|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|02 Jun 2014||beyond deranged volume 1||Do a sexy web cam where you begin to self mutilate until you cut off all your skin and then talk like austin powers and say... "do I make you hornybaby?"|
|02 Jun 2014||The anti-anti||If you are down and need a pick me up try reading the arab news like al jazeera. They always talk about killings. If a bunch of dead muslims dont cheer you up nothing will.|
|02 Jun 2014||free home security systems....||Its a known fact the world is going to shit. Therefore, there has never been a better time than right now to kill yourself. Lets hold a festival. August 2014... the first ever annual suicide fest. Thousands will gather for this. And people will even respect this once a year suicide festival because all proceeds will go to helping people and doing good things. The first annual suicide fest will be held on the banks of the ganges river in honor of pollution and those fake indian telemarketers who want to scam you. This will be done in hopes the scammers will show up and kill themselbes so we dont have to deal with them anymore. You know they hate life if they have to scam people to live.|
|02 Jun 2014||Charlie Pecan||Choke on some peanuts.|
|31 May 2014||Marshall Applewhite||Join a cult that believes an alien spacecraft is following a comet and if you killyourself you can get on this spacecraft and go to heaven. It is fairly standard these cults have an injection or a fruity drink and you fall asleep and die peaceful. Some times it gets a little weird and if you are a male you get castrated and females are disemboweled. Those are the cults that are less desired. Its generally easy to find a cult these days just google it and read there indoctorination propoganda, give them a call and say you totaly agree with the website and you want to join. If they want you to pay money to join its not a real suicide cult; its just a scam to get your money. This type of cult is just a fake suicide cult that only gives an appearance that this could be your way out. Trust me on this, if you want to killyourself and you want to join a suicide cult they wont want your money because if it is a real suicide cult they are about to be dead they dont need your money.|
|30 May 2014||bisacodyl 60mg||A suicide kit should have laxative brownies with red dye or food coloring. That way you could pretend you are dying from ebola.|
|30 May 2014||script for short parody||Me: I need to wash some clothes
My Mum: you are always in the way, I wish I never had you.
me: I just want to die. Fuck this shit.
|30 May 2014||just a friendly vj||Put the point of a sharpened pencil into your nostrils. Now slam your face on a table and make the pencil go up into your brain. They will probably say it was an accident.|
|30 May 2014||deadicus septicus meridans||I took a trip to the beach today. As I was walking along the beach I came to a building with water fountains, and some showers, and a few vending machines with candybars and chips. So I am sitting in the shade on a bench eating my funyons now. And as I looked up I noticed a high wall surface with a light fixture glaring just to the left of the light bulb. I reached into my pack and got the paint pen and on this very well lit and visible spot on the wall I wrote "mouchette was here"
I sat back down on the bench to finish my bag of funyons and just looked at my vandalisim/artwork and thought its a good day.
|30 May 2014||Peter||Jump, just jump out the window at the 89 floor.|
|29 May 2014||mind control potion number 4||Always remember there is no problem to big or complex that suicide will solve. The first step is deciding you are going to overcome. The next step is to eat elk. Elk and reindeer both contain high concentrations of vitamins that are known to peak sexual frustration and anal sepage between the hours of 3pm to 5 pm.|
|29 May 2014||honesty.||Its truely astounding how many people on here pour out there manic depressed rants thinking that somehow it will help them. Resistance is futile. Either get happy pills or slit your wrists every other tuesday. If you are still looking for answers on why, lets chaulk it up to incest and various other genetic disordersin your ancestory. So simply, if you dont have the courage to struggle with this through life just go ahead and self destruct.|
|29 May 2014||celeste in nightmareland||The pixels are blinding me. It is so hard to want to live with a heroine addiction. When you come down you feel like you are going to die without some more. Its only a matter of time before you start to get sick and feel weak. If the deal dont get up until ten thirty that kills the chance of getting a job so you have only a few options left. Steal and rob stores or you can do what I do to afford my heroine is work at a gentlemens club as a dancer. Its a great way to meet the clients. It is the only job I can do. I feel so empty. I am just a shell of a person. My daily routine is wake up and tie off right before I get going for the day. This is a very small amount what I saved from the night before. Its just enough to keep me from starting withdrals. Then I take a shower and eat a piece of toast and text my dealer and wait for him to text me back. Then I go get my daily fix and I have to give him whatever sexual favors if I am short money. Then I got to hurry and do a bump. Once I level out I go to work and get on stage for a bunch of perverts and take off my clothes and shake my ass and titsand they give me money. Normally I take a break and do another bump. After I level out in the back room I ussually find some guy who gives me four to five hundred for the night. I am so tired of servicing guys just to be able to pay for my heroine and some food. All the sick disgusting things I have to do for them, and you cant wash that kind of dirty off. I hate my life. I have tried to quit doing heroine five times and I get so sick I think I am going to die. And you just want it so bad. I am going to die anyway so I may as well just overdose. The next time I get a big bag I am just going to fill a syringe all the way up and shootit in the left side of my neck. Right in the artery straight to the brain. When I die I am going to feel like I am floating on clouds of silk. And the worst part is since I have been sleeping with men for money now I have HIV. My life is over. I dont want to suffer. I am probably going to overdose before this is even posted. I just needed to get this off my chest and now I feel better. Goodbye.
|29 May 2014||ibuthoZulu||Isikhathi sesifikile...
Yena ukudlwengula abantu bami...
Ngenjoba yena ukudlwengula lakithi...
|28 May 2014||reimudakku||eat more candies. tooth decay will kill you then.|
|25 May 2014||a leech||Obviously my life is in shambles. A total wreck. Why else would my co-dependance have me here other than to grasp ahold of someone like a leach only to suck the life out of you as I use you to fix me and my life. Tell me of all the ways I must feel so my life will be better. Tell me why it isnt that bad and please tell me how to view the world because my view is obviously faulty. I need you to be needed. I want you to need to be needed. My co-dependancy will not allow you to fix me up all the way because then I will be lost with out my closest friend and confidant. I want to tell you all my dirty secrets so you can change me. But in the end I wont change.|
|25 May 2014||p$ych0h0lic-ic-ick. ic-ick.||After the last meal of the day walk in front of the television and just start stabbing yourself while your family watches. Sneak a knife from the kitchen. And remember, its not like on TV when someone gets stabbed. In real life getting stabbed does not hurt that bad at all.|
|25 May 2014||17 nails in my forehead||If you are a warped twisted fuck this is the new cool thing to do. Make a youtube video of you hammering nails into your body. Winner has most nails in one video. I got to nail 17 before I fainted.|
|25 May 2014||deeply concerned mother of 4||A suicide kit used to be good clean fun. Now suicide kits are made in china and are not safe for children to play with. The cheap china made suicide kits have lead paint and many small parts that a small child could choke on. They even come with warning labels that say not suitable for children under 3 years of age. This is an outrage. My children should be able to play suicide without the risk of death or lead poisoning.|
|25 May 2014||suicide week episode one.||Hello kids!!! Today we are going to talk about suicide and all the reasons why you shouldnt kill yourself. Reason number one. Everyone hates you and secrely wants to kill you anyway. Reason number two. Everyone hates you, and secretly wamts to kill you. Reason number three. Everyone hates you and secretly wants to kill you. Reason number four. Everyone hates you and secretly wants to kill you. And finally, reason number five. Everyone hates you and secretly wants to kill you. Of course there is always an exception to the rule and here the exception would be everyone wants to rape you and then kill you. Well, I think we covered enough for today, tune in tommorow for the second episode of suicide week where we will discuss common household cleaning chemicals and how to mix them.|