|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|26 Oct 2002||Jeanie||Ahhh... so billy is under your bed eh? I was wondering where that fucker escaped to. My sexual prowess was too much for him i guess. Decided that he couldn't handle it so he ran away... I have got to change the locks on my closet door.|
|26 Oct 2002||N||oh fuck crap is there n e way to take away your name and email away from your post? i NEED help please please contact me if its possible|
|26 Oct 2002||Kev||Drink until you nearly pass out, with 'Electric Storm' on by U2 and then, with a bottle of paracetamol in your hands, realise that life has a lot more to offer than killing yourself.|
|25 Oct 2002||Lucy Cortina||Billy flew to me on a plane because of a general lust for a breasted sex goddess. There was no way I was letting him come near me with his huge bishop, and so with my tongue I sliced it clean in two.
He now resides underneath my bed. When feeling generous I allow him a crust or two of bread.
The lesson to be learnt here is this -
do not fall in love with a Cortina.
|25 Oct 2002||Niki||I hate myself i want to die, in the words of Kurt.
When others hate you and you can't find the reason all you can conclude from it is that you're a horrible person.. and you believe it and you hate yourself too... kill me now... i agree with the vengeful suicide note, but as you're not there to enjoy your revenge there's no point. I LOVED YOU AND I TRUSTED YOU AND YOU BETRAYED ME, BROKE ME, AND TREATED IT AS A JOKE. That's what mine would say. YOU NEVER REALISED, DID YOU? THAT ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND NOT SAY THE WORDS AND I WOULD STILL BE HERE, I'D STILL BE ALIVE. People say intelligence is a blessing. To me it's a fucking curse. How do you feel when you're the brain of a 19-year-old trapped in a six-year old's body? Bored shitless i can tell you. So when i tried to kill myself they all said, she's just a little girl, she doesn't know what she's doing. YES I FUCKING DID! And now at 12 i guess i'm going through what would be my midlife crisis and i want to die, i still do, and goddammit! Grant i will, just you see, and live with the 'joke' for the rest of the life knowing it killed me you bastard.
|25 Oct 2002||life is good||funny site btw, if this site was run by the government, that post would never have made it. most of you are just plain sick though|
|25 Oct 2002||annette||yes yes ive been here soo many times writing how this is the time im gonna end it. well that thing that seomone wrote that u should slit your wrists then sit in a hot bath. i never tried that. maybe that is why it never worked when i slit my wrists. and also when someone wrte to OD on an empty stomach. DUH im so stupid no wonder why every time that i did OD all i did was throwup the food with the pills. well anywayz yea life sucks ass and i feel like such a worthess piece of shit. well i think im gonna try the wrist thing after school tomorrow and since its winter i can cover it up by wearing long sleeve shirts:) ok cya|
|25 Oct 2002||Mmmm pie||lo Bob, want some pie? mmm pie, pie is good for the artery, but too much pie make you bloated and artery go pop, then no more Bob to eat pie yeeeees
Since history began, man has asked the eternal question: What... is the best pie. Tonight we answer that question.. .lets call assistant *pop* who the fuck are you?? 'I am the mysterious chicken' eer want some pie? 'no it's ok thank you.... i am here to kill you all' you sure you dont want pie... its beef pie 'beef hmm..ok...mmmm pie' pie good? 'pie kicks ass mmmm' so why are you mysterious chicken?? 'mmm pie.. err because i can dance' is that all? 'eeer i can... hide.. things.. too..' i can eat pie, more pie?? 'is it beef pie??' No... it's chicken pie you mother fucker now eat pie till you die so i can eat you in a pie
The moral of the story: Aint life so damn ironic
BRING ME PIE
|25 Oct 2002||josh||guess this falls under offering help:
if anyone wants to talk they can just email me because there are reasons to live
most of you i guess have nothing better to do with your time than post on this site. some may call it sick, but what is sick, our own morality decides what is sick. this morality is flawed.
|24 Oct 2002||I am the great cornholyo||I keep noticing that the more I come... the more people seem to stop coming. I guess some people actually serious about this suicide stuff... eeek. Scary though... nice to know most of you people just talk about religion and poopie... he he. And where the hell did Billy go?|
|24 Oct 2002||dawn||I think that no matter what, everyone deep down doesn't want to kill themself|
|23 Oct 2002||Doris||hey i've got a message from cary peppermint. he says HEY WHAT'S UP!|
|23 Oct 2002||deadorc||breathe. it just takes a while.
|23 Oct 2002||Fuck this Goddam Shit!!!||Lucy your post on poop was very interesting. What do suicide and poop and religon have in common? Actually this topic has been researched extensively and the results compiled in the Ideology and Religion Shit List:
Agnosticism- What is this shit?
Atheism- I do not believe in this shit?
Baptisim- You are shitting wrong, therefore will be punished
Buddhism- If shit happens it really isn't shit
Calvinism- Man is nothing but shit
Catholicism- Shit happens to you because you are bad
Communism- Everyone's shit is everyone else's shit
Evolution- Shit is getting better all the time
Feminism-Men are shit
Hinduism- This shit is not a religion. It is a way of life.
Islam- If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Judaism- Why does shit always happen to us?
Lutheranism- Catholicism is shit
Materialism- whoever dies with the most shit wins.
Mormonisim- God sent us this shit
Utilitarianism- Lets make the best of this shit
|23 Oct 2002||Wizman||Se recouvrir d'une fine couche de béton et laisser un mot dans ce genre à côté : "Voici la statue que je veut sur ma tombe. Ca change des pierres tombales à la con. " Tant qu'à faire, mieux vaut prendre une position héroïque/grotesque/obscène ?/débile ? (au choix). On peut même envisager d'engager un tailleur de pierre pour paufiner la statue si les traits sont un peu grossiers. Au moins avec un suicide aussi "stylish", on se souviendra de vous...
Pour les plus fortunés, une version à la "Goldfinger" peut aussi être interressante, tant que la durabilité du monument funéraire est assurée.
|22 Oct 2002||hmm. swim around in your miserable boredom. either u will get sick of the boredom and then do something different and productive, or u will go the other way (like i have often gone, hehe) and stay in the misery, each and every time getting more and more detailed as the hole of boredom gets longer deeper, and more detailed with thoughts that many would call 'bad' or 'negative' thoughts. (chuckle) hehehehe ooh, this is how i keep myself afloat, in this stransitional spot in the hole, not quite at the bottom or end of it, but for sure miles away from productive/positiveness (well, at least what others would call postive, i call what i am doing now positive, in the way i see it) >:)|
|22 Oct 2002||SP||knowing you're gay in this kind of world|
|22 Oct 2002||Kyle||Do something with a girl... tell everybody you know... then get the livin shit kicked outa ya until ur lungs fill with blood and eventually die from internal bleeding.|
|21 Oct 2002||HYDRO||That's nice to hear Lucy... take care|
|21 Oct 2002||Katie Jones||overdose on pills around the house or take a knife throught the heart. Also there is the stove, the gas from a stove will work. Not to mention suffocation. Oh or lay something heavy on your chest to stop you from breathing. And there is always drowning in the bath tub.|