to the city that knows me by name and all the bad things that i do.
I shed five bitter tears into five bitter beers, took a look at my watch and said where have the years gone. I'm wasting away like a castle of clay slowly crumbling too.
I was fucked up by five, talking nothing but jive. Said to the bartender "You'll never take me alive." all of this because my favorite show was cancelled last night on tv.
I called up marie she'll have sex for free, but for ten dollars an hour she will listen to me. We'll talk about rock stars and models on dope, and why i can't cope with this scene.
Every Monday I get this pain.
Every Wednesday it hits my brain.
Every Friday I die,
because everyday, I still think of you.
|04 Sep 2002||Pat||I've read some of the stories on here and i have to say my problems don't seem so bad compared to some of these people... I think everybody goes through that stage where they feel sorry for themselves, but i'm tired of feeling sorry for myself ... and i'm tired of sympathy from other people. My problem (not that it really matters) I'm a big "fuck up" I've been messing my life and others up for a while now.. probably since i became a teenager. But most of my problems right now revolve around a girl (pathetic.. i know). I just can't make any right decisions, can't stay away from the drugs (police), other girls!!! :(
And i treat people like shit. I don't like who i am and every attempt i've made to improve my life has failed . all i do i fuck up worse. it's gotten to the point where i really don't think i can fix it, and killing myself sounds pretty nice right now. I didn't write this for sympathy... just wanted someone to know my story.
I love you Nicole.
|04 Sep 2002||Jiggy||Go to your local street corner and purchase ten of the finest E's and sell a couple to your mates and then scoff the 8 at once after just drinking a bottle of vodka which you paid £20 for because that's the only price the guy outside said it was before he went in|
|03 Sep 2002||billy||CONVERSATIONS OVERHEARD AT A PARTY:
-somebody spiked the punch...
-i thought you spiked it already...
-yeah, i mean i DID, but i'm saying somebody spiked it AGAIN...
-hey guys, what's new and exciting?..
-nothing really, this guy just went and spiked the punch after dude here ALREADY spiked it...
-that's funny, i poured a bottle of rum into the punch before i came over here...
-well, you know what this means...
-_--->HAND OUT ROOFIES!!!
-hey man, do you think it is wrong to TELL a girl your suicidal to get them to sleep with you?..
-that one makes you sound too pathetic. try telling them you're a virgin, that works for me all the time...
-dude, i had to bring my dad...
-what the hell, why'd ya have to bring your dad!?
-he said i couldn't come unless he came...
-how lame is that? listen to what you are saying man, so what if you get mister willie wet tonight. you can't cum unless your dad cums. how you gonna work that one JUNIOR? where the hell is your suck ass dad anyway?..
-he drove down to the distributor to pick up a keg. he said there isn't enough beer here for him AND everybody else...
-well then... if he needs help bringing that keg in here make sure you come and get me, right...
-hey, can i use your truck? i got to go score some pot...
-yeah, here, wait... do i even know you?...
-no man, you don't know me, but i know one of your sisters' friend's boyfriend, he is on the rugby team with me.
-what! man, do you even have a driver's license?..
-funny thing, i had it suspended last year for getting into a nasty accident. this guy wanted me to drive his girlfriend home. i told him i was drunk. he told me i was nowhere near as drunk as he was. man, was he wrong...
-that isn't funny, what makes you think i'm going to let you use my truck then...
-i'm not drunk now...
-you sound drunk...
-that's just because you're drunk. look at my red lips. i have only been drinking PUNCH.
-well, be quick then...
-girl, what you doing at this party?..
-i heard that lucy girl was going to be here...
-what lucy girl?..
-that lucy cortinez...
-oh i know who you're talking about. the one with the big...
-yeah, and the huge...
-right, i know exactly who you talking about, girl...
|03 Sep 2002||Master of the Universe||Yes, Curtis, the world is so beautiful and filled with beautiful people like yourself who call people sick sons of bitches and sick fucks... hmmmm.... think about it, Curtis, honey.....|
|02 Sep 2002||tom||Don't slit your wrists, bin there, dun that, Overdose is best i fink.
