|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|23 Dec 2002||unhealthy||There's only one reason to die and that's if your health is really messed up. All the rest of you should go home and live.|
|22 Dec email@example.com||i think the best way to kill yourself, would be to drink draino,, perhaps the most unpleaseant method,, but surely one of the most effective.|
|21 Dec 2002||Elliot||Get a nuclear bomb and eat it|
|21 Dec 2002||Zack||Shove a cork up your arse and then drink tons of pepsi or coke and then because you can't fart you will explode|
|21 Dec 2002||Carl||If you're thinking of committing suicide then your life must be pretty darn shit. If that's the case, then GET A LIFE. Take some chances, what have you got to loose. If everything goes wrong, so what, you would've been dead anyway. And stop being so selfish. Think about how your friends and family are gonna feel when you die - and if they don't care about you anyway, why give them the satisfaction. You got nothing to loose so GO GET A NEW LIFE - and enjoy the rest of it.|
|21 Dec 2002||atif||gas poisoning|
|21 Dec 2002||Mike||Fall in love with me.|
|20 Dec 2002||Lucy Cortina||Ps - Mouchette, I'm sat here gaping at the screen wearing one of those red welding helmets like in Kylie Minogue's "Can't get you out of my head" video. Cherish that image. You are to blame, by leading me astray to rogue webpages with pictures of huge arses on them.|
|20 Dec 2002||help||holy shit i'm in deep troble. i fuck up in school, and in my family. help me, my e-mail is firstname.lastname@example.org. i just need someone to talk to.|
|20 Dec 2002||Lucy Cortina||"I thought this site attracted geniuses from around the world" - pardon?? This site has attracted 2 very famous 'geniuses', and has been doing so for quite a while now. My breasts are not just elegant ornamental things to be admired but not touched - they have brains of their own too. For example, my left breast sometimes feels suffocated and imprisoned by my red frilly bra - and does a bit of squeaky pushing and thrusting to try and escape. This also happens when my Billy drops his pants - but that's another story.
Sometimes my right breast gets tired of standing up pertly and proudly, and decides to have a little sleep - which is when it saggs and makes me look like one of those old-but-still-sexy women, whose breasts dangle down as far as the navel.
And anyway, President Bush probably frequents this site - how else can you explain his idiotic war-hunger-madness?
|20 Dec 2002||ANNETTE||OMG THATS IT!! I AM ON MY LAST FUCKING NERVE!! (SORRY FOR THE CURSING) THIS WEEKEND IS THE LAST FUCKING DAY I AM GONNA TRY IT AND ITS GONNA WORK! I DUNNO HOW IM GONNA GET THE THINGS NEEDED BUT I AM! IF "YOU" EVER READ THIS AND "YOU" KNOW WHO "YOU" ARE I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR GETTING ME TO THIS POINT/. YOU MADE ME REALIZE HOW SUCH A HORRIBLE PERSON I AM. AND IM NOT BEING SARCASTICIM GLAD U MAKE ME WANNA DIE CAUSE I REALLY DONT NEED TO BE ON THIS EARTH. THANKS BYE|
|19 Dec 2002||Man with white coats||Danny Danny Danny. You have escaped from your holding pen again, havn't you? Its alright, Mr Keaton, the white coat agency will take care of you now.|
|19 Dec 2002||fucked up little bitch||I need some oppinions on what i'm gonna do. i have wanting 2 and trying 2 kill myself ( sumtimes 2 get attention and sumtimes 4 real) since i was 13. i have seen loads of psychatrists and they all say there aint nuthing wrong with me and that they cant help me! so now i'm nearly 18, and i'm just really fuckin miserable and i have decided to kill myself and make it work. The only thing that upsets me is my family, i know how hurt they would be. People say that people that commit suicide is selfish right? but the way i see it, its selfish of people 2 want people 2 live in the darkest place, HELL!! does anybody agree with me?? i mean its not that i havent tried 2 be normal and happy, i have. but it just doesnt work! i know the pain suicide can cause, many of my friends have done it. But i just cant go on any longer. i've really tried hangin on, trying and waiting 4 things 2 get better... but they just get WORSE!! what am i 2 do?? i really dont want 2 hurt my family cause i really do love them, but its ok 4 them, they have never felt the way i do, they are fucking happy with life and they just dont know how it fuckin feels. i really wish i could be like them. Loads of people must feel the way i do. Can u please give me some advice and tell me what the fuck i should do. Could u get back to me quite soon, heres my email: Angel4ever666@lycos.co.uk
Email me about what u think even if its to tell me that i'm a selfish fucked up little bitch. i can take it, i just wanna know what u think. THANKS>>>>
|19 Dec 2002||Gina||The best way to kill your self is to go to your grandmother's house look in the cabinet, pick out all of the pritty pills, and bottoms up. Make sure you leave a nice sucide noat, or the dumb ass people will think it was a homiside.(Dumb asses)
Read the pome...
What would you do if I killed my self now
If I took out a gun and blew my fuckin brains out
who would care not you
what would you say if I pulled out a Knife
A sharp dager an ended my life
who would care ( not me )
If I killed myself now
would you even cry
what if I told you I was going to Die
|19 Dec 2002||Gina||let someone else do it for you. Tell your mom and dad your knocked up. Get ready for a ride|
|18 Dec 2002||---||avaler une noix de coco|
|18 Dec 2002||Painless death||Mouchette, the ideas for suicide on this site are really crappy and lame, and could get a lad hurt (drinking bleach, jumping of a building). I am not going to burn out the inside of my stomach or end up a paraplegic. I thought this site attracted geniuses from around the world. Is this the best you can come up with. $1,000,000 to the person that describes a painless death.|
|18 Dec 2002||thirty somethin||What age is old? 35,45,55,80. Lets see Elvis died in his 40's. Ice man died when he was 40 somethin (Yes the ice man). Any reason for living past 50 unless your president of some country or something?|
|18 Dec 2002||Jeanie||My Bullets? I don't use bullets, but what I use goes faster than sound too, the end of a whip. You're a Bond girl, I'm a BONDage type of gal. Tie my men up and lettem have it. Such fun, they really like it too.|
|18 Dec 2002||HUh?, What||Someone told me the most unusual thing, that the sun actually sets at 10:00 in the UK. Is it possible?|