|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|13 Apr 2018||The great escape||My little fly. Buzzing on my eyelid. Watching on my wall. How i wish you would get 1000 of you friends to grab me and fly me up in the sky, carrying me far away. To my own island in the pacific. We can eat coconuts and crab everyday as we watch the tide roll in.|
|12 Apr 2018||S||turn off your emotions|
|11 Apr 2018||Say Cheeeeeese. 《☆》||Go to your bedroom and close the door. With a very sharp knife you must quickly slash open your throat. Use lots of pressure and move fast. Turn on some music so they cant hear you as your gashed open throat squirts blood everywhere. When your parents find you they will be traumatized.|
|10 Apr 2018||Little Larry Sherm||Get a lot of those stink bombs.. they are glass viles filled with rotten boiled egg smelling liquid. Break open as many as you can by stomping on them in your house. Your parents will beat you to death.|
|10 Apr 2018||Excalibur||I read about soldiers in battle becoming so overwhelmed by things they saw they became blind or deaf or studdered real bad. Some to the point that talking became impossible. These men thru therapy and most likely some pretty good pharmacuticals became better. The conditions they had lessened and in some cases recovery of speech or senses returned. I have also seen videos of these things. Training videos for military doctors. I think if someone is in that state and they keep pressing foward to live well, that inspires me to keep moving foward. It gives me perspective to how my life while very serious, is not that bad. It is quite humbling to see someone like that.|
|10 Apr 2018||Olimpiad tu culo tiempo||Tide pod supositories|
|10 Apr 2018||Zandifer||The best way to kill yourself is by going on the internet and submitting ways to kill yourself. Once you get to that point you are already dead or you have escaped for a moment. Or both.|
|10 Apr 2018||Hairy anus sypathizer||If the hole in your ass is extremely hairy the best way to kill yourself is just post pictures on the internet of your hairy A-hole with contact info. You will die from embarassment and shame due to internet trolls.|
|10 Apr 2018||Sam I Am||Would you, could you, kill yourself while eating green eggs and ham?|
|10 Apr 2018||Enzii||fall in love|
|09 Apr 2018||Jotun||All the half way decent ways to kill yourself are not possible at 13 years of age. You have to wait until at least age 26. Then killing yourself is even eaiser than tying your shoe strings. And dont forget hanging yourself with your shoe strings is only number 53 on the top 100 best ways to kill yourself list for 2018. This list claims to just meditate on hairy ass holes. Eventually your brain will either explode or catch on fire.|
|09 Apr 2018||Dorothy||You must wear some fancy sparkley red shoes. Click the heels together twice and say, there is no place like the grave, there is no place like the grave.
It also helps if you give the lion an upskirt peep show.
|09 Apr 2018||halee||being made fun of on g+ and grabbing a knife and posting saying that ur gonna kys|
|09 Apr 2018||Blowin hot air||Drink hot sauce until your ass catches on fire.|
|09 Apr 2018||mariana||diving in the sea|
|09 Apr 2018||daniel||knife and bathtub|
|09 Apr 2018||adrianlganava||No respires|
|09 Apr 2018||Danketh Memes||uhh, prolly jumpn outa the window i mean like that shit high af like you gunna die if you fall.|
|08 Apr 2018||You dont have to.||Suicide is a bad joke the devil tricks you into playing on yourself. The devil wants you to killyourself so he gets your soul and you go to hell with him. A lot of the time we think there is no hope in a given situation however when it all plays out its not as bad as we thought. There is always a better way. Something can be done to make it better. No matter what. But you have to try. You have to do what you can to make it work. If you killyourself you are giving up.|
|08 Apr 2018||Mike Hunt||Either eat a bowl of tide pods with milk or snort a tide pod like its cocaine.
Did you know nearly 4000 teenagers have died from eating just one tide pod? The detergent works like acid on soft tissue like esophogus or lung tissue. Welcome to chemical burns. Kids these days are so retarded, but look at the bright side... thats 4000 kids that dont grow up and become a burden to socioty, that socioty pays for. Food, housing, medical, and on and on. Parents should invest a little more time in their childrens lives. What a sad world where we eat tide pods because its better than not eating them