Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
14 Sep 2002 future reflection Well David did make some good points. And of course the question we all want to know.. If you do not believe in God
what does happen after you die. Are you born again or something or just blotted out of existence forever?? Will you come back as a frog?

As for Einstein. His general theory of relativity does allow solutions for time reversal, but there is an interesting catch, even if you see things faster you still live the same
length of time. For example at the edge of a black hole you would see the whole universe's birth and death but your lifetime would still be the same.
Of course quantum mechanics has a whole new story to tell but as a theory is incomplete and needs to be developed.

Anything is still possible.
14 Sep 2002 billy -pillhead violet!...why are you such a pillhead?
-what do you mean, why am i such a pillhead. come here mother fucker! i'll kill you...
-you don't you? well, i don't know why i slept with you, and get the hell off my one nut.

14 Sep 2002 pillhead Violet Billy when we slept together it was very lovely. although I was a bit disappointed with your 1 ball.
14 Sep 2002   This is bullshit.. stupid kids.
13 Sep 2002 ang hey "it was funny": i totally agree with you. in fact, i am probably 100% with you, yeah i dont agree on all of what David said. .. i said that i like the way he thinked, yeah in some ways, but not in others, (like how he wanted to kill himself, and all depressed and stuff) yeah, he sounded kinda just in a bad mood and is using science in a bad way express his feelings. i think he's on the right track, but took a trun for the for the negative direction. anyway, yeah so to clear things up, thats how i really think, poeple. Eintstein is cool, indeed. hey "it was funny" or anyone else if you read this, you can email me if u want, i'de be delighted to talk to someone who is smarter than most people in lots of ways, is open-minded about universe, existence, etc.
13 Sep 2002 Mitzy Oh, laydees, gentlemen and whores, we r gettin very deep on ere rnt we! WoW. Every1s gone all philasophical. I think i spelt that wrong. Ah well. Well, ive worked sumthin out 4 yaz, dont try starvin 2 death! Not good. Makes u very ill and weak and all that. So yeah, ill go now and stop soundin like such a stoned retard. ByE. XxX
13 Sep 2002 distrox attach a respirator to a carbon monoxide tank
13 Sep 2002 It was funny David, you are an idiot, not genious, not smart, just an idiot.

If you were as smart as you think you are you wouldn't say we are animated matter, tsk tsk, we are the BigBang, all our actions and thoughts are bio-electric following the laws of physics that were created when the BigBang, we are not a virus or all that shit a depressed idiot like you say, we are the reaction of an action much above of our perception.

If you want to call yourself a genious just to commit suicide then you are more stupid than the average people, stop shit talking and kill yourself if you like, but if you want to talk about human facts then start by reading the Relativity Theory by Albert Einstein.

I think you created a fake mask just to run out of the reality.
12 Sep 2002 reason i just had to assert that americans are all worthless ignorant assholes for making such a big deal out of the towers thing. you couldn't even begin to call that a tragedy compared to the world. so fucking what some people died..? as a country, america deserved and still deserves more death and "tragedy" for all the unthinkably atrocious things it has done. this fake patriotism is the same shit hitler used to make a holocaust. i have absolutely no respect for anyone that feels this was a tragedy, it was only fair
12 Sep 2002 billy don't you hate it when you leave a shirt at a friend's house, and you have no idea were you could have lost it until you see it on your friend's back. you could have your name embroidered on that son of a bitch and they will swear up and down it's not yours. "uh, i got tommy hilfiger on one of my shirts and he isn't trying say it's his shirt." you know what, i am going to get insanely obese friends so there is no fucking question.
12 Sep 2002 Kate Maybe instead of just talking about it you could just, hmmmmmm let's see, do it. If you're that fuckin anxious to die then just fuckin die because right now you're not living, you're just being depressed and i know when you're depressed you like to talk about it because.. i don't know, for me it was probably for some kind of sick attention but if you're not going to actually do it then get over it, trust me you'll have more fun. And all you guys who say you have all these actual problems, like drugs in the family or your own drug problems, or abusive parents, you're the only ones in here who really have the right to even be complaining. I think that you should tell somebody, the feeling I get is that you guys generally don't want to talk to counsellors or any of that shit and i don't blame you but tell your friend, tell your brother tell your fuckin mom what the hell is wrong with you and try to get on with your life. If you're not even gonna try then i have nothin that you need to hear but cutting yourself up is just a bad idea unless you mean it, because then you have to deal with dumbass questions. So don't play with fire unless you really want to get burned.
11 Sep 2002 Lucy Cortina Billy, it's my breasts of course. Removing them has cursed the world that created me. The world has lost 2 of its 'Great Wonders', or spots of 'natural beauty'. The wonders of surgery.
Makes you wonder though.. did Michael Jackson cause the holocaust?
11 Sep 2002 billy one year ago today a tragic event took place in america... i got drunk and slept with pillhead violet. why do such horrible things happen?
10 Sep 2002 lizzy fall in love with a boy, use him and abuse him everyway you can, dump him, even if u still love him... if you don't die of a heartache i'm sure you'll die from the cuts left on ur wrist
09 Sep 2002 ang I like the way you think, David.
09 Sep 2002 Lucy Cortina Oooh! You cheeky cheeky boy billy! You know what I'm talking about..
I've been thinking, about my breasts. They're too small now. Should I have implants? BUT..I heard that Daniella Westbrook fell over on the pavement and hers exploded or something. They just popped! That scares me. And to have the 2 done at once would cost double, methinks. But, you won't get a man saying "Cor, that's a nice knocker girl!" will you? Men's brains work in a way that only 2 will do.
I don't much understand implants. Do you have to have the air pumped in every so often? Like, if I went to the petrol station do you think they'd allow me to re-pump them?
"Hope you don't mind if I fill the nungas up, mate?" "Sure Luce, that'll be £5.50". And then I could attract all the lorry drivers there as I'm filling 'em up.
Uh, enough of breasts.
I've got some Paroxetime today, I'm hoping that will be good for me.

