|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|10 Oct 2002||Tantalizing Tara||Jump into a sewage system, with mouth wide open and don't bother cummin up.|
|09 Oct 2002||CALLY||Do it a really evil and psychotic way.....
removing as many organs as possible from your body before dying and leaving them under your parents' pillow
nunight..... sleep tight mummy and daddy x x
|09 Oct 2002||Jeanie||well "a looser"... I haven't had a boyfriend ever and I'm 17 yrs old, and pretty damn cute if I do say so myself. I don't understand why that has anything to do with wanting to kill yourself. If that has anything to do with the person you are to be with then that isn't the person for you. Other people's close minded asses shouldn't have anything to do with the way you feel about yourself.|
|09 Oct 2002||The ZAApperr||Best Suicide kit? A wooden box. Open it up and inside is a big red button on a velvet cushion. Push the button and you are gone, just dissapear.|
|09 Oct 2002||Who would write a web page like this?
You sick sick, sick sick sick, sick sick sick sick sick fuck.
|09 Oct 2002||why is it so hard???||Mouchette I agree with "hairy Larry" and whoever he agreed with and whoever they agree with. Seriously all these geniouses need to come up with some really good ways of committing suicide.
Why is it so fucking hard to kill yourself. FUCK!! Jumping off a building and running a generator in your room are not good ways to kill yourselves, nor is drowning in a bathtub, drinking chemicals etc but is a good way to hurt yourself permanently.
I just read in the US that 1500 people a day attempt suicide, but only 80 succeed. That means the chances of success is less than 1 in 10. That means that most people fuck up and end up fucked up.
......So commiting suicide is harder than it seems and for those of us who want to go through with it, let's see some really good ideas.
|08 Oct 2002||sophie||this site is cool. i never knew suicide could be so much fun! i'm sick of all the other crap suicide sites.
i just love it when people suffer and try to kill themselves. don't you? have you got a picture gallery too? they've got some really pretty pictures at rotten.com
for all you sad, suicidal people out there, get a life! how can you be so pathetic as to kill yourself and have people like me laugh at you?
|07 Oct 2002||pier.||have you ever tried to jump from the sidewalk ? you might fall in an uncorrect position that leads you to death ...only if you're lucky.|
|07 Oct 2002||dust of life||the best way to kill yourself is this, believe it or not, i'm doing it! don't try to cut yourself or drink poison, it's painful and stupid, just go buy a big ass knife and keep it with u every time, if someone makes you mad, stab them! join a asian gang and you will have a honor death or live happy wit all the money, drugs, and girls. Kill yourself is stupid, let somebody else do it for you, that way you don't have to blame yourself. this is a serious answer for all those who are trying to suicide!|
|06 Oct 2002||I am me||Life = pain. Death = peace. Learn the rhyme, there's loadsa time, but stay away from the police.
Alcohol, Absinthe or rum..
get that hot guy up his bum. Use prescription drugs with a cig or two, life is shit and you're stuck in the loo.
At the top the air smells nice.. but is it really a better life?
Don't die babes... there are alternatives and living is cool. You may fall in love, you can use alcohol to take away the reality of life too. Anything really!
|06 Oct 2002||Phil||If, like me, you have SA (Social Phobia, Social Anxiety Disorder) then you will already be dead.|
|06 Oct 2002||Isolder||The best way to kill yourself is to get a friend who is just as depressed as you are, and agree to shoot each other in the head at the exact same moment. Suicide? I think not, and you'll be doing each other a favor. Fuck this life, it's all shit anyway, and hell can't be worse than this.|
|06 Oct 2002||larry||Right on, the only people who are really suicidal are already worm food.|
|05 Oct 2002||Laura Markey||the best way to kill yourself is to lie under the water in the bathtub when you are really angry and think about how much you hate everyone and how much they are going to be sorry when you are gone. Wait until you are almost dead & then, well, you can either continue & actually die (which takes some self discipline if you do it this way) or you can come back to life having almost died and feel a bit better knowing that you are the only one that know that you almost died.|
|05 Oct 2002||solublefishzine||i want to bomb bush and america. next is france and the whole europe!|
|05 Oct 2002||a looser....||the best way to kill yourself? whether you're under 13 or not, it is quite hard to kill yourself, I think I will, soon, jump of some skyscraper, but I am not sure yet. I often cut myself in my uper arm with a knife, I like to look at the blood, flowing out, but I don't feel, all I can feel is anger and depression.
I can't seem to feel pain or happiness, and I am convinced that I am a looser, lots of people around me say I am not, but they are just saying that to make me feel better, come on, I am 17 years old, and never had a girlfriend, probably because I am ugly as well, and I don't get the point anyway. If there is a god, then you come in heaven, a wonderful place, for eternity, if there is no god... then what the hell?? Then it wouldn't be worth it to spend 80 years on a lousy earth being a looser, if there is nothing after death, then what is the use o life anyway? I could just aswell end it right now....
|05 Oct 2002||Carolyne||Do-it-yourself crucifixion? Make a face and it'll freeze that way...? Maybe it'll be YOU they find under the Christmas Tree this year...|
|05 Oct 2002||CompuKid||Ok I am in Middle School and 6th grade and i think you should just fuck all the girls in yer homeroom. I mean, it would be a fun way to do it. What would kill you: the gurls slaps!|
|04 Oct 2002||Listen Guys||Guys... I used to be very suicidal... My life was more fucked up than probably more than half of yours. I was expelled from school, no one loved me, I was a criminal, and a drug addict. I tried drowning my self, slitting wrists, and overdosing. Killing yourself is a bunch of bullshit. Don't do it. Think of all the phat things u can do. Who knows what can happen in ur life. YOU MAY SLEEP WITH A 100 girls one night. Think positive people. DON"T listen to those fucking idiots out there who are putting this suicide shit. If you do try and kill yourself, fuck you then. You're just another weak person in the world.|
|04 Oct 2002||Adrian||I'm thinking that the best way to commit suicide would be to shoot yourself in the head. Also if you are unable to obtain a gun then a bunch of sleeping pills, laced with a bottle of strong liquor...|