|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|17 Dec 2002||chantal||I love you, my darling mouchette, but i can no longer take this masochism. good night, mon amie.|
|17 Dec 2002||Violent||The way I would kill myself:
1. First of all get a knife and a 9mm
2. Go to school and slit Stephani Wilson's fucking throat for being the bitch that she is.
3. Make sure she is still alive
4. Look her in the eyes and say "This is because of you!"
In case you don't know Stephani Wilson
She lives in Pendleton County, Kentucky
She is a sophmore in Pendleton County High School
Her boyfriend is Adam Ramsey who is also a sophmore
Her parents names are Anne and Terry
|16 Dec 2002||younes||Bon..voici l'avis d'un mec quin pense au suicide:
-se mettre une ceinture d'explosifs et exploser en emportant ta maman-je te donnerai le recette pour les explosifs si tu veux-
-aimer un barbu du quartier-tu porteras le voile,et tu sortira de la maison seulement vers la tombe-
-aller à Manhattan net crier haut et fort:I LOVE BEN LADEN
alors farhana-heureuse- ?
|16 Dec 2002||ear parcel||ingredients:
as many bottles of medication pills as you can get your hands on. the more volatile the better.
access to an open window in a tall building.
take the pills first, as they will act on you the slowest.
then, standing next to the window, slice your wrists.
after wrists have been slit, throw yourself out the window.
but that isn't playing suicide. that is actual suicide. it seems fool proof to me.
|16 Dec 2002||Josj||The best way is to hang yourself. Be carefull and put on a tight plastic pant so you will not piss or shit the floor when you are dead... It is the best way because when people find you they imemdiately know it is a suicide. When taking pills there is always the question until after investigation in a hospital?!? So if you are really concerned abouth people after you're gone, you better hang yourself wearing plastic. It will give you also your maybe first and certainly last sexual experience. So first try to hang yourself halfway through and if you like it sexually then you can do it again and again like me! Dying is real fun if you do it over and over again.
maybe we can dye together sometime??
|16 Dec 2002||omar||1. put head in toilet
2. flush repeatedly
3. plug in the hair dryer
4. put hair dryer in toilet
5. put head in toilet
6. flush repeatedly
|16 Dec 2002||it doesn't matter any more||this is my last night alive im going to kill myself in half an hour. fuck this world!|
|16 Dec 2002||-||lies, negative indoctrination of our good selves promote feelings of such hopelessness, powerlessness
that suicide -or the slower death of addiction seemed to be the only way to stop the pain
|15 Dec 2002||Worthless||im 15 and i was going to ask you the same thing. do you have any information on a suicide that created the least amount of physical pain? oh.. and i don't think its right to sell a toy like this... it's kinda like that sketch with that guy trying to sell a bag of broken glass... but, it may give people of any age ideas if they are suicidal. no.. i don't personally believe in the sinful hell. if you kill yourself crapp, but... if you have a list, you could perhaps email me?|
|15 Dec 2002||The Chad||Take a sharp edge bottle opener.. and start peeling your gums away from the teeth... then take a pocket knife and slice the gums from between your top two teeth up to your nose.. Then take the two flaps and slowly peel your face off. Then run out into the streets screaming "God has turned me into a bomb!" Make sure there are cops around when you do it.. If you don't bleed to death from the whole face thing, the cops will surely shoot you down..|
|15 Dec 2002||jeanie||Neva had a kid so I'm not at the point of lactatin... so no bullets as of yet.. :P|
|15 Dec 2002||auguste fontaine III jr.||under 13 what ? elehants ? spells ? meters tall ? days from christmas ? 13 % homofobic ? under 13 criminal charges ? 1259 ?|
|15 Dec 2002||don Q||waiting.......... waiting...... watching tv...... waiting..... go shopping..... waiting..... watching more tv..... listen to politics (rightwing stuff).... wait a little more.... by reaching 30 or 35 years, you will be stone dead & NOONE WILL NOTICE|
|14 Dec 2002||Heather||The best way to kill yourself is to drink a bottle of bleach and then put yourself in the dryer.|
|14 Dec 2002||Lucy Cortina||What bullets do you have?|
|14 Dec 2002||Ryan||I really don't like blood or guts or anything like that, so I think pills are probably the best way to go. I have taken 20 Valums, and was in the hospital for weeks, that was when I was 15. Now I am 18 and I know that I will have to probably take 40 or more, and the good news is - - is since we are living in the technology age, you can buy them on almost any drug store site....
My life fucking sux, I don't believe in Jesus, or any of that religious bull-shit....So when I disappear, I will not have to suffer any more!
|14 Dec 2002||Jeanie||I got weapons of my own babes. You can come too Lucy... he he. Chick/Guy... doesn't matter to me :P I'm game.
Well, off to that stupid hell of a place I call work... or is that home? I get confused which one is hell and which one is prison... Oh well.
|14 Dec 2002||Jon Yodice||slice your throat open|
|14 Dec 2002||Lucy Cortina||Hey hands off Jeanie! Otherwise it's back-in-the-lamp time for you...
I have my weapons and I'm not afraid to use them.
READY.... AIM.... FIRE!!!"
|13 Dec 2002||Danny Keaton||Two years of searching and I end up here. Agent Lucy Cortina of the SSSS was found to be M.I.A. two years back. Oh, that's Super Sexy Spy Sex, Britains top escort service. You cannot escape the agency forever, Lucy.
Daniel Keaton of the SSSS