|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|07 Jul 2002||Jessica||The best way to go is the slowest way to go... just make sure you lock the door... Slit your Wrists, the Virgin Suicides is a great movie about it. If you want to leave a bloody mess... that is the way to go. Slow punishes you for the very last time.|
|07 Jul 2002||Lucy Cortina||Billy, I feel for you. My grandad has problems similar to yours. You know what they say... loose lips sink ships, and loose bowels.. er.. scare owls? I dunno. I recommend some Immodium Plus, mixed with salt and milk.|
|06 Jul 2002||billy||lucy!!!, to see you again makes my bowels move in an explosive way, great to see you. remember they are never too big. that's what the typical american male believes. wow, that puts me in such a great mood i will talk about something depressing.
a man can only take so much before he snaps... his fingers and wishes everything would go away, like some miracle granted from on high. to think people say rock bottom is the lowest you can go. i should get a job being a professional excavator.
|06 Jul 2002||Gary-17yr||k...
I'm about to do this right, and-do it now.
I'm here in arken-red-neck-vill.... I can't take it, I figured I'd do some reading about suicide before all of this, and I found this site, and so I just wanted to give my last words and a bit of a story about this.
My name is Gary Linton, I was born and lived for 9 years in a town in Missouri, and then to where I am now. My parents never listened to me, especially when my uncle forced me to give him oral sex when I was 7. I was beaten by my father for "degrading a respectable man" FUCK HIM!! My parents neglected me when I was a child, never giving the time for me, all they cared about was... was their stupid fucking jobs and money for a real house.... Hitting me when they had a problem with something not even related to me.
I just hate life in general and I have read what a lot of you have said.. You're right. Fuck those who don't get how shitty life can be, fuck those snobs down the street with the $100 shirt, hat, shoes and pants that are all pre-worn. Fuck my uncle who got away with something no one even believes me for. I don't fucking give a shit!.... heh, Dad finally left the gunrack unlocked....
You'll reading this, maybe even mail me and say "funny message"... well, I won't be here to say "thanks" back. I'm hitting enter, and then blowing my brains out, I suggest if you're under 13 then you can do it too.
count to 10 starting now... Bye
|06 Jul 2002||Drew||well, Q-tips miht be a fun way to go. Filling ones oesophagus with a handful might be slow, but fun. more entertaining way could be.........
Taking a fork with a grounded handle, and a long wire hanging from the end, opposite the points, you plug the wire into an electrical socket, and stab yourself in the heart, the shock would most likely stop your heart.
Flavoured bleach, plain and simple, include a bottle flavoured bleach that has a sweet flavor to it.
Walk out to the railroad tracks right when the 5:30 express train is coming and lay your head right on the track as it's comming. ::SNAP!:: Lights out.
the simple hair drier, and bath.
getting piss drunk and before sleeping take a whole other bottle and sleep on your back.
your dad's shotgun.
leaping in front of a speeding truck on the high way.
offer yourself to a stranger on the side of the road, they'll kill you, and you'll loose your virginity on the way out.
but me, I'd prefer playing russian roulette with a magnum 5-8 chamber
|06 Jul 2002||Lucy Cortina||I would just like to declare that my nunga-nungas are at bursting point. What shall I do? I've snapped 4 bras already. My sister now uses them as tents for her dolls. I can't afford a reduction. When I'm doing exercises they swing about so much! At this rate I'm going to knock someobody unconscious. At this rate I'm going to need 2 shopping bags for my breasts!
If Shitney Spears ever wants a bit of a REAL woman, she could certainly have my breasts.
Any help would be much appreciated - and I am v. willing to appear on any big-boob fetish websites.
|05 Jul 2002||shakira||OH..., Carbon Monoxide can be problems too. Newer cars give off much less carbon monoxide and you can end up with permanent brain damage without being killed in any case if something goes wrong (car runs out of gas while passed out, some leaks out of the garage so not enough to kill, someone discovers you while passed out). Don't kid yourself suicide is tricky business....|
|05 Jul 2002||Lucy||That sounds a better option, and probably more painless. I'm just miffed as to why you need to do this. Trust me, life does get shit now and then, and sometimes lasts for ages. I should know, my life is as pooey as can be.
