Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
23 Oct 2002 Wizman Se recouvrir d'une fine couche de béton et laisser un mot dans ce genre à côté : "Voici la statue que je veut sur ma tombe. Ca change des pierres tombales à la con. " Tant qu'à faire, mieux vaut prendre une position héroïque/grotesque/obscène ?/débile ? (au choix). On peut même envisager d'engager un tailleur de pierre pour paufiner la statue si les traits sont un peu grossiers. Au moins avec un suicide aussi "stylish", on se souviendra de vous...

Pour les plus fortunés, une version à la "Goldfinger" peut aussi être interressante, tant que la durabilité du monument funéraire est assurée.
22 Oct 2002   hmm. swim around in your miserable boredom. either u will get sick of the boredom and then do something different and productive, or u will go the other way (like i have often gone, hehe) and stay in the misery, each and every time getting more and more detailed as the hole of boredom gets longer deeper, and more detailed with thoughts that many would call 'bad' or 'negative' thoughts. (chuckle) hehehehe ooh, this is how i keep myself afloat, in this stransitional spot in the hole, not quite at the bottom or end of it, but for sure miles away from productive/positiveness (well, at least what others would call postive, i call what i am doing now positive, in the way i see it) >:)
22 Oct 2002 SP knowing you're gay in this kind of world
22 Oct 2002 Kyle Do something with a girl... tell everybody you know... then get the livin shit kicked outa ya until ur lungs fill with blood and eventually die from internal bleeding.
21 Oct 2002 HYDRO That's nice to hear Lucy... take care
21 Oct 2002 Katie Jones overdose on pills around the house or take a knife throught the heart. Also there is the stove, the gas from a stove will work. Not to mention suffocation. Oh or lay something heavy on your chest to stop you from breathing. And there is always drowning in the bath tub.
21 Oct 2002 Vanessa hmm... intersting interesting answers here... yes yes good answers indeed... yet only the dead know the TRUE answers to being dead, seeing as they are dead! myself, i am not new to this site... i have been checking back every other week or so, and Lucy Cortina's and Mouchette's and Billy's dialogues and conversations seem to be getting more amusing every time... you three seem to have great lives.... anyway, on we go, i live in Texas in the U.S., but are we really united? i think not... actually i think that christianity is a cult, and the government is after me, and yes life seems to always be in shambles... by the way i'm being totally serious... but here's a question for the people who ARE thinking of "offing yourself"... what is there to look forward to when gone? no, i'm not any kind of savior, i promise this, seeing as i have a bad sort of behiavor, but really is Death actually THAT exciting to look forward to? unless you believe in reincarnation (in that case i would love to come back as a guy) then what really is to come in dying? it will be pitch black, incredibly boring, nothing to do, nowhere to go, nobody to see... i would rather duke it out in the tough life than be bored for the rest of eternity. think about it, and please feel free to email me with your thoughts, i'll respond personally Crying_black_tears@hotmail.com

Sincerely,
Vanessa
20 Oct 2002 Lucy Cortina Ahh I think I understand what you meant now. A.D.D as in Attention Defficiant Disorder (or something along that line)? My darling, if Lucy wanted attention then she would simply remove her bra.

Seriously though, I am not offended or anything :)
20 Oct 2002 ******HYDRO****** Lucy, I hope u didn't take offense to my question... if u did, I didn't mean anything by it... I was just curious... I don't know too much about that disorder either... descriptions of poop r always fun...
20 Oct 2002   Eating to much cakes? That's banal. Try with alcohol. First and last bout of drunkeness
19 Oct 2002 stacy eat their toys and then jump around trying to scream "look mommy i'm a human toy" then they should end up dying or choking on them.....
19 Oct 2002 Lucy Cortina HYDRO - I am none the wiser as to the meaning of A.D.D. I could think of plenty of rudie-dudie words with those words, but Lucy is a lady and would never do that.
Right, I want to share with you all a nice little list. It is actually a cover-version, if you get my meaning, although unlike Britney Spears I can actually sing it without miming, whilst dancing at the same time. Here:

The poopie list>>>

Ghost Poopie:
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie:
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie:
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it feels unwiped, so you have to out some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain

Second Wave Poopie:
It happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

Pop A Vein In Your Forehead Poopie:
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you pratically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie:
The kind of poopie that's so HUGH, you're afraid to flush without breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Gassey Poopie:
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.

Drinkers Poopie:
The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tree marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Gee, I Wish I Could Poopie:
It's the kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet, cramp and fart a few times.

Corn Poopie:
Self-explanatory.

Spinal Tap Poopie:
That's where it hurts so bad coming out, you'd swear it left you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie:
THE POWER DUMP- the kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

Liquid Poopie:
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashed all over the toilet.

Upper Class Poopie:
The kind of poopie that doesn't smell.

The Surprise Poopie:
You're not even at the toilet, because you are sure you're about to fart, but OOPS.....a poopie!

The Dangling Poopie:
This poopie refuse to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut loose.

The Whiplash Poopie:
The kind where you oush and strain until your eyes are bloodshot, the poopie just starts to come out when OOPS..... it goes back in.

Enjoy darlings!
18 Oct 2002 Phil Pour toi l'idéal est de te jeter de ta fenêtre, tu pourras voir ton nom néon avant de t'écraser.
Fais vite ou fais un autre site
18 Oct 2002 Johnny X-ray antifreeze-coated lollipops. you always hear about how sweet antifreeze is supposed to be, so why wouldn't a young child want to ingest such a sweet morsel to end their life?
17 Oct 2002 ******HYDRO****** A.D.D is what I meant Lucy... b/t/w I just realized this week that whoever is still living out there is living for a reason... It took someone else's death to make me realize this, and I finally got my lazy ass up and did something productive. Hopefully this will keep me from blowing my brains out anytime soon. Have a nice day everyone!!!
17 Oct 2002 Lucy Cortina HYDRO - add? You mean address? Oh yes, Madame Cortina has an address.

The Uglyhome,
No. 26,
Spotty Road,
Uglyville,
Ugland.

It's almost Halloween. Me and my mates are planning to commit murder against the vegetables belonging to the vegi-sexual next door. Infact, we could kidnap them and demand a ransom. Threaten to mutilate his precious carrots and marrows. Ooooh I am evil.

*mwahahahahahahahah*ee
17 Oct 2002 misskathyx dejà répondu a cette question chérie chérie...
17 Oct 2002 Mélody the best is to slow yourself under the train!!!!
17 Oct 2002 potryx the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13 is... say the magic words "pouet prout zigounette..." If you say this when you are young, an evil spirit comes from hell's kingdom, called "the very very bad monster who comes from an evil kingdom".so, he takes you, and, a time later, he asks you to be his wife... and if you answer him "no"... he could kill you, and drinks ALL of your blood!. then, it's a kind of " suicide", which is a very easy way to die when you are 13.
and excuse my english level, i'm just a poor french guy who does not know engish very well... boooo !
17 Oct 2002 Domnic Chezario Jump of a cliff!! Cut ur wrist under water! Drink some rat poison!!! Live on the streets of LA!!! Join a Gang!!! Go call a black man a "Nigger" in the hood!!!! Join AA!!! Join the KKK!!! hmmm...... ok this is a sick web site and i thought i would just have some fun.. No offense meant people!

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