|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|19 Oct 2002||stacy||eat their toys and then jump around trying to scream "look mommy i'm a human toy" then they should end up dying or choking on them.....|
|19 Oct 2002||Lucy Cortina||HYDRO - I am none the wiser as to the meaning of A.D.D. I could think of plenty of rudie-dudie words with those words, but Lucy is a lady and would never do that.
Right, I want to share with you all a nice little list. It is actually a cover-version, if you get my meaning, although unlike Britney Spears I can actually sing it without miming, whilst dancing at the same time. Here:
The poopie list>>>
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it feels unwiped, so you have to out some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain
Second Wave Poopie:
It happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
Pop A Vein In Your Forehead Poopie:
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you pratically have a stroke.
Lincoln Log Poopie:
The kind of poopie that's so HUGH, you're afraid to flush without breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.
The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tree marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Gee, I Wish I Could Poopie:
It's the kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet, cramp and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie:
That's where it hurts so bad coming out, you'd swear it left you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie:
THE POWER DUMP- the kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashed all over the toilet.
Upper Class Poopie:
The kind of poopie that doesn't smell.
The Surprise Poopie:
You're not even at the toilet, because you are sure you're about to fart, but OOPS.....a poopie!
The Dangling Poopie:
This poopie refuse to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut loose.
The Whiplash Poopie:
The kind where you oush and strain until your eyes are bloodshot, the poopie just starts to come out when OOPS..... it goes back in.
|18 Oct 2002||Phil||Pour toi l'idéal est de te jeter de ta fenêtre, tu pourras voir ton nom néon avant de t'écraser.
Fais vite ou fais un autre site
|18 Oct 2002||Johnny X-ray||antifreeze-coated lollipops. you always hear about how sweet antifreeze is supposed to be, so why wouldn't a young child want to ingest such a sweet morsel to end their life?|
|17 Oct 2002||******HYDRO******||A.D.D is what I meant Lucy... b/t/w I just realized this week that whoever is still living out there is living for a reason... It took someone else's death to make me realize this, and I finally got my lazy ass up and did something productive. Hopefully this will keep me from blowing my brains out anytime soon. Have a nice day everyone!!!|
|17 Oct 2002||Lucy Cortina||HYDRO - add? You mean address? Oh yes, Madame Cortina has an address.
It's almost Halloween. Me and my mates are planning to commit murder against the vegetables belonging to the vegi-sexual next door. Infact, we could kidnap them and demand a ransom. Threaten to mutilate his precious carrots and marrows. Ooooh I am evil.
|17 Oct 2002||misskathyx||dejà répondu a cette question chérie chérie...|
|17 Oct 2002||Mélody||the best is to slow yourself under the train!!!!|
|17 Oct 2002||potryx||the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13 is... say the magic words "pouet prout zigounette..." If you say this when you are young, an evil spirit comes from hell's kingdom, called "the very very bad monster who comes from an evil kingdom".so, he takes you, and, a time later, he asks you to be his wife... and if you answer him "no"... he could kill you, and drinks ALL of your blood!. then, it's a kind of " suicide", which is a very easy way to die when you are 13.
and excuse my english level, i'm just a poor french guy who does not know engish very well... boooo !