But things can only get better. Please don't do it.
|05 Jul 2002||TonyBazzelle||Well what about carbon monoxide poisoning. I guess that would be my second option. Second because I would have to do that at home (my only access to a private garage). Can anything go wrong with that Lucy?|
|05 Jul 2002||ramzi||je suis un enfant de 27 ans je veux finir ma vie à cause d'un amour impossible? donnez des méthodes SVP? je suis sérieux alors donnez-moi de bonnes suggestions. avec ou sans vous je mourrai, donnez-moi la bonne méthode pour protéger ma bien-aimée des rumeurs. merci de votre compréhension|
|05 Jul 2002||ramzi||je veux mettre fin à ma vie et je veux en finir sans que quelqu'un reproche ma mort à quelqu'un d'autre, c'est une mort presque naturelle. je ferai tout.
|05 Jul 2002||Hopeless, Useless and High||I'm 15 years old, from the USA and I think life sux! No one understands me, my parents think I'm crazy and that I say I don't wanna live just to get attention. Fuck attention! I just want out. I've seen too much, done too many drugs and know too much. I've got too many problems to keep on living. I can't find a good bf, I spent all my money on concert tix and weed so now my phone is about to get turned off and I owe money on all my credit card bills. I grew up watching my parents and ppl I didn't know doing drugs and committing countless crimes, two of my parent's friends committed suicide and although my parents always talk about how they took the easy way out, I think it took courage and I admire them for going through with it. If only I could get the courage to do it. But I figure I should use the time I have left to fuck around, skip school, not listen to authority figures and just drink and do as many drugs as possible, if i cant find a way to kill myself I'm sure that if I keep these habbits for a while I'll die soon anyway (and have fun in the process)
Peace Out fellow suicidal ppl
|05 Jul 2002||mel||that is the worst thing i have ever heard! also very very sad that someone would make a site like this! god have mercy on your soul!|
|04 Jul 2002||Lucy||Tony, trust me, you don't want to do that. I may be joking on here all the time, but I do know that that is no peaceful way to kill yourself. Trust me. You won't just "fall asleep forever". You will start vomitting like there's no tomorrow. Vomitting blood.
It will be extremely painful and you will end up in hospital. I don't know a peaceful way, that is NOT it.
|04 Jul 2002||shaun||i want to die because my life is shit|
|04 Jul 2002||TonyBazzelle||I'm planning on comitting suicide and I'm trying to do it in the most peaceful way possible. I want to overdose on sleeping pills and go to sleep forever. I was curious as to whether I could use run of the mill products like Sominex I can get at the grocery store. Also, will alcohol help, and how many should i use?|
|03 Jul 2002||I'm fucked up||This site is fucking depressing, i mean, i feel depressed myself too often and reading all this stuff makes me feel worse, the fact is that i'm a computer genious (or so everyone tell) kid that is being paid better than his father but i have no friends, all who search for me is for buissnes or things like that, no one cares how i feel or remember my birthday or anything and i'm starting to feel really bad, after work all i do is stay in my 4000 buck computer hours and hours, no one calls the phone, no one really cares... This is so fucking depressing, my only friends are those of videogames but there comes the time when you need someone else and i can't even talk to a girl cause i start to feel all nervous and end fucking it all... And after reading everyone else comments.. Well, now i feel worse...|
|03 Jul 2002||Lucy Cortina||Billy babe, I've hardly no time to be here. I've been subjected to a mum making me go for rides in the country, claiming "it'll do you good!" God knows how being seen in public with your parents will "do you good". It's torture. Death by boredom, not recommended for squeamish folks.
I read in the paper this week that Britney Spears is getting "fat". What, like she stuffed her face with a bowl of lettuce and ate 2 grapes instead of 1? I don't think so... If Britney is fat, then what are the rest of us?
|03 Jul 2002||billy||cigarettes are going up one dollar in tax this sunday that makes them almost five dollars in my area and more in others. many of the people who smoke and like to bitch about things claim they are going to quit. too bad they are hopelessly addicted. i think i am going to buy stock in nicontrol. that way i can afford to keep smoking.|
|03 Jul 2002||Felix||yeah i was just curious about how many sleeping pills it would take to kill myself painlessly. can i use the kind i buy at the grocery store, should i combine with alcohol... any help is greatly appreciated|