|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|16 Sep 2002||stow away on one of nasa's shuttles, (on the outside of the ship somewhere, maybe close to the burners, but not too close or u might die from heat before u get to the more exciting stuff, in space). yeah, so get in a nice crevice or little place to squeeze into, and enjoy the last ride u will ever have, and soon u will be in space, no air, cold, and you will go into pieces. pleasant, don't u think?|
|16 Sep 2002||Maily||I'm 17 and partly suicidal. I say a knife. It's the slowest yet the easiest way to find out if you really want to die or not.|
|15 Sep 2002||pillhead Violet||I need my mummy|
|15 Sep 2002||Lylie||jouer au ballon sur l'autoroute
du saut à l'élastique du haut d'1 pont sans élastique
jouer à la bagarre avec un pitt bull
|14 Sep 2002||future reflection||Well David did make some good points. And of course the question we all want to know.. If you do not believe in God
what does happen after you die. Are you born again or something or just blotted out of existence forever?? Will you come back as a frog?
As for Einstein. His general theory of relativity does allow solutions for time reversal, but there is an interesting catch, even if you see things faster you still live the same
length of time. For example at the edge of a black hole you would see the whole universe's birth and death but your lifetime would still be the same.
Of course quantum mechanics has a whole new story to tell but as a theory is incomplete and needs to be developed.
Anything is still possible.
|14 Sep 2002||billy||-pillhead violet!...why are you such a pillhead?
-what do you mean, why am i such a pillhead. come here mother fucker! i'll kill you...
-you don't know...do you? well, i don't know why i slept with you, and get the hell off my one nut.
|14 Sep 2002||pillhead Violet||Billy when we slept together it was very lovely. although I was a bit disappointed with your 1 ball.|
|14 Sep 2002||This is bullshit.. stupid kids.|
|13 Sep 2002||ang||hey "it was funny": i totally agree with you. in fact, i am probably 100% with you, yeah i dont agree on all of what David said. .. i said that i like the way he thinked, yeah in some ways, but not in others, (like how he wanted to kill himself, and all depressed and stuff) yeah, he sounded kinda just in a bad mood and is using science in a bad way express his feelings. i think he's on the right track, but took a trun for the for the negative direction. anyway, yeah so to clear things up, thats how i really think, poeple. Eintstein is cool, indeed. hey "it was funny" or anyone else if you read this, you can email me if u want, i'de be delighted to talk to someone who is smarter than most people in lots of ways, is open-minded about universe, existence, etc.|
|13 Sep 2002||Mitzy||Oh, laydees, gentlemen and whores, we r gettin very deep on ere rnt we! WoW. Every1s gone all philasophical. I think i spelt that wrong. Ah well. Well, ive worked sumthin out 4 yaz, dont try starvin 2 death! Not good. Makes u very ill and weak and all that. So yeah, ill go now and stop soundin like such a stoned retard. ByE. XxX|
|13 Sep 2002||distrox||attach a respirator to a carbon monoxide tank|
|13 Sep 2002||It was funny||David, you are an idiot, not genious, not smart, just an idiot.
If you were as smart as you think you are you wouldn't say we are animated matter, tsk tsk, we are the BigBang, all our actions and thoughts are bio-electric following the laws of physics that were created when the BigBang, we are not a virus or all that shit a depressed idiot like you say, we are the reaction of an action much above of our perception.
If you want to call yourself a genious just to commit suicide then you are more stupid than the average people, stop shit talking and kill yourself if you like, but if you want to talk about human facts then start by reading the Relativity Theory by Albert Einstein.
I think you created a fake mask just to run out of the reality.
|12 Sep 2002||reason||i just had to assert that americans are all worthless ignorant assholes for making such a big deal out of the towers thing. you couldn't even begin to call that a tragedy compared to the world. so fucking what some people died..? as a country, america deserved and still deserves more death and "tragedy" for all the unthinkably atrocious things it has done. this fake patriotism is the same shit hitler used to make a holocaust. i have absolutely no respect for anyone that feels this was a tragedy, it was only fair|
|12 Sep 2002||billy||don't you hate it when you leave a shirt at a friend's house, and you have no idea were you could have lost it until you see it on your friend's back. you could have your name embroidered on that son of a bitch and they will swear up and down it's not yours. "uh, i got tommy hilfiger on one of my shirts and he isn't trying say it's his shirt." you know what, i am going to get insanely obese friends so there is no fucking question.|
|12 Sep 2002||Kate||Maybe instead of just talking about it you could just, hmmmmmm let's see, do it. If you're that fuckin anxious to die then just fuckin die because right now you're not living, you're just being depressed and i know when you're depressed you like to talk about it because.. i don't know, for me it was probably for some kind of sick attention but if you're not going to actually do it then get over it, trust me you'll have more fun. And all you guys who say you have all these actual problems, like drugs in the family or your own drug problems, or abusive parents, you're the only ones in here who really have the right to even be complaining. I think that you should tell somebody, the feeling I get is that you guys generally don't want to talk to counsellors or any of that shit and i don't blame you but tell your friend, tell your brother tell your fuckin mom what the hell is wrong with you and try to get on with your life. If you're not even gonna try then i have nothin that you need to hear but cutting yourself up is just a bad idea unless you mean it, because then you have to deal with dumbass questions. So don't play with fire unless you really want to get burned.|
|11 Sep 2002||Lucy Cortina||Billy, it's my breasts of course. Removing them has cursed the world that created me. The world has lost 2 of its 'Great Wonders', or spots of 'natural beauty'. The wonders of surgery.
Makes you wonder though.. did Michael Jackson cause the holocaust?
|11 Sep 2002||billy||one year ago today a tragic event took place in america... i got drunk and slept with pillhead violet. why do such horrible things happen?|
|10 Sep 2002||lizzy||fall in love with a boy, use him and abuse him everyway you can, dump him, even if u still love him... if you don't die of a heartache i'm sure you'll die from the cuts left on ur wrist|
|09 Sep 2002||ang||I like the way you think, David.|
|09 Sep 2002||Lucy Cortina||Oooh! You cheeky cheeky boy billy! You know what I'm talking about..
I've been thinking, about my breasts. They're too small now. Should I have implants? BUT..I heard that Daniella Westbrook fell over on the pavement and hers exploded or something. They just popped! That scares me. And to have the 2 done at once would cost double, methinks. But, you won't get a man saying "Cor, that's a nice knocker girl!" will you? Men's brains work in a way that only 2 will do.
I don't much understand implants. Do you have to have the air pumped in every so often? Like, if I went to the petrol station do you think they'd allow me to re-pump them?
"Hope you don't mind if I fill the nungas up, mate?" "Sure Luce, that'll be £5.50". And then I could attract all the lorry drivers there as I'm filling 'em up.
Uh, enough of breasts.
I've got some Paroxetime today, I'm hoping that will be good for me.
PS - Billy, I hope you have aspirations to be the nu Eminem!