PS - Billy, I hope you have aspirations to be the nu Eminem!
09 Sep 2002 the incredible hulk okay, i am not twelve-sorry, but do want to kill myself. i am super human freak. you see, at one time i was a successful doctor in a chemical engineering company. then one day the unthinkable took place. an explosion covered me with a mixture of chemicals that mutated me into what i am today. sure, i am strong as a hundred men. fine, i can leap 400 feet in the air. i don't mind being immune to desease or pain, but why did my skin have to turn green? i can't get girls like this. do you know how hard it is for me being so alone? i use my super powers to save the world, yet no one in the world wants to curl up next to me. oh well, anyway the real reason i am writing is for advice. you know, bullets don't penetrate my flesh, and no blade is sharp enough to cut me. i have already derailed a train, so how do i kill myself?
09 Sep 2002   people, post on here, i need something to read while i think about the rocky road ahead of me.... please,
08 Sep 2002 Chicana I'm 13 now been through a lot of shit. Rape divorce abuse sex drugs everything. Life really sucks. They say it gets better but it hasn't for the past 3 years. It's only getting worse. I've tried slashing my wrists 4 times, I've tried overdosing on a bottle of tylenol and drank alcohol. I puked my guts out and ended up in the hospital. I went through therapy and nothing worked. Now I'm thinking about overdosing on tylenol, pepcid ac, and ibruprofen, and drinking a lot of alcohol. Then everyone will be sorry I'll show them and I'll be fucking dead. Then what. Make sure that if you do it do it right!
08 Sep 2002 David Vaskelis First of all if you are seeking help you are not really suicidal. You are just a weak piece of poo that feels bad about the way life treats him and you want to change you situation.
Here is why I will commit suicide as soon as my mother is done dying (I'm waiting because I know that my suicide would kill her) : first, all life on earth will disappear eventually, second, people are stupid, incredibly stupid, I'm a genius (not saying I'm smart or that i think I'm smart, I am a genius) and being a genius is the worst curse you can put on a human being. Why? imagine a world where everybody else is in slow motion, yes slow motion, my perception is faster then most therefore I see everything slower, if your mind could process each frame in a movie you couldnt even enjoy that, that is my life.

And now here are reasons why everybody who finds no happiness in life should die (by the way I have been studied for chemical or physical depression, I don't have that): first, as you know your life is useless. This planet is just a flying twirling piece of shit and you all are just animated matter. Second, anything we as human beings can accomplish is useless, Why? because we are just a nucleus, a very large one but that's all we are, the energy is depleting and no matter what we do we can't stop time. (time is only the logical indication of the decompression of matter) To say this is tomorrow, implies that the world turned on itself once, everytime it moves it's depleting. So since all existence is useless so are you.
Another way to see things is that you want to take part of the human experience. If you do, you are nothing else than a parasite (yes, a parasite grows on a body then sucks the life out of it until it dies and kills the parasite with it, just like americans are doing). Why is being human so important? each american produces 2 tons of garbage a year, we kill, rape, burn , steal, we actually need imposed laws to stop ourselves from killing each other out of sheer stupidity. Kill yourselves. If you are worried about remorse, ask a piece of rotting shit what it thinks about remorse. Wait as long as it takes for an answer. If you are scared of a vengefull god, tell god to fuck himself, cause he certainly never did anything for you, so why praise him? By the way there is no god, or even a need for a god to explain everything...

And about the ways to kill yourselves, I have concluded that the 2 best ways to kill urself without any pain or risk of survival are:
1. jumping off a tall building and dive head first into the pavement.
2. Buy a (I'm not sure if this is the right word because english isn't my first language) generator (that thing you put petrol in and it makes electricity) and put it in your bedroom, take enough sleeping pills to not be woken up for 8 hours and go to bed with the generator on. You will never see the light of day and will die in your dreams.
And to all of you pathetic idiots who post ridiculous comments here: You most of all should be all executed, so the truly human (those who are furthest in thought than in sentiment, because as you know all feelings are from your central nervous system, and that basically is your instinct) could be happy and make a real society, not just an over rated monkey cage. And if you think that I must be nuts to write this kind of stuff, please read the will to power, and also spracht Zarathoustra from Nietzsche, maybe some Spinoza and espescially some Aristotle.

Oh and I almost forgot, no matter what you do of your life, you will end up old (if you are not killed by someone else) or sick, either way you will wish you were dead at some point in your life. The real question is: is all the crap you take really worth the few moments of joy you may or may not get in the rest of your life?
Life is just a slow death, remember that.

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