Check out placeforpain.cjb.net
|02 Sep 2002||Samantha||Can I please know what is the best hurtless way to kill myself!!! I need to leave this misery!!! Please someone e-mail me and tell me the best way!!! email@example.com|
|01 Sep 2002||Earl Kim||LIFE IS A BITCH!!!
FUCKING DAMN Life is a bitch MOTHER FUCKER FUCKING DAMN!
You know what if?
man life is BULLSHIT
if a like a girl y cant we jus have the courage to ask the girl out. a lot a guys would do it but... i have a problem with that. i like this girl name (uhhh jus say Meg) she is like those "quiet types". i really like her!! Even though we are the opposite of each other she is like really smart in everything especially english and i'm one of those "PUNKS" that want to jus hav fun! LOL Oh yea and no i am not those typical GANGSTA WANNA BE ASIANS!! We both like the same music Alternative. She gets a good grade her GPA is like 3.89 or something and mine is 1.3 LMAO I KNOW I AM LAZY AND MABYE STUPID!!! LMAO The stupid thing about me is that i don't even know how her voice sounds like lol she never talks!!!! Her being quite confuses me. does she even like me or think i'm a immature 16 yr old teen? OMG SERIOUSLY I WOULD ASK HER OUT IF SHE JUS TALK TO ME AND YES ITHE GUY IS SUPPOSED TO TALK TO THE GIRL BUT SHE IS SO FUCKING QUIET!!!!!!!!!! I THINK SHE IS A FREAK OR JUS SWEET, CUTE, PRETTY, SMART, and i can't say nice personality cause the only time i talked to her was on-line LMAO IM A FUCKING LOSER THINKING SHE WOULD EVEN TALK TO ME!!!!!
HELP ME! WHAT SHOULD I DO? I WANT A GIRL'S OPINION NOT A GUY'S (CAUSE GUYS ARE MEAN TO OTHER GUYS SO STFU!)
|31 Aug 2002||-----------||i once tried to slit my wrist and i hit the artery perfectly. i waited to die and was almost successful until my room mate came back two days early from her vacation. i almost lost my hand and had to undergo serious surgery to repair my tendons and actually lost my artery and my ulna nerve. i have no feeling in my pinky and ring finger and a huge scar from the surgery were they had to make extra incisions to repair my tendon. i do not have full mobility and feel pain each day from my wrist. i can do things with my arm but it hurts with each movement.|
|31 Aug 2002||Jeanie again||I didn't say nothing about promoting suicide. I just said that you should have some perspective before gettin all pissy about the whole situation (like you so kindly displayed). I believe life is a beautiful thing too. I actually love my life, but I'm not going to criticize people that don't. I came in here to get some perspective and I did. I see both sides. I don't think that people should kill themselves, but I also can see how they would want to. And most people in here find reasons not to. Dead people can't type and people in here seem to be typing just fine...|
|31 Aug 2002||billy||pittsburgh pa slang: that's what i'm talking about jeanie, that's my girl dog, lighting up the skies babe. yeah! hell yeah!!!
translation: i agree one hundred percent with what jeanie says, and further more wish her the best of luck.
|30 Aug 2002||Curtis||You sick son of a bitch. What the fuck is wrong with you!!!!? How the fuck can you ask such a question!!!!? How!!!? Life is beautiful, a gift to treasure, not to throw away. Sure we all die some day but, you must make every effort to live a full and happy life. You sick fuck how can you promote this!!!? I'll tell you how. 'Cause, if the quality of life is more important than the length of life, then it is the sorry son of a bitch who tries to keep someone alive in pain and despair to satisfy their own selfish beliefs. Even if they are under 13.|
|30 Aug 2002||Jeanie||Lucy, I liked your Aug 26th entry too. I was like Kelly about a few weeks ago, but after visiting a few times I realized that it is all in good fun. If someone is thinking about suicide they can come in here to see how silly an idea it is, and if you aren't, you get to see how other people feel about it to get some perspective. Plus get a few funny as hell stories along the way. If you don't like it you can just mind your own business and let everyone else have their fun and give their point of view. No point being a cunt about it.|