|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|18 May 2015||Isabelle||I realise that this article thingy was written a long time ago...it is now the year 2015, i am 12 years old and i am turing 13 this year. i have been googling for about two weeks trying to figure out the best way to kill myself. my family is shit, my friends are shit, im basically just shit. i have suggested taking a pill called barbiturates but its hard to get a pill from a chemist when your this age...ive been thinking about doing this for a while and i am pretty certain ill do it any time soon|
|17 May 2015||anonimo||Morire con i barbiuterici|
|16 May 2015||Vlad||hang yourself|
|15 May 2015||amaan||I want to kill my mother because st all time she shouted me and beat me very badly and use to give me bad words I Will kill him or I will suicide|
|13 May 2015||Jose||Hanging: it:s quick, simple, and effective.|
|13 May 2015||Adnres||Suck my dick|
|13 May 2015||Andres CarANUS||Fall off the face of the earth. Because no one gave a shit anyway.|
|10 May 2015||Right To Die||Carbon monoxide is the most peaceful way to end it.|
|08 May 2015||Alice||Slit your wrist. Auto asphyxiation.|
|07 May 2015||Margo||no|
|05 May 2015||Nicole||You just stand there and be all alone with no one and nothing.|
|03 May 2015||G.I. JOSE||Mucho gordo gato taco. Muy muy feo gato. Gato es muy loco y stupido. Mucho gusto mi gato taco.|
|03 May 2015||Velior Yakovlev||You can escape from life, from death - never.
Жизнь и сама сложит крылья.
Then why rush it?
|02 May 2015||Faith Ford||"accidentally" falls into knife draw|
|28 Apr 2015||i dont know||Live honest and be a good person. Death will find you by self|
|26 Apr 2015||JoeBob telling jokes for a nickle each.||Q&A:
Q: What do you call an elevator full of white people?
A: A box of crackers.
Now i am white and i have to say it is funny.
Q: Whats the difference between black people and snow tires?
A: snow tires dont sing when you put chains on them.
Thats so funny because its true!
|26 Apr 2015||BEST ANSWER:||I know a man whose son commited suicide. Kid hung himself in his parents closet. His mom found him. Many years later its still a taboo even to speak of. Its a stain on the family rep. Real nice people. I think thats just the drugs though. Not to judge, because lets face it i have done nearly every drug known to man and also in massive quanities. I should be fucking dead my friend. I never did o.d. i tried. Its so unfair. I did enough cocaine once to kill a horse. So trust me trying to overdose is not the best choice. Go with hanging. Its proven effective thru centuries. And you just kinda go to sleep if you do it ever so gently. Besides look around at all the readily available items you can use to hang yourself. Belt, shoe laces, underware elastic, and the list rages on and on. The point is you can do this in the next ten to fifteen minutes. No more waiting for sweet release.|
|25 Apr 2015||Miley Cyrus||Do you have any idea how embarassing it is to be me? Do you know what its like to have one tiny nipple and one extra large nipple. They are both off center also. The doctor told me he could remove both nipples and put me on the transplant list but all the donors are elderly and so have streched out and saggy nipples. Who wants strech marks and cellulite nipples? I tried to strech out the tiny nipple by suspending myself from the roof and just hanging. I also used some lotion with cocoa butter and lidocaine. After it just tightened back up like an anaconda. Even when i shrink the large nipple with ice cubes its three times the size of the other. I cant stand the shame. All the kids at school tease me. They call me little big nips. They all laugh at me when its cold out and my nipples point different directions. Once i am dead my nipples will decompose and my problems will be over. Goodbye to everyone who drove me to suicide with your jokes and laughter.|
|24 Apr 2015||cocolol98||sharp razors|
|23 Apr 2015||Yann||to jump before a train|