|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|21 Sep 2014||tabitha||what made you want to invent this? being 17 years old and wanting to kill myself, i came across this site. are you suicidal as well? why are you inspiring others to kill themselves? :(|
|10 Sep 2014||Giulia||Monossido di carbonio|
|10 Sep 2014||Maria||The best way to kill yourself - trust people.:c|
|10 Sep 2014||fuck you||Fuck yoy|
|03 Sep 2014||Azzazin Kreet||Sasai syka tvarь,kurwa ja pierdole!!111!!|
|01 Sep 2014||slice the throat||Is it working?|
|01 Sep 2014||Ben Dover||Lettuce be friends. Fart friends. We can email each other audio recordings of our precious flatus. And we can just see where it goes. Perhaps our friendship will grow and one day we can become poop pals. And email pictures of our poopies. We could print, frame, and hang these pictures on our walls. And lettuce not forget time and date stamp. We have a real chance here at something great between us. Dont deny your feelings. I want to be your special friend.|
|30 Aug 2014||mai||i wont create one game for children|
|20 Aug 2014||reject||wish I knew. cuz I want to end it on my bday. I,llo b 30 this yr and there is not a damn thing to keep me here aside from my dog. if I only knew the best painless way to end it I would be doing so on my bday. life is just never been meant for me. so fuck it. im out. bye|
|06 Aug 2014||HAMED||Really?|
|23 Jul 2014||Val||Jump from a bridge|
|20 Jul 2014||maple syrup and meatballs||Ladies and Germs, you are invited to turd fest 2014. It will be the last week of august and will take place in any major city in canada. Planes and helicopters will fly overhead dropping tons of human feces on the cities as people below grab handfulls of excremint and rub it all over thier naked bodies and sing canadas anthem, O Canada, O Canada...|
|17 Jul 2014||edgar the edgar||They are putting microscopic microchips in the food and water. They are inside you. They are cyborgs that know every thought you have. These cyborgs control various spytech from hidden spy cameras in the flowers to a hidden spy space station 10 miles deep in the sun. They even have human slave spys with cloaking suits that hide in bushes and trees. They have satelites that hide behind clouds. They video record everything you do. If they catch you they will shove a rubber hose into your nose and shove it all the way into your throat and feed you pure pork fat and calcium supplements. This will make your bones extra brittle and they will slowly crush your bones with a hammer. You will become a motionless blob with explosive diarrhea. Then they will launch you into outerspace all the way to the space station so the astronauts can sell you into the intergalactic sex slave trade. This is how they get all thier money so they can fund false flag opperations and the pro russian nazis in the ukraine.|
|11 Jul 2014||Marco Dorian||Mi fa schifo la mia vita!|
|07 Jul 2014||Lucrezia||Siete malati per caso?
Penso di si.
Persona want live, not die
|05 Jul 2014||cai||I am going to kill myself. Sooner or later. There is nothing sad or weird about this. I cannot remember what it was like before I was born. I will not remember what it is like after I die. Life is great while I am here, but shit... at least for me, it is temporary.|
|04 Jul 2014||me||I Want to end my life whats the bast way to end it|
|03 Jul 2014||bandsaw||Set up your bedroom so when someone walks in party poppers pop and streamers and balloons fall from the celing. A song also needs to begin to play. They find you on your bed lifeless. Then in a few moments a television comes on with a doll on a tricycle that says I want to play a game....|
|03 Jul 2014||world famous in 17 seconds||Wait until the world cup. Run out center field totaly nude and shoot yourself in the head.
Tip: aim so your brains splatter on the security guards.
|02 Jul 2014||sarah connor||This site is full of witches that are casting spells on your mind for you to commit suicide and become so lustful you will nonstop maturbate 24/7. I know this because I had to go to the exsorcist and be sprinkled with water that made me catch on fire and smoke. They beat me with a rod until the demon came out of me. To stop this from happening I had several surgeries that transformed me into a cyborg. Now my problem is invisible robots keep molesting me in my sleep.|