|17 Oct 2002||Domnic Chezario||Jump of a cliff!! Cut ur wrist under water! Drink some rat poison!!! Live on the streets of LA!!! Join a Gang!!! Go call a black man a "Nigger" in the hood!!!! Join AA!!! Join the KKK!!! hmmm...... ok this is a sick web site and i thought i would just have some fun.. No offense meant people!|
|17 Oct 2002||You're are sick and fucked up... I ran across this doing a paper on suicide. It's not so funny when you come home to find your mother dead in her car in the garage, after committing suicide...|
|17 Oct 2002||another saved soul||I may not be under the age of 13 but have been suffering from severe depression for the past several years. I have many times thought of killing myself, the number of times i've put the gun to my head or held the knife to my wrists or throat are uncountable. The only thing that stops me is that I know that there are people out there that truly care about me. The only advice I offer to those of you who want to die is that it isn' t worth it. Tell someone they will listen and may be able to get you some help if not help you themselves. Trust me I know that it feels like no one cares, I thought this to until room mate and best friend came home and found me bleeding from cutting myself. I wanted to die but talking to him made things easier and I have begun to see that there are people that care. Don't do it or at least reason with yourself first and understand that human life is short as it is. I have a tattoo on my back now that represents to me life. I would like all of you considering suicide to think of this first. "The sun will always rise again on another day, the past is gone and the future is coming. Live life in the present and live up to your expectations not others."|
|16 Oct 2002||Nacole||Go into the Getto with a radio (that all people can hear) and BLAST David Allan Coe with a Rebel Flag bandana on ur head wearing boots, can't forget the boots .... Someone is sure to shoot you then :)|
|15 Oct 2002||T-Bonius||I think the best way to kill yourself is to let be skullfucked by superman until he nuts and blows the other side off your head off like a shotgun.|
|15 Oct 2002||******HYDRO******||I thought the same thing before about Mouchette sounds like Machetti. So when I think of this person I picture them walking through the jungle with a machetti. For some reason that word has been appearing in weird places lately. Why do things work out that way? I was just wondering Lucy, do you have add or something?|
|15 Oct 2002||Cel||hm.... interesting i must say you better have a good reason before you do it. I managed to convince myself that this world sucks and that no matter what you do there will always be bad times in it. Suicide comes as a thought and sometimes you even start to believe that you're going to die anyway, why not now. i agree but just make sure you have good motives before you do it. Your life is in your hands use it well if you must know the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13. It would have to depend on the kind of person you are. I can't say what way is best for every person but if you must and you feel like your life will never get any better then remember it is your life.|
|15 Oct 2002||Trisha||overdose pills|
|15 Oct 2002||Trisha||i will never tell you
if you want to kill yourself. first read the bible.
i wouldnt go to hell if i was you.
|14 Oct 2002||Lucy Cortina||I remember once I was watching Southpark, there were 2 cowboys on. They began to undress, saying "Let's explore our sexuality!" This got me thinking. Thinking, they say, induces breast development. Mein gott! One day I'll need to use the pyramids as my bra - a spiky one like Madonna used to wear.
Back to the point - I was thinking of exploring our proud names.
Cortina: Wanted sex goddess. A Cortina is actually some sort of car, I think. There is also a UK advert on TV with "Hairy Cortina", a freaky man with a huge Afro hairpiece.
I've been confused with famous people too. I once got sunburnt in Germany and a woman began screaching "Oh ja! oh ja! mein gott! Was ist? Ja das ist!" - whatever that may mean. The sunburn was in patches like a christian cross. She thought I was the Virgin Mary (honestly, I ask you!) and a queue of German women formed along the beach - they wanted to feed me tablespoons of milk and pray to me!
So, what about your names? Billy. That rhymes with willy. Quite inappropriate, I think!
Mouchette. Sounds like Machete (those sword things).
I put the question to YOU, dear people. What is in a name? Does your name scream breastiness, sexual juices and womanly potential to others? Or does it scream of a dried up old fart?
|14 Oct 2002||Jeniffer||Compared to all these problems mine don't mean shit but i can't help feeling the way i do. I guess u can say compared to every1 else i have a good life even though i have 5 friends no B/f and my family says i'm a miserable person to be around bc i'm in my room all the time. I used to be very happy and when some1 said they wanted to kill themselves i would flip out, i would try to make them change their minds and tell them all the good things in their life but now the past year i myself have become very depressed i have attemped suicide once by taking pills but apparently i didn't take enough b/c i woke up. i have tried to cut my wrists but i'm a sissy and can't take pain. i have cut my neck but not very deep. i want to die and i would do it but i can't take the pain. i try to think of the good things in my live but the bad things outweight the good things by a lot. i cry every night for no reason i look at the knife i keep in my drawer whenever i get upset which is everyday. it will probably just be a matter of time till i end it. i'll make another post sometime if im still